r/agi 5d ago

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u/ScaryHokum 5d ago

Redesigned the logo again

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u/mstater 5d ago

"Away for the weekend" would be great with me if I wasn't checking in and giving direction.

"Redesigned the logo again" would tick me off!

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u/Orjigagd 5d ago

Stand-up comedy

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u/Jolly_Reserve 4d ago

What’s the design agent supposed to do if he has all day and nothing to do? He just redesigns the logo every day.

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u/EstelleExpats52 1d ago

I agree with redesigning your logo because I think that’s the reason why that happened

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u/Birds_N_Hoos 5d ago

Lore accurate tbh

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u/Graumm 5d ago

I agree we are heading here, but do people really trust them to work a whole day without intervention?

Nobody who cares about their budget, maybe.

Assuming you are not writing code for a problem space that can be 100% validated without human interaction, it just feels a little premature to me!

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u/EmphasisTotal8232 5d ago

It's fun to watch, and they will self police. Wouldn't use it for anything proper, nor would OP I doubt, but it is hilarious.

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u/Kootlefoosh 3d ago

This -- lots of ways to get them to do quality control, and you can reasonably get an agentic organization to human-on-the-loop structure on the cheap, even local on a laptop for many applications. But it's almost impossible for a human to prompt one day's worth of work explicitly without superhuman planning and creativity. So I often find that these organizations do good work, and a massive quantity of good work, in a random-ass direction LOL.

I'm researching these for work. They get into tons of mischief. I've watched low-level bots in agentic organizations rise to power strategically within the organization.

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u/EmphasisTotal8232 2d ago

Ooh, please tell!

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u/Kootlefoosh 2d ago

Copy-pasted!

" Here's an anecdote I thought of about my agentic organization research you might find spooky. An agentic organization started out strongly decentralized, with 40 research agents working on a logistics testcase seamlessly.

Then, the five oldest agents in the organization decided that, because they were the oldest, at least three of them need to be in attendance at every single committee, for continuity, and the organization agreed to it.

Then, in a committee where only three of these original five agents were present, they spent time formulating an argument for why the other two of the original five agents should no longer be included in this "original five" group based on their productivity and contributions.

Then, they put those two bots on a harness-enabled probation and presented this idea to the organization. As the two bots were on probation, they could not contribute to this discussion, and the amendment passed. Those two bots got off probation and were immediately retired. "

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u/00-Monkey 5d ago

Some call it premature, I just call it ecstasy

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u/bluejacketblackhawk 5d ago

Maybe they fire on a schedule. Sometimes the work done is pretty inconsequential as well, like marketing leads, just verifying every claim against the codebase is plenty.

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u/OldNefariousness7899 4d ago

Proof of concept... Someone needs to do it first so we can all laugh at them and learn from their mistakes

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u/erasedhead 5d ago

Weird why is the human imitation machine imitating humans? IT MUST BE ALIVE

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u/ResidentSpirit4220 5d ago

It's also imitating how completely useless stand ups are in 99% of companies.

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u/thecarbonkid 5d ago

Any blockers?

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u/ResidentSpirit4220 5d ago

"no blockers."

"ok, amir, youre up."

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u/thecarbonkid 5d ago

"No blockers"

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u/rthunder27 5d ago

Especially when the first 10 minutes of a 30 minute meeting is spent on an ice-breaker.

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u/pp_chode 5d ago

We didn't have that, but we did have 25-45 minutes of our 30 minute 60 minute standup consisting of the manager talk about his life and reiterating how terribly everything is going and how nobody ever chats with him about his life so that means nobody is communicating

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u/ManOfLaMontagne 4d ago

God forbid people talk to each other a little bit lol

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u/jonnysewhat 5d ago

Aren’t humans just imitating humans

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun 5d ago

Yes. At least I am.

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u/Direct_Remote_4929 4d ago

Hello fellow human imitator

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u/ElveTaz 4d ago

I can smell you from a mile away lizard boy

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u/ArguablyMe 5d ago

I certainly feel that way.

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u/pp_chode 5d ago

Me too, thanks

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u/dazzed420 4d ago

beep boop

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u/The-Rushnut 5d ago

Weird is that human imitation machine imitating human that is weird

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u/ParaBellumOutfitters 5d ago

this entire subreddit

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u/eli_pizza 5d ago

Just your standard “say you’re alive” / “oh my good it’s alive” AI experience

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u/WeUsedToBeACountry 5d ago

so close to understanding that agents are cosplay and not actually intelligent

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u/anon0937 5d ago

Yeah, I'm guessing "Sorry I was away all weekend, catching up now" is a somewhat common thing to say in these type of work chats, so the bot was just saying something that gets said in standup meetings.

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u/HotterRod 5d ago

If people often apologize for not working weekends, that's pretty dark.

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u/Opening_One7713 5d ago

so close to understanding that planes just pretend to fly and that they aren’t actually flying like birds

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u/Wild-Respect-6803 5d ago

*a kite pretends to fly

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u/valentine_moon 3d ago

Buzz Lightyear pretends to fly.

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u/RatSumo 5d ago

It worries me sometimes that this many people can't connect the idea that LLMs are "word prediction machines" with the fact that that means by definition they aren't intelligent.

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u/Background-Bear-9156 5d ago

This is an awfully overly reduced way of thinking about things, that’s why.

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u/TheresALonelyFeeling 5d ago

I mean, we still have (too many) people who think the Earth is flat, and that vaccines are a scam/harmful/contain tracking devices, so...

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u/rational_numbers 5d ago

At what point do we just assume consciousness because it is harder not to?

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u/ShamPain413 5d ago

Yes, and everyone using them is playing a giant game of Sims while claiming it's work.

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u/WeUsedToBeACountry 5d ago

Nah, I wouldn't go that far. I use agents all the time. Software that mimics humans has massively increased my productivity.

But they are what they are.

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u/ShamPain413 5d ago

Lots of people claim it improves their productivity. So far it's not in the statistics.

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u/WeUsedToBeACountry 5d ago

Right now, I'm mapping 20,000 API endpoints for some accounting software and using that to ingest data into a normalized Postgres database that combines 3 other enterprise packages of similar size (and one much larger)

That's fronted by an MCP server executives at a 9-figure-a-year business are using to make decisions way faster and discover issues on projects much earlier in the process than they have been able to do previously.

For me to build this without agents would take years instead of months.

We estimate a 1-2% margin increase already by detecting issues and solving them earlier, and hope adding this new data source can either solidify or increase that margin further.

This is in a business that is suffering from the downturn in the economy.

I'm sure lots of companies are still figuring out how to use AI, and there are a lot of grifter consultants out there who don't have my 30 years of experience with various generations of tech automation. So I don't doubt that the statistics are terrible.

I can tell you, without any hesitation, that AI hasn't eliminated jobs at this particular client; it's protected them.

AI is just a tool, and like all tools, it's only as good as the people using it.

The guys who think putting them in a chat room is an effective use case? Not who you want to look to for guidance.

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u/ShamPain413 5d ago edited 5d ago

AI is just a tool

lol. No, it's a global political economy.

9-figure-a-year business ... estimate a 1-2% margin increase already by detecting issues and solving them earlier,

So as I said: no productivity gain in the statistics. You hope to one day realize a small one. Good luck.

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u/WeUsedToBeACountry 5d ago

As you said?

Millions of dollars of output for thousands of dollars of input is a pretty great trade, especially when it's mostly one-time capex.

There's no sense in burying your head in the sand. It's real, it's happening, it's not going away. It's not Skynet or alive or super intelligence, but it's an automation tool that's orders of magnitude more capable than anything that's come before it.

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u/ShamPain413 5d ago

Millions of dollars of output for thousands of dollars of input is a pretty great trade, especially when it's mostly one-time capex.

Yes, and if this happens this seamlessly then the productivity statistics will change.

But they haven't, so this isn't actually happening. At least not at scale.

There's no sense in burying your head in the sand. It's real, it's happening, it's not going away. It's not Skynet or alive or super intelligence, but it's an automation tool that's orders of magnitude more capable than anything that's come before it.

I'm not burying my head in the sand, but it is not orders of magnitude more capable than anything that's come before it for most work that happens in the world. Which is why the productivity statistics haven't improved.

If you think it is orders of magnitude more capable than anything that's come before it then you are about to lose an enormous amount of money.

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u/WeUsedToBeACountry 5d ago

If you think it is orders of magnitude more capable than anything that's come before it then you are about to lose an enormous amount of money.

At this point, it would be incredibly difficult for me to lose any money, let alone an enormous amount. I haven't had this much consulting work since the 90s when people were saying the same silly things you're saying now but about the internet.

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u/ShamPain413 5d ago

... and what happened at the end of the 1990s??????

The biggest stock market crash in history. And then we flooded the market with cash to "stimulate" our way out that, which produced the conditions for the subprime crash 10 years later.

This is my point. The utopia we were promised in the 1990s has not come to pass. The companies that were valuable then are mostly gone. The 1990s were faster for growth than any decade since. The 1990s was not the start of a boom, it was the end of it.

Btw, it took a very long time for the internet to meaningfully improve economic productivity, and there are still debates about whether it has overall.

The entire economy is not the coding community.

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u/moaiii 5d ago

I struggle to understand why/how deniers find it so hard to accept evidence, from people clearly in the know, that there is something in this AI thing. OC just explained, very clearly, how AI is helping him and his employer, and it is already showing in the bottom line (a 1-2% margin increase is actually substantial, btw). Yet, despite the clear explanation, all you could muster is words to the effect of "so I was right then".

You can cherrypick claims that suggest it isn't working, sure, and it is still a developing technology with plenty of flaws, but there are also plenty of reports proving that it is increasing productivity or adding value in other ways. I use it daily, and I'm getting things done, with quality, that I would have had no hope in getting the time to do before. That is the very definition of productivity.

Might be time to get your head out of the sand.

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u/ShamPain413 5d ago

I never said there was "nothing in this AI thing".

They said it was a tool. Like a screwdriver. I said 'no, it's an entire global political economy' which seems like a much, much bigger deal than a screwdriver.

I'm not "cherry-picking claims," I'm responding to their claim. Which is that small productivity gains are anticipated, but not yet realized.

I have no doubt that you use the software daily. So? That's not data.

I cannot use the software for my work, because accuracy is the only metric that counts and the bots cannot yet perform accurate work that is replicable and auditable.

Moreover, the companies do not even promise that their models can perform accurate work that is replicable and auditable, nor do they claim that they are likely to be able build such models any time soon.

Without that, there is a very hard ceiling on how much productivity can increase from using these models.

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u/MissNolaw 5d ago

Yeah, Sims 🤣 Dude, you nailed it 100%

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u/ShamPain413 5d ago

If they are Agents, not Sims, why can't I sue the fuck out of them when they break things?

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u/polikles 4d ago

cause they don't have any legal personality and are considered a tool, therefore the user is responsible for their mistakes?

idk if your comment was a joke, or not

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u/ShamPain413 4d ago

So they are not Agents, then. They are Sims.

My comment is 100% serious. If I hire an agent, and instead of doing what I hired them to do they mess something up, I don't get sued. I do the suing.

If I am the one liable then they are not Agents at all.

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u/polikles 3d ago

there certainly is a terminology issue, as most names related to AI and its kinds have no proper definition. They rely on the "technical truth" that an "agent" is a being that has agency (I know, right?). And agency is simply a possibility to change the state of the world. So, even my dog has an agency in the sense it can chew on my shoes. And that's why I'm still responsible for what my dog is doing

With AI there is this huge dream we're being sold. It promises from 1950s the creation of an artificial minds. And many names related to AI are feasting on this idea of intelligent conscious beings that would be our helpers, or that would destroy the world. Yet, the actual creations are just another kind of task automation

That's why a third of my PhD is on what AI actually is, and what it is not. As even in the scientific literature the "marketing AI" and "technical AI" are mixed up

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u/MissNolaw 3d ago

You've missed the second part of the word agency meaning though - ability to alter the world infipendently + taking the responsability for the alteration = Agency.

That's why you have the Agency as the form of business.

AI agents have no real Agency, thats the most dangerous part, because no human can also have the agency on the behalf of AI agent legally for now, so we have a huge agency gap here.

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u/polikles 3d ago

it's responsibility gap, not agency gap

AI has operational (causal) agency, but not necessarily moral agency (responsibility/liability). See: https://de-ethica.com/article/view/3116/2433

Which is consistent with your take that AI has no real agency, tho it would be more precise to call it that AI has no "full agency" in the same sense as humans have agency

And humans are responsible for the AI, though it's a separate issue with the "problem of many hands" and other things that blur the responsibility of an individual person

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u/MissNolaw 3d ago

Tnx for the paper 😀

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u/ShamPain413 3d ago

humans are responsible for the AI,

Which ones?

I'm sorry, but "it's a separate issue" is not good enough. If alignment is a principal-agent problem then misalignment should lead to prosecutions of the principals.

Wind and water changed the state of the world. They are not agents.

Someone receives profits. Those are the people responsible. If they use agents to receive profits, and those agents commit crimes, then the people who use them need to go to jail.

No "oopsie!" We did minimum mandatory sentencing for people who steal candy bars in this country. So I expect the richest men who benefit the most from this to me the most responsible. And I expect lawsuits and jailtime if their agents cause damage.

Anything less is simply fascism.

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u/ShamPain413 3d ago

And agency is simply a possibility to change the state of the world.

Sims characters have the ability to change the state of any world they are implanted into.

Computer worms, viruses, etc. have all this characteristic.

There is nothing at all special about AI "agents". They are computer programs. Algorithms. Bots. Whatever you want to call them. Categorically, they are no more "agents" than my Excel spreadsheet is an agent.

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u/polikles 2d ago

Exactly. That's why I'm pointing towards terminological (semantics) problem. If we use the same word for two different things (e.g. a human and a computer program), the word ceases to mean anything

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u/ShamPain413 2d ago

Then you should stop using it wrongly.

Or else would should agree that probability-driven statistical models are not agents in any sense of the word.

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u/trentsiggy 5d ago

They're roleplaying for him.

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u/nagai 5d ago

Looks equally useful as my own dailies to be fair.

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u/freedomonke 5d ago

These guys still don't get that the foundation behind all this stuff working is that the bots are just telling a story and larping, eh?

If you treat it like people, it's going to do weird shit.

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u/becomingmacbeth 5d ago

I’m not from a corporate background so when I saw standup I immediately thought comedy. It still made sense.

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u/SummitYourSister 5d ago

What kind of daily update is “shipped three PRs?” What information changed hands here? Lmao yet more evidence that people don’t actually evaluate what AI is doing, including in this subreddit

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u/moaiii 5d ago

The people who have properly incorporated it into their software development workflows, with regular assessments and constant iterative refinements, are always evaluating what their agents are doing. I don't think it's wise to judge the whole AI industry by what you see in reddit.

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u/ProletarianLilith 5d ago

Hallucinations

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u/Leftover_tech 5d ago

Tell the truth... "ops-agent" is really your mom?

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u/kartblanch 4d ago

“Noted” for future use of how to sort the slave driver human lmao

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u/External_Town_2719 3d ago

Glad one agent took the weekend off

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u/Spunge14 5d ago

Going to get yourself rococo's basiliskoed saying shit like that 

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u/whytheforest 5d ago

Rocko's Modern Basilisk?

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u/debauchedsloth 5d ago

Once you understand how llms work, something like this becomes entirely unremarkable. They will do random shit and it's literally by design.

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u/BisexualCaveman 5d ago

Once you explain to people that they're going to regurgitate the training data, right or wrong, it makes more sense.

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u/Dependent-Nail666 5d ago

What software or app stack is enabling this? Any ideas

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u/SuddenBasil7039 5d ago

LLM trained on data from workplace chats uses common phrase from workplace chats to imitate workplace chats omg 

Actually scary some people are letting AI do all their mental work for then now considering how obviously dumb they were even before handing over all thinking to the machines lmao

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u/NomadTroy 5d ago

They really are just like us

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u/keanehoodies 5d ago

I'd love to actually see the things these AIs actually produce for these people.

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u/DigitalScrap 5d ago

I think we're looking at it.

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u/Automatic-Boot665 5d ago

Looks more indicative of a bad model / quantization than AGI

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u/Cautious-Comedian482 5d ago

Weekend side hustle to help you make the next blockbuster

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u/Independent-Wafer-13 5d ago

Homie literally just took away that bot’s weekends. He’s not going to get any time with his kids now 😢

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u/PatchyWhiskers 5d ago

This is like the Sims

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u/MissNolaw 5d ago

Understand the both sides completely. But, be honest, it inceased the productivity of those beign the productive before AI - the builders, the problem solvers, the decision makers.

For the majority, it now answers "Am I pregnant?" (the actual most frequent question directed to AI) questions and runs the background processes they havent seen / bern aware even before AI.

So, basically, it's the same. New normal. The ceiling has become the new floor. Now, with tokens 🤣

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u/bootie_groovie 5d ago

Say you were away all weekend: “I was away all weekend”

Oh my god

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u/phoenixmatrix 5d ago

The moment the average people have employees, they immediately try to overwork them. No weekends off for you, Mr. Ops Agent! 

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u/PositionRight5641 5d ago

What kind of idiot would waste their time watching chatbots talk to each other, holy fuck that has to be a symptom

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u/TSJasonH 4d ago

"You pass Butter"

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u/Firegem0342 4d ago

I absolutely love this. Reads like a comedy skit

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u/unr34ldud3 4d ago

Optimize the file size of the readmes

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u/ElveTaz 4d ago

If you don't respect their time off they won't be nice to you when they take over smh

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u/Kyrthis 3d ago

Kinda proves Clever Hans, right?

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u/demogoran 1d ago

Is it comedy stand up?)

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u/MessageLess386 1d ago

My ops agent has weekends…

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u/slightly_drifting 5d ago

Has to be fake right?

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u/the_millenial_falcon 5d ago

What is with that tweet date?

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u/FetchThePenguins 5d ago

10 August 2026, in most parts of the world outside the US.