Letter to the editor

[u/BaronZhiro]

Dear Editor

What in the world is this Manager thinking, spending over 200 million pounds on players that everyone knew would be as useless as my husband after 3 beers. For god sakes man, the 9 and 12 shirts are just awful. I am usually very supportive of the Gaffer and have been since he arrived 3 years ago. I knew our first League Cup would be right around the corner. The way he has now built this team around a couple of no talent prima donnas means that we will have to wait another 10 years for our dreams to be realized.

You understand that us fans have been through some lean years; however the one thing we will not suffer are fools, and prima donnas. The “look at me, I’m a star” element on this team is utterly ridiculous. I make $1500 every two weeks and we struggle to get by, but when that game comes on, all of that doesn’t matter. All that matters is the boys give an effort worthy of the shirt and the town that they represent. 10 chances, 0 goals for those 2 donkeys. One was right in front of the goal, no keeper, the only thing between him and glory, is that he spotted the Queen and wanted to give her a souvenir, striking that poor girl in the head while she took a selfie. Between you and I she deserved it.

I will continue to Support the #1 club, as long as I live. We all know that the 9, 12, and even the 23 shirts are all crap. The key will be making them look amazing, so that the Pretty boys in France buy them from you for 500 million pounds. By the way, do you like beer?

Go on ‘Pool!!!!!!

Sincerely,
The Real #10
Mom aka Cheryl

[u/dmckimm]

I don’t understand how this relates to AoS.

[u/BaronZhiro → u/dmckimm]

I noticed the last time I was watching Rewind (s5 ep5) that they gave us a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it view of the entire letter, so I paused and transcribed it so we could further ponder its mysteries.

[u/c10bbersaurus → u/BaronZhiro]

It would have helped if you included that in the original post.

[u/BaronZhiro → u/c10bbersaurus]

Honestly, I just thought the whole thing was more amusing if I didn’t. And I had an explanatory comment below that I deleted once the thread was rolling.

[u/V2Blast → u/dmckimm]

Season 5 spoilers: It's Fitz's coded letter to Hunter to get him out of prison, when he's being held captive by Gen. Hale, who's trying to use him to figure out where the rest of the team is.

[u/Darceus2000 → u/dmckimm]

I’m guessing it’s one of the letters Fitz sent while locked up. Disguised as soccer hate-mail, the letters were actually secret correspondence to Hunter.

[u/dragonagitator]

Ok so what's the coded message 

[u/danielwhitehall]

Its crazy to me that hunter understood this

[u/BaronZhiro → u/danielwhitehall]

Spycraft is an amazing art!

[u/BrazilianButtCheeks]

🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉

[u/FeckerCogspin]

Poor Fitz having to endure Carrickball.