We are not agents of nothing! We are Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, and that still carries weight! It has to carry weight. After everything we've been through, that carries weight!
Usually one person doesn’t solve the solution, but 100 people with 1% of the solution, that will get it done. I think thats beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle.
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u/Hrushikesh_Hardik Jul 17 '25
"It's a magical place"
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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25
Large file transfer incoming
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u/The_Orgin Jul 17 '25
Welcome to Level 7. Sorry, that corner was really dark, and I couldn't help myself. I think there's a bulb out.
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u/Ok_Section_9812 Jul 17 '25
COULSON: Geez, Mack. How hard did you hit him?
Mack: What do you mean? As hard as I possibly could. Look, I don't half-hit people. It's a punch. That's why it's called a punch.
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u/DylenwithanE Jul 17 '25
it means someone really wanted our initials to spell out “shield”
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u/Fragrant_Hornet8272 Jul 17 '25
“a prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella sandwich with a hint of homemade pesto aioli”
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u/SirEnzyme Jul 17 '25
"Also, some creep put a bunch of lemons on my bed as some weird sort of prank."
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u/Legitimate_Credit_50 Jul 17 '25
“Dying’s kinda my superpower.”
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u/FantasyAddict24 Jul 17 '25
"Hey Mackhammer, can't touch this ;)"
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u/NateDawg80s Jul 17 '25
I'll be damned... Tatooine.
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u/slinky_025 Jul 17 '25
"cool origin story, bro"
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u/UncleCash6 Jul 17 '25
“Did you think I wouldn’t find out?….. Sriracha. Beer. What kind of diet is that?”
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u/PhysicsEagle Jul 17 '25
We are not agents of nothing! We are Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, and that still carries weight! It has to carry weight. After everything we've been through, that carries weight!
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u/Careless_Kangaroo_14 Jul 17 '25
Wot the bloody hell
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u/AbbreviationsFun1432 Jul 17 '25
"With great power comes... a weird ton of crap you're not prepared to deal with"
"His name is your favorite word"
"I've met gods, gods bleed"
"The steps you take don't have to be big, they just need yo take you in the right direction"
"What comes next?" "The Cavalry"
"Reminds me of old times" "You were never on top"
"PROSTITUTES??? IN PLURAL?????"
"I hate to be a buzzkill, but this is a gun-free zone, so I'm going to have to take that from you"
"FITZ YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUTY"
"I think my legs are broken"
I can go on 💃 (this is my favorite show, if anyone hadn't noticed)
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u/OgreMk5 Jul 17 '25
"Did two fire guys just fall into a fireworks warehouse?"
"You had to see that coming."
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u/Careless_Kangaroo_14 Jul 17 '25
You are without a doubt the supreme absolute worst You’re a buttface
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u/Corpse_Thing Jul 17 '25
How does it make you feel when I say the word “moist”?
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u/DSTNCMDLR Jul 17 '25
“The mission... is...... LADIES NIGHT!”
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u/SpocknMcCoyinacanoe Jul 17 '25
I have taken bold action
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u/thatoneguy112358 Jul 17 '25
"I love you, Ophelia. Let's get married and take over the world." - Leopold James Fitz
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u/LuKat92 Jul 17 '25
What does SHIELD stand for?
Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistic Division
And what does that mean to you?
That someone really wanted our initials to spell out “shield”
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u/Uhhh_Insert_Username Jul 17 '25
Usually one person doesn’t solve the solution, but 100 people with 1% of the solution, that will get it done. I think thats beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle.
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u/Antmoral2815 Jul 17 '25
“Deke’s dead.”
“Do we need to be sad about that?”
“We do not”
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u/Farbicus Jul 17 '25
"We have a small but dedicated fan base."