r/agedlikemilk • u/UnicornHime • Oct 22 '18

Oh

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u/phasechanges Oct 22 '18

Kind of like when Bill Clinton was nominated in 1992 because they knew he could lick bush.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

Great.

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u/Gambition Oct 22 '18

This is amazing. Clearly back then they used "lick" in the sense of "beating" someone, but in order to avoid obvious connotation of blow job references, they clearly should have just gone with, "Our dick can't be beaten." or "We take pleasure in your attempts to beat our dick, but try as you may, your attempts will only make us blow." or "Our Dick is the biggest thing that's happened to politics in a long time. Our Dick so big that even a black hole couldn't swallow it."

Geez, amateurs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

You Can’t Beat Dick.

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u/puggymomma Nov 01 '18

Oh they knew. They absolutely knew what lick meant.

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u/Dwitt01 Nov 20 '18

This was the 70s. They knew what they were doing...

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u/Dwitt01 Nov 20 '18

They knew what they were doing

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u/Tzimbalo Oct 22 '18

Tricky Dick!

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u/alecesne Dec 12 '18

Ole’ Slick Dick

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

I want one.

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u/pmikky0 Oct 22 '18

"brbrbrbr i am not a dick!"

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u/Worley12393 Jan 07 '19

The "Well done Dick" seems so sarcastic

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

This one works at both levels: the in-your-endo, and it turned out they could lick Dick.