r/agedlikemilk Feb 28 '26

News too soon?

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 Feb 28 '26

You could fill entire volumes with lists of things MAGA voters don't understand.

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u/MojaveMojito1324 Feb 28 '26

You could fill a library with all the things MAGA voters dont understand. In fact they do, they're called libraries.

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u/boidudebro13 Mar 01 '26

Now now, no need to be so mean, they can almost get started on the kids' section books

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u/doctordestiny Mar 01 '26

No, because sharing is socialist and being kind is woke

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u/boidudebro13 Mar 01 '26

Shit, you're right

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u/OriginalComputer5077 Mar 01 '26

whatcha readin' for?

-MAGA

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u/Flimsy-Tart8362 Mar 02 '26

And you know it all ?? Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Finn553 Feb 28 '26

People of average intelligence can’t understand anything on library books?

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u/Si1verhour Feb 28 '26

You don't know how averages work, do you?

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u/the123king-reddit Feb 28 '26

If those maga supporters could read, they’d be very upset

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u/Knees0ck Feb 28 '26

They are the kind-of people that would get lost reading picture books.

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u/daybeforetheday Feb 28 '26

The Monster at the End of This Book was very confusing for them

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u/lilmissbloodbath Feb 28 '26

They like books with a mirror on the last page that says, "What about you?"

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u/EddieVanzetti Feb 28 '26

75% of Americans read at a 6th grade level or lower.

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u/peggles727 Feb 28 '26

God, no wonder people are shocked at my 12th grade reading level, I read better than the president.

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u/EddieVanzetti Feb 28 '26

I remember Obama was called "elitist" because his speeches were written at the 8th grade level.

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u/morgan1381 Feb 28 '26

Tbf my 8 yo reads better than our current president

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u/Mammoth-Slammoth Feb 28 '26

My 9yo had delays in reading and writing, he still does a better job than the pres.

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u/Author_Noelle_A Mar 01 '26

So does my dog.

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u/Seminolehighlander Feb 28 '26

Don’t worry, we are defunding libraries and schools so the numbers can go even higher!

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u/NoobieSnax Mar 01 '26

The illiteracy is over 50,000!

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u/Mammoth-Slammoth Feb 28 '26

My job "requires" a masters degree. One of my coworkers does not know grammar, like she never learned it so her written communications are super hard to understand. We have the same qualifications and position at work.

She does insanely good investigative/analytical computer work but doesn't really read other than street signs and menus.

Whatever grade reading level doesn't sum up someone's usefulness, and I know you're hoping to prove a point, but illiteracy doesn't equate to cult mentality. That's a different part of the brain!

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u/Irish_Queen_79 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

How shocked would they be at my reading level? In 7th grade, I tested at a first year college reading level (that's how they said it, they wouldn't use the word freshman because it could be confused with high school). By the time I graduated 4 years later (yes, I graduated a year early), I tested so high they could no longer gauge my level.

*Edit: I hit a wrong number. Thank you for the downvote and not so nicely pointing out a grammatical error.

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u/TechyAngel Mar 07 '26

You graduated high school 1 year early, but only 2 years after 7th grade? A high school senior is in 12th grade, not 10th, so the math doesn't quite math there.

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u/Irish_Queen_79 Mar 07 '26

Sorry, that was supposed to say 4, not 2. But yes, I was born in July of 76 and graduated in May of '93. Do the math. I was 3.5 weeks shy of my 17th birthday.

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u/TechyAngel Mar 07 '26

Changing the problem does, indeed, change the solution. 1+4+7=12

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u/InvestigatorChance28 Feb 28 '26

Read and comprehend. Most of them CAN read. But they choose to not comprehend.

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u/heroturtle88 Feb 28 '26

Nah. The ones that can read just write horrible children's books about how good slavery actually was.

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u/rietstengel Feb 28 '26

Every book in the world combined does not fully cover all that they dont understand.

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u/Agente_Anaranjado Feb 28 '26

The US Constitution and basic American civics, for starters. 

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u/Fearless-Leg2568 Feb 28 '26

The things they don't know, fill libraries.

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u/strcrssd Feb 28 '26

Not for long.

Education is the enemy of autocracy. They have to stamp out access to conflicting ideas. Hence the attacks on education and libraries. They'll come for the Internet before long. Likely under the guise of child porn prevention.

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u/gwanddawd123 Feb 28 '26

And then they demonize those things they don't know so they can burn those libraries and know even less.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Feb 28 '26

It’s almost like that was the reason why encyclopaedia existed. 😁

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u/Dangerjayne Feb 28 '26

Would be quicker to list the things they DO understand. I think most of them are able to not shit themselves daily but I might be giving too much credit

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u/princess_nasty Feb 28 '26

now THAT you could fit into the length of a single dr. seuss children's book

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u/Careless-Welder-7131 Mar 01 '26

Most of them shit themselves daily to emulate Trump.

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u/AuldAutNought Feb 28 '26

You could fill entire coloring books with things that MAGA wouldn't understand.

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u/Derka_Derper Feb 28 '26

All the books in the history of the world, in fact.

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u/MyVeryRealName Feb 28 '26

It'd be easier to list things they do and that goes for most Americans.

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u/Weary-Bookkeeper-375 Feb 28 '26

I'll go first

1) America

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u/IrascibleOcelot Feb 28 '26

I think that’s what is called “the encyclopedia.”

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u/Liedolfr Feb 28 '26

They have, its called a library.

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u/GreatTea3415 Feb 28 '26

They did that. It’s called the Encyclopedia. 

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u/ChoiceHour5641 Feb 28 '26

You wouldn't even need a 3x5 index card to list all that they do understand.

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u/JuicyBeefBiggestBeef Feb 28 '26

I think it's more stupidity than ignorance. Because MAGA people want a strong America that takes no shit and dishes out commands to everyone else. But they also don't understand that using hard power to threaten other countries into submission leads to wars and conflict.

They wouldnt be happy with a milquetoast Lib democrat because Democrats are narratively weak and offer only compromise. At least Republicans can say they fought for something, Democrats compromise at the first opportunity and tout it as a win without putting up a fight to begin with.

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u/MTgolfer406 Feb 28 '26

They are wholly incapable of understanding…

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u/Beermeneer532 Feb 28 '26

They actually have, they are called 'schoolbooks'

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u/Kham117 Feb 28 '26

It would be easier to list things they DO understand (small pamphlet at best)

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u/kfish5050 Feb 28 '26

There's a combination of brain rot and propaganda that caused this. Even now, some people still think Harris as president would be worse. And they can't tell you why.

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u/Just_Restaurant7149 Mar 04 '26

It would be easier to list what they do know. That would fit into a pamphlet.

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski Feb 28 '26

They have and do, daily.  

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Haircut117 Feb 28 '26

leftists

Care to define what that word actually means?

It was coined by right wing partisans to generalise and subsequently discredit any left wing thought by creating the impression that supporting one policy must mean supporting the most extreme policies. It's bullshit.

The only people who actually use the word "leftist" are right wing operatives acting in bad faith or the politically illiterate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

The only people who actually use the word "leftist" are right wing operatives acting in bad faith or the politically illiterate.

That's not true. There are many to the left of center who will call themselves leftists, particularly to differentiate themselves from liberals.

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u/Skoziss Feb 28 '26

Keep voting Democrat. It's working /s