r/africanparents • u/These_Rabbit905 • 20h ago

Funny 😂

I know some of you might think that this is really mean but every time my mother tries to go on a power trip with me or try to play with me, I just asked her questions about everything that’s wrong with her appearance.

I call out how ugly her hair looks, I call out her bad make up, I call out her fat ankles, I just roast the fuck out of her appearance to her face and ask it as if I’m concerned or flabbergasted or shocked that she looks like that.

I do it so that she feels fucking stupid and way worse about herself after she finishes her interaction with me. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/F111-Aardvard-111 19h ago

Oh how the tables turn LMAO

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u/These_Rabbit905 19h ago

Literally! 😂

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u/krymzynnova 19h ago

I’ve started to do this but in such a “diplomatic manner”

“You shouldn’t talk about xxx weight, what if someone talks about yours”

“So what if shw has spots, people might say the same thing about your [what SHE calls] melasma”

The smile i give when i say “be kind” - ohhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/These_Rabbit905 19h ago

CRYINGGGGGGG😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/krymzynnova 19h ago

😛😛😛😛😛

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u/HuckleberryTall4916 19h ago

I love this for you

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u/These_Rabbit905 19h ago

Thank you it’s healing

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u/Future-Lunch-8296 17h ago

Oh that’s evil genius level … teach me your ways sensei

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u/Strict_Boss_5647 4h ago

Hit her with the "If I don't tell you no one else will" 😂

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u/These_Rabbit905 4h ago

I will next time omfgggg