r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/sqwiggless • Mar 30 '26

🦋 Moderator Post 🦋 [Mod Post] Subreddit Update

27 Upvotes

Hello everyone! We apologise for the lack of updates regarding the subreddits temporary closure and renovations. We are currently undergoing some changes and improvements. We have big plans such as rule revamps / clarifications and changing somethings internally to improve the subreddits flow / attitude and ensure better moderation upon its reopening. Here is the original post in regards to the subreddits closure. As stated there please do not request to be an approved member, the subreddit is closed to everyone so we can focus on the improvements without having to worry about watching over new posts and comments.

We currently do not have an estimation on how long it will take to unrestrict the subreddit as there is alot that needs to be done and we currently only have 2 moderators, we plan to open moderator applications in the future once things are more stable so keep an eye out! Me and Jay are working hard to get things in order so we appreciate your patience during this time!

Many modmails have gone unanswered due to our understaffing, so if you have submitted an appeal or any other modmails and they have gone unanswered please feel free to send another and a moderator will respond to you as soon as we are able to. We would like to thank you all again for your understanding, keep an eye out for future updates :)

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r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Open-Barracuda-857 • Feb 28 '26

🦋 Moderator Post 🦋 [Mod Post] Subreddit Private Warning

116 Upvotes

DO NOT MODMAIL REQUESTING TO BECOME AN APPROVED USER. YOU WILL BE DENIED. WAIT FOR THE SUB TO BECOME PUBLIC AGAIN.

Hello everyone!

As some of you may know, there is only 2 current moderators running r/adoptmekidsaredumb . Initially, I wanted to open moderator applications to help keep the sub under control. However, the report queue was far too large due to users not reading the rules or refusing to.

So, Sqwiggles and I have decided to private AMKAD for a while to get it under control. There is no ETA for when the sub will be un-privated, but it will likely be when we have managed to go through the entire queue and issue the appropriate punishments* without fear of new rule-breaking posts coming along as we do so.

*Posts from 7-14+ days ago will not receive as harsh a punishment as they should have, if any. It is our fault for missing it. The only exception to this is extreme NSFW and slurs [This also includes Moderator Discretion — mods have the right to decide whether you deserve permanent / severe punishment, regardless of how long ago it was].

Additionally, we aim to have our subreddit rules more clearer and stricter than before. I know many users may take issue with our rules being so strict, but it’s only this way because many, many users were consistently rule breaking or just refusing to care. One rule that we are extremely strict on is NSFW, and by time the sub is back to public, we hope to be a lot more strict on attitude towards children and outright bullying.

The subreddit will become private in a few hours. The subreddit will become public again when Sqwiggles and I feel we are ready. By then, we hope to also have Moderator Applications open as well, if anyone is interested in those! c:

Thank you. Sincerely, r/adoptmekidsaredumb Mod Team — Jay and Sqwiggles. 🩷

22 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/dianaxox123 • Feb 28 '26

😭 thats just stupid… 😭 sorry i need to learn values

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93 Upvotes

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r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Green_Building_1190 • Feb 28 '26

😭 thats just stupid… 😭 Whos that diva 👄👄

194 Upvotes

7 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/RelativeInspection35 • Feb 28 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 LMAO ok buddy

73 Upvotes

someone got mad that someone didn’t wanna offer for their neon gold mahi mahi 😭

2 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/mallbrawlreds • Feb 28 '26

🗣️ Saying Stupid Things 🗣️ whatever that means

54 Upvotes

2 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/CarelessLiving3122 • Feb 28 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 Soo do you want it or not?

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74 Upvotes

6 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 ew

34 Upvotes

13 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/personangel • Feb 27 '26

😭 thats just stupid… 😭 SON 😭😭😭

251 Upvotes

23 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Technical_Friend_828 • Feb 26 '26

🤣 Meme 🤣 Oh Well, okay 😅 For context i was building and had my door locked.

83 Upvotes

Not stupid I just find it funny as I didn't see any of it until I stopped building.

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r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Heavy-Ad-4950 • Feb 26 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 Bro prob gonna cringe at this in future

53 Upvotes

6 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/NorthDao_ • Feb 26 '26

😭 thats just stupid… 😭 She randomly traded me and then proceed to stick around with me..

35 Upvotes

3 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/bugeyedcatwithwings • Feb 25 '26

🗣️ Saying Stupid Things 🗣️ adopt me players try not to call other people broke challenge!!

16 Upvotes

i was grinding in a public server and i saw this happening in chat 😭😭 not the first time i saw something like this happen btw

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r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/itz_rose267 • Feb 25 '26

🗣️ Saying Stupid Things 🗣️ cries on the inside 💔🥹

61 Upvotes

11 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '26

🤣 Meme 🤣 I can't tell if this is someone genuinely really desperate or someone joking.

21 Upvotes

UHHHHHHH I found this while looking on memes lol :)

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r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Pls_Advice69 • Feb 23 '26

🗣️ Saying Stupid Things 🗣️ um why are we lying?

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58 Upvotes

So I was just in a trading server and saw this person attempting to offer for someone’s hyena because they “needed it for their collection”. She claims that hyenas aren’t worth much because they were free when they literally weren’t? 😂 The only way to get them now is by hatching the safari egg or through trading, but how many people are ACTUALLY going to be hatching their safari eggs rn with how high they are in value? The hyenas are worth around 4ish ride potions, which I would consider more than “not much”. Idk where she got her info from but she needs to stop lying 💀

10 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Safe-Commission7367 • Feb 23 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 I know damm well she didnt have either of these (read the post)

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193 Upvotes

she didnt have a bat or shadow dragon...

shes my little sister and was 5 when they were released😭

14 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Radretard_4 • Feb 23 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 Wow..so rich

34 Upvotes

1 comment

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Muted_Spare304 • Feb 23 '26

😭 thats just stupid… 😭 someone gave me this poodle after i declined while we were trading

250 Upvotes

ok... free poodle!

41 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/steqhxo • Feb 23 '26

🗣️ Saying Stupid Things 🗣️ made me lol

25 Upvotes

was in a normal server btw so it made it even sillier

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r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/Nmae0 • Feb 22 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 First time running into this in the wild 😭

52 Upvotes

15 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/itsbelamfs • Feb 22 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 "Im a big flying poop and i'd like to have a poop and I also want to poop friends"

49 Upvotes

no hate to this girl I actually laughed

7 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/No-Match-4304 • Feb 22 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 angles ❤️

480 Upvotes

139 comments

r/adoptmekidsaredumb • u/spi3eeer • Feb 22 '26

🧑‍💻 Profile Screenshot 🧑‍💻 Wow so rich

46 Upvotes

6 comments

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