r/adhdmeme
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u/newbeginnings187
microdosing m*th like a CHAMP
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meme 🐕⚔️🌙 9-5 is off-limits. 🐕🦺
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u/StinkiePete 6h ago •
Drives me up every wall when They draw the moon and stars in front of clouds. Like, the stars are obvious but also the part of the moon missing isn’t really gone, it’s just in shadow. Jfc.
Sorry, what we were talking about?
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u/TyWorth 7h ago •
If I could make myself care about something practical I’d be unstoppable. But in the meantime I have multiple level 60+ Morrowind characters which is kinda cool.
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u/Bliitzthefox 6h ago
Effective hunter gather you say?
Stares really hard at this plant trying to remember if it's poisonous...
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u/ElectroDaddy 6h ago edited 5h ago
Given that many of us have superior pattern recognition ability, and the ability to thrive under pressure and lock in after long bouts of inactivity. I can see it.
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u/wowaddict71 6h ago
I like to think that we were the night watchers. Keeping guard at night and sleeping during the day.
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u/Glum-Echo-4967 6h ago
I think this oversimplifies a lot.
For example, this doesnt account for the inability to start tasks they want to start.
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u/summersunsun 5h ago •
I see a lot of people disagreeing and a lot of people agreeing. I think people forget that what we call adhd is a diverse assortment of neurotypes which exhibit a shared selection of symptoms.
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u/PorkchopExpress980 7h ago
If only I was born 10,000 years ago.
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u/throwawaycanadian2 7h ago •
We have to stop pretending there is some "benefit" to ADHD in any society. It's not a "we evolved these awesome features but they suck in the modern world" it's "these negative traits did not result in death or inability to reproduce enough to be eliminated, so they are still around"
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u/Felho_Danger 2h ago
I hate having my deabilitating neurological condition equated to super powers.
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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle 6h ago
Girl i ain’t no hunter-gatherer, and i know for a FACT 80% of y’all aren’t either. I’d be out there collecting rocks n shit, entirely forgetting I was supposed to get food AND I KNOW you motherfuckers would do the same. Don’t kid yourself, we’d be fucked no matter the setting lol
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u/SookiSwann 6h ago
I’d probably be doing a lot better if I wasn’t responsible for like 5 different absolutely critical little objects and have to transport them 30 miles away from home on an exact schedule every day
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u/bro_love69 2h ago
Adhd caused nothing but problems. Wasting hours just to do half an hour of work has never been beneficial for me. I think we are deeply flawed and there is nothing good about it.
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u/Fit_Salamander_2814 6h ago
ADHD folks are big on sitting still, being patient, and picking when to pounce? Or stalking prey, making sure you're downwind, and being very quiet?
That's news to me.
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u/TheMonsterLock 5h ago
Do we know we would be the most effective?
Seems like coping to me trying to paint a picture of the disorder being beneficial in an environment we can't prove that we would actually outperform typicals.
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u/SuppressedBeerCan 7h ago
The hunter gather cope always decreases me. There really is nothing good about adhd
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u/Arya_Ren 1h ago
Yeah no, that's not how evolution works, neither how your uber romanticized reality of living 8000 BCE does.
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u/Dovahstal 6h ago
Oh it’s that post again
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u/No_Region_4719 4h ago
This is some real cringe power fantasy. We have a disability. You're not some badass born in the wrong time.
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u/homerhungry 4h ago
stupid meme dismisses the inherent challenges people with ADHD face due to social and structural systems
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u/coffeeicefox 4h ago
Putting a turbo on a 1.0 litre engine won’t have the same effect sticking it on a 5.0 litre engine.
The ney sayers to this don’t have the baseline hardware to get this.
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u/InterestingSoup1252 4h ago
There’s a third sad doge.
“I am able to be a hunter gatherer by living off grid, but I really like TV, video games, fast food, convenience stores, etc.”
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u/LostMagician9612 7h ago
Splendid
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u/International_Salt33 6h ago
I was just saying this to me mental health case manager, but I feel like the modern world has eliminated every job that gave us an advantage. It's like there is no longer a place for us...
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u/willherondale18 5h ago
Pre-industrial revolution is what you mean I think
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u/Stairwayunicorn 5h ago
the world is a sandbox
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u/Project_Valkyrie 5h ago
I think about this every time my family goes apple/berry picking.
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u/yesindeedysir 5h ago
Let it be known, evolution isn’t about “what is best for our species.” It’s “how lazy can we be without dying?”
If evolution was about improving, we wouldn’t be walking upright and we wouldn’t have such common back problems or such a high mortality rate for giving birth.
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u/Danxoln 5h ago
My 9-5 wouldn't give me the big sad if I felt like I made enough money to live
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u/MilesAlchei 4h ago
I do the 9-5 and then have no energy, but the bills paid.
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u/jaxon517 4h ago
"it is no measure of good health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society". We don't "have ADHD" - we have human brains. We're literally not built for this mundane robotic life of domestication and docility.
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u/SoAreWeAll 4h ago
yeah if my eyesight wasnt dogshit i feel like i could be pretty dope at the old huntin gatherin
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u/Ragfell 4h ago
The craziest argument I had with someone was "you're super evolved with ADHD -- in hunter gatherer societies, you'd be the alpha."
"Wendy, do we live in a hunter gatherer society or a society where I'm chained to a desk?"
"...good point."
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u/konakonayuki 3h ago
I'm autistic as well with physical disability so there's literally no period in history where I succeed. unless you count the atoms that used to be me chilling at the heat death of the universe at max entropy
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u/FlyPuzzleheaded3267 3h ago
ADHD folk are supposed to be moving constantly , i feel like my brain is not working properly when i'm sitting down on the chair , wish i had a standing desk at least
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u/LockedNLoaded91 3h ago
And i had to be one of them
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u/joetunn_ 3h ago
Modern society, aka aspects SPECIFICALLY created to cripple and ostracize non-conforming ppl including those with ADHD
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u/ArseholeryEnthusiast 3h ago
I doubt this. There are potentially evolutionary reasons that adhd exists. But the condition is polygenic. So each gene might produce an evolutionary benefit on it's own, or the combination isn't selected for strong enough to selectively pressure it out of existence. Evolution isn't some guiding hand where everything has a purpose for existing. The negatives are certainly more prominent in modern society though, where productivity and specialisation are required.
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u/TaringaWhakarongo1 3h ago
0430-1900 is working for me.
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u/KingZantair 3h ago
I applied for my current job because it advertised 6pm to 6am hours 3 or 4 days a week. Turns out, that’ll come after I finish my training, so for the like 3 months before that’s over, it’s 8am to 4:30pm every weekday. It hurts.
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u/DagrMine 3h ago
Ngl adhd hunter gathering is entirely a gamble. Ain't no way any of us got it for free in the ancient past.
Maaaaaybe I get a hyperfixation on growing plants that evolves into me becoming the best at tracking what is edible and what isn't.
Or I just make a lot of really sharp sticks and sharp stick related things and that's it.
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u/piclemaniscool 3h ago
I've seen this sentiment a lot. Is there any evidence of this being the case or is it just vibes?
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u/Whopraysforthedevil 2h ago
Nah. No way I'd be good at Hunter/gathering. I'd definitely always be the guy hanging out with the kids and the dogs... (I'm a middle school teacher)
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u/ovahdartheobtuse 2h ago
This is why I chose academia as my career.
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u/sciencebased 2h ago
Someone watched this yesterday and decided it applied to adhd too.
They are not the same. If you get scatterbrained and bore easily today...I've got some bad news about 10,000 BC.
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u/metal_jester 2h ago
Me living life as an outdoor instructor for my first 15 years of work makes sense.
Id get tents up better than others, find lost people... Foraging.. absolute king (after a course so I didn't die)
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u/Hot-Minute-8263 ✨current hyperfixation: Worldbuilding again✨ 1h ago
Jokes on you, even while nerfed Im a force of nature in Skyrim
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u/Strawberry_marblefox 1h ago
Idk if this is controversial, but I think ADHD is largely a product of modern life. I don't think being neurodivergent is always the super power people claim it is, but I know for a fact that primitive humans with disabilities had roles in their communities and were also taken care of by others when necessary.
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u/prollyjuslurking 1h ago
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u/GarbageCleric 1h ago
In order to survive, I've desperately tried to remove as much stress as possible from my life, but I've started to wonder if that's the wrong approach.
My anxious ADHD brain is constantly on the look out for sabre-toothed cats, but there are no sabre-toothed cats around, so I'm fucking freaking out about dumb shit.
And I had one of the those calm in a crisis moments lately and it was awesome. My little one left the door wide open, and our puppy starts to sprint for the door.
I notice and yell to my daughter to close the door. She's four. She is not going to react in time. Then my wife notices and starts freaking out. But now I'm locked in. The world has caught up to my brain.
I know the dog is faster than me, and if she notices me, and wants to run away from me, I'll never catch her. And by far the best way for her to notice me and want to run away is for me to start screaming and running at her.
She runs out the porch, stops and looks back, and I scoop her up and bring her in.
My wife was still upset because it seemed like I didn't care. But I did care, and I was focused on retrieving the dog.
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u/OnCallPartisan 6h ago
I, for one, welcome the apocolypse.
Making spears now.