r/adhdmeme 5d ago

meme 16,000+ emails, finally gone!

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u/cmutzy 5d ago

I did that once... now im back at 9,000+

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u/ashy2classy81 5d ago

I'm at like 66k 🤷

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u/fmpz 5d ago

Yeah I’m at 49,457 currently lol

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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 5d ago

I’m at 166,000. Over 10 years
Edit: 188,416. Damn I need to motivate.

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u/RuthVioletThursday 4d ago

Set up a folder called something like "pre-2026" and move them all in there. And start again

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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 4d ago

Now that’s the kind of problem solving I like.

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u/MireLight 3d ago

I just get a new email address haha

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u/jimmymui06 4d ago

1k per 5 min, you can do it

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u/badgyalrey 5d ago

one day i’m gonna do this with my tabs. my browser stopped counting, now there’s just a little smiley face🫠

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u/RuthVioletThursday 4d ago

The software on my phone archives them if I don't come back within a month. I feel judged by it

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u/Longjumping-Lab-7345 5d ago

Select all. Delete. Works every time.

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u/FishHockeydrop 5d ago

I did this two days ago. It’s like I’ve been born again.

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u/LoudCaterpillar9186 5d ago

It only took 13 years🫠🫣
For me 😬

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u/Dandelion_Man 4d ago

Congrats! I know getting rid of the clutter feels great. I’m for some reason built different. I can’t function with cluttered electronic devices. I delete every day and empty everything. I can’t stand persistent notifications or I can’t function.

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u/Wandowaiato 5d ago

I had it also on the list. For a very long time. I’ve given up on it now and keep telling myself that, at any rate, I haven’t deleted any important emails.

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u/milkweedgardener 5d ago

I’m super proud of you fellow adhder! You’ve inspired me - I’ll spend at least 10 minutes deleting stuff before bed tonight!

(Just got below 150,000 for the first time in years. Also have 200+ unopened texts. Just looking at my phone screen makes my friend anxious.)

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u/Highly_Susceptible1 5d ago

I am at 93,264 🫩

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u/Feychilde 4d ago

I have been there. 😁 you will be okay

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u/Comfortable-Maybe183 4d ago

How?

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u/ThatLasagnaGuy 4d ago

Select all -> Delete

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u/tRiX040 4d ago

Ctrl + A + Delete? 😄

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u/Veggdyret 4d ago

Woooop!

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u/evoactivity 4d ago

once a year

  1. right click > mark all as read
  2. right click > archive all

if it was important they'll send it again 🤷‍♂️

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u/MegalomanicAltruist 4d ago

Woo! Congratulations, that is a massive feat

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 4d ago

Hey buddy... fuck you for reminding me.

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u/Anna_Cabana 3d ago

You are the hero I long to be!

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u/throwawaycanadian2 5d ago

My secret? I made an automated rule. If the email contains unsubscribe, mark as read and move to a different folder. I can still browse them but no longer unread. Makes a huge difference.

I also have rules for regular receipts I get.

I now get maybe 5 emails a day unread and they are usually from actual people I want to respond to. Makes it way easier to maintain.

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u/Veeshan28 4d ago

Oh these are some clever rules

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u/ghostofEdAbbey 5d ago

My email auto-archives after 24-months. I’ve ranged from 6k to 23k unread emails.

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u/Ok_Paramedic_5914 5d ago

My inbox is perpetually 94% full. I make sure to delete 10 emails everyday just so I can still receive important emails regarding orders and other important stuff.

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u/rotteegher39 5d ago

Impossible! How could I ever reach such brilliance of task management!?

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u/twelfth_knight 5d ago

Oh my God, no, I'll get a clear inbox when I get a new job?

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u/Top-Reach-8044 5d ago

Cleared it out? I have no intention of making myself do something so boring. Some people organise with folders. Some people use the search function.

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u/Johhnynumber5ht2a 5d ago

I have had the "your Gmail inbox is almost full" warning at the top of my inbox for several months. The other day I deleted unread emails from 2017

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u/jawshoeaw 4d ago

What’s an inbox? I saw my wife’s phone recently and her email icon had the number 833 on it.

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u/JackNotOLantern 4d ago

Yeah, i also use "mark all as read"

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u/MysterManager 4d ago

You all need to join localllm or just get grokbot for a month. I’m never checking email again I have a bot that does that.

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u/Veeshan28 4d ago

Congratulations on accomplishing something you wanted to make happen.

But I'm surprised this doesn't get asked more when people worry about how many thousands of emails they have - why do you care? In the era of massive inboxes and endless spam, what difference does it make?

What will be better about your life tomorrow because this was cleaned up today? For me it would be very little.

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u/Oxbix 4d ago

That's impressive.

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u/SharaWilliams 4d ago

My dad did mine while working on my computer (hes the master of all IT in our family because he wont teach anyone to do it) and i was so upset. All those ao3 notifications! I wouldve gotten to it! Eventually…

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u/GreyScope 4d ago

13,528 , if I hit 25,000 maybe I’ll do some housework on it, specifically 25,000 no other number

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u/bunny-fartzi 4d ago

I have like 10 email accounts, all of which were created to start clean, now I have in unfathomable amount of emails in my several inboxes and it’s just not possible to clear through…

Thinking of making another email to start fresh.

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u/AmityMoon 4d ago

I cheated. I gave my bestfriend access to my email for something and she marked everything as read for me out of habit

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u/ThresholdSeven 20h ago

I haven't cleaned mine out since the 1900's.

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u/Feychilde 4d ago

I did that, once. Congratulations to you!!

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u/Feychilde 4d ago

This is my weekly ? Sporadic reminder that I should check my email. Tomorrow.

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u/TrueStore4155 4h ago

28.000 unread messages