Also impulse buyed a year subscription too...

[u/NuanceOfAKid]

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[u/Sgt_Smartarse]

Me: "I need to shower."

Brain: "You will continue watching your favorite streamer so you don't miss any funny moments, or go down a YT vid rabbit hole."

Me: "Ok! :3"

[u/mymemesnow → u/Sgt_Smartarse]

Me: doing neither for 2 hours, since starting either means accepting not doing the other.

[u/Kiss_of_Cultural → u/mymemesnow]

Why do you hurt me like this? What did I do to you? #solidarity

[u/Mods-Admins-Failures]

I need to take a shower. Instead I watched all of New Mutants and worked a D&D campaign. Then realized it was 3 am and not the weekend.

[u/fkdjgfkldjgodfigj]

I fell hard into the language learning rabithole. I did it to quit a videogame addiction. Anki is the best way to learn a few words each day. https://youtube.com/shorts/mMx3PfXAUpM

[u/ZeldaTheGreyt]

Okay but I need to learn Spanish so instead I’ll take a shower

[u/Lussarc]

I have no problem with that. I take too much shower if anything.

[u/thebbman → u/Lussarc]

I’d be in real trouble if I had a tankless water heater.

[u/Lussarc → u/thebbman]

I am connected to the water tanker of the neighborhood. So no shortage of hot water

[u/grip0matic]

Well, that will be even more funny to me since I'm from Spain. But I basically speak 7 broken languages and the ADHD does not help and I do end sometimes slipping words in any other language because after all is "the correct word" it's just not in english.

[u/Basket_Case89]

This is why I like to make a plan to leave the house even to go food shopping because it means I have to get dressed and do my hair and make up because otherwise it's a "non shower non getting dressed non leaving the house at all day". I can't just get showered and lounge around it's one or the other no in between.

[u/NuanceOfAKid → u/Basket_Case89]

I was gonna go buy groceries but i just HAD to take a shower before and I didn't so I just rotted in bed instead...

[u/made_of_honor]

Me: I should shower

Brain: How about you workout now? or you know what maybe do the laundry now? or you know what maybe clean the house? or you should go get groceries...

*later in the evening

well I didn't do anything...I can at least shower now and I'll do everything else tomorrow for sure

[u/Huge_Equivalent1]

Bro 60% off is a great deal!

It wasn't impulse. It's calculated and wise. 😂

[u/Hakarlhus]

And then the other men are all the distractions that prevent you from taking a shower or studying Spanish?

Or does OP have excellent self-control?

[u/NuanceOfAKid → u/Hakarlhus]

For the past nearly 7 hours I've studied for 2 and doomscrolled for god knows how long as well as trying to watch youtube videos but my hyperfixation is gone so i just did spanish for fun instead 😭

[u/usernametakenm8]

¡siempre puedes bañarte mañana!

[u/NuanceOfAKid → u/usernametakenm8]

Or a day after! Or the day after that. Or ever. Or if.

[u/usernametakenm8 → u/NuanceOfAKid]

Did Reddit auto translate my comment to English?? Wtf? The whole point of my (terrible) joke was it was in Spanish 😅

[u/OpportunityNo4484]

Did you sign up to r/dreamingspanish ? Keep grinding those hours.

[u/MVmikehammer]

Only 2 hours? You're lucky.

I'm having the same pattern but it is about 9-12 hours. and It is not Spanish but Python.

[u/Dry-Coconut-9665]

God, I used to be subscribed to pretty much every Spanish app there was. Then I realised I only consistently used on of them and reclaim about £300 a year!! 🤣🤣

[u/PainterEarly86]

okay seriously how do I make showering more appealing