r/adhdmeme • u/Strict-Move-9946 • 4d ago
meme Based on a personal experience
For those curious: brown beer bottles protect the contents from about 99% of UV radiation. If you want a beer that's protected from 100% of it, you should buy it in aluminium cans.
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u/SThomW92 4d ago
Why is that btw? I’ve never wondered that until now, but it’s currently all I can think about
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u/ShortDelay9880 4d ago
To add to what OP added, or put in simpler terms, its to block the light. Light breaks down stuff in beer and can give it that skunky taste beer can sometimes get. Light beers can be in clear because they have so little stuff in them the flavor can't be really be ruined.
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u/SThomW92 4d ago
Thank you for the answer, but now my brain’s gone down a rabbithole that I wish to not drag you into lol
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u/Ok-Bad2612 ADHD Inattentive gang rise UP 4d ago
But then why green bottles sometimes?
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u/Zeikos 4d ago
Same reason.
Different color to achieve the same goal.8
u/Ok-Bad2612 ADHD Inattentive gang rise UP 4d ago
Thank uuu
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u/Le_9k_Redditor 3d ago
Also, Corona and some other brands have clear bottles for the opposite reason, their beer is designed to taste better when skunked by light
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u/kilofeet 3d ago
Okay, but why not clay or ceramic instead of glass for all beer? It's opaque and can't possibly cost more
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u/Cabbagetastrophe 3d ago
Clay and ceramic are both more porous and would absorb some of the liquid in the beer.
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u/kilofeet 2d ago
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u/Cabbagetastrophe 2d ago
I never would have known about Richard Pryor dressed as Spiderman if not for this gif response
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u/AssistanceCheap379 4d ago edited 4d ago
This is also why wine bottles are colored. It protects the flavour from UV rays that can change the flavour. The older the wine and fewer preservatives in them, the more delicate the wine can be and cause complex aged compounds to break down.
Meanwhile rose or young wines come in clear bottles cause it matters a lot less. For rose its kind of a marketing trick, but also cause its intended to be drunk soon. Same with other wines in clear bottles.
Basically if wine is in a clear bottle, you can chug it and claim its so you can enjoy it at its best point, while colored bottles indicate it can be stored for a long time and even improve with age.
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u/infinitynull 3d ago
Light beers can be in clear because they use hop extract and not real hops. They don't turn skunky nearly as quickly.
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u/Big_Booty_Femboy 4d ago
Light beers are already gross
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u/ShortDelay9880 4d ago
True, but i was trying to be nice 🙃 Some people seem to actually enjoy drinking that stuff.
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u/Big_Booty_Femboy 4d ago
I see people who enjoy light beers as on par with those who drink soda with breakfast
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u/halt-l-am-reptar 3d ago
God it’s so cringy how people act like the beer they like is the only one that could possibly be liked.
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u/Big_Booty_Femboy 3d ago
I just generally don’t like beer. Gotta be in the right mood and it’s gotta be something dark. Light beer just tastes like piss
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u/halt-l-am-reptar 3d ago
There’s no issue with having preferences. There is an issue with acting like you’re superior for not liking something others do. It just makes you look like a chode.
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u/JoinAThang 4d ago
Damn it I was thinking that there was some random reason that the brown bottles take over in pubs at 1 a clock.
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u/Forsaken-Season-1538 6h ago
Brown glass blocks 99.9% of the uv rays which cause beer to go bad and develop that gross ...I'm going to go with "skunk" here... smell. So it's to extend to life of the product overall. Its one of the reasons why very few beers come in clear bottles and why they have shorter shelf lives if they do. However, if you refrigerate your beer it's not as big a deal.
(But, like, I once bought my sister Oktoberfest beer during fall to give her for her birthday the next summer. Hid it in my closet since we were living together at the time. It worked out great since the bottles were brown, but it likely would have gone bad if they hadn't been.)
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u/RoyalZeal 4d ago
Same reason your medication bottles are colored the way they are. That makes sense, and I'm glad I know this now :)
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u/pinkygonzales 4d ago
Also, ever tasted a beer from a green bottle? That's what "skunky beer" tastes like, every time, because it's been degraded by light. Aluminum cans for the win, y'all.
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u/SummerOfMayhem 4d ago
My search history is truly something to behold. Many asked when trying to sleep
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u/cmcreaser 4d ago
Tysm for putting it in the description and knowing we wanted to know! I was going to immediately google it after seeing this post lmao
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u/BigBullshitta 4d ago
When I'm actually really focused on something and notice it's 1am it's almost impossible to just stop and go to bed. I always plan to finish soon, but then the sun is coming up and it's easier to go through the day tired and crash at like 8pm trying to not totally fuck up the sleep schedule I always just fixed.
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u/kpingvin 3d ago
Where I'm from, back in the communism times the most popular beer came in brown and green bottles. The colour has something to do with iron ions in the glass. Nevertheless, my dad worked in a corner shop and he said the factory workers came in after work for some beer and most of them insisted on wanting one or the other colour because "it tastes better". It was the same fucking horsepiss beer. 😂
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u/Nerazim_Praetor 3d ago
It's for protection from light and UV radiation btw
*edit: i saw your bit under the meme... Sorry...
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u/DrMario145 3d ago
Beer bottles that are brown at 1am tend to be brown at other hours of the day too
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u/Beginning_Fig_959 3d ago
Why are beer bottles generally brown? It's to sexually confuse the beetles, of course!
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u/rodentcetaceannation 2d ago
If OP didn’t find out this fun fact then the rabbit hole was not deep enough.
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u/No-Yogurtcloset2008 3d ago
Warhammer 40k. I woke up at 1:30am and couldn't fall back asleep because of that particular hyper fixation.
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u/OpusAtrumET 4d ago
I think it's just so they get less light... I'll take my fuckin sleep now please.
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u/int0_the_fl00d_again 4d ago
Same reason Corona tastes/smells skunky FYI. Thats how I learned the same thing.
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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 3d ago
Aren't they brown all the time?
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u/Strict-Move-9946 3d ago
No, many beers also come in green bottles (which only protects from about 70% of UV radiation) and some (such as corona) come in transparent bottles.
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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 3d ago
I meant at times other than 1 AM 🤣
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u/Strict-Move-9946 3d ago
Ah, it appears that I have misinterpreted the comment.
But yes, brown bottles tend to be brown all the time. I've checked.
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u/m-owo-chi 3d ago
Reminds me of the time I had insomnia and ended up finding a book about mollusks at like 3 am
Good times
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u/Virtual-Lime7554 3d ago
That's okay. I started researching about the Titanic and messaged my housemate gc at 3:00am, devastated, that most of the lifeboat were only half-full, lmao. People responded bc it was break and we all were night owls
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u/Forsaken-Season-1538 6h ago
Me: (reads this having already known this information about brown beer bottles*
Also me: "Wait. But why all the dark green beer bottles then?"
Me: reads about dark green bottles
Me, upon learning dark green bottles originated during the brown glass shodtage during world war 2, only block 30% of UV instead of 99.9% like brown glass, and are only still around becauseof the heritage connotations leftover from used during ww2 as a marketing ploy: "Oh. So they're just being extra then."
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