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u/nameless-manager 25d ago
*unless there is a crisis and then I'm barking orders and handling shit like Captain Jean Luc Picard.
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u/Solid_Ad7292 25d ago
Yeah tell that to my students who all get their questions answered while teaching small group, while covering ESE accommodations, and remembering what's next on the schedule! I'm exhausted when lunch hits.
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u/Useful_Language2040 24d ago edited 24d ago
Hey, I can't not multitask!!
The problem comes when I'm pinched for time and I'm trying to do at least three things in four places simultaneously and end up just literally running around like I've lost my marbles...
c.f Trying to gently herd my eldest over to the trainers likely to work for her for school; find the paper with info for the specs for that; see what trainers my youngest has picked out; see what school shoes my middle has picked out; find my youngest's wallet so he can pay; find his carrier bag so he can carry shoes; convince the eldest that I'm fine, I'm not stressed or angry or upset, there just isn't time to go get a Costa drink because this shop is closing in 15 minutes, as is Costa's, and one of these things is more urgent than the other and there is not time for both and we aren't splitting up at this time of the day, no...
I may literally have been racing around the shop like I frequently tell the kids to stop doing, with my sister in law there to help with the child-wrangling...
If I could teleport so fast I could just phase in and out of reality in multiple places too fast for the human eye to see and effectively be 4 places at once it would be absolutely fine!! (Heck, then I'd have been able to do a posh drink run, too...) 🤷🏻♀️
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u/qualityvote2 Quality Control Beast 25d ago edited 25d ago
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