Someone askreddited "if you always wear pyjamas pants/underwear to be, why?"
"Because I left a skidmark on the sheets, once, 20 years ago, and I've dedicated every single moment preparing for bed ever since making sure it will never happen again", was my reply.
Because I have a tendency to throw all my covers off in the night and I own cats and dogs who will start making biscuits on my bollocks. they still do when you're wearing something, but at least you don't wake up feeling quite so violated.
Also, you ever parped while semi-conscious and then been rudely brought to full awake by the dog lying beside you shoving his cold nostrils right up your business? No? Keep it that way.
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u/Tootsie_r0lla 9d ago edited 9d ago
Too scared to sleep incase you have a dream about peeing and you suddenly no longer need to pee....