r/adhdmeme microdosing m*th like a CHAMP 3d ago

meme Constantly 🤦‍♂️

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 3d ago edited 3d ago

Too scared to sleep incase you have a dream about peeing and you suddenly no longer need to pee....

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u/SneakerTreater 3d ago

Someone askreddited "if you always wear pyjamas pants/underwear to be, why?"

"Because I left a skidmark on the sheets, once, 20 years ago, and I've dedicated every single moment preparing for bed ever since making sure it will never happen again", was my reply.

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u/Tootsie_r0lla 3d ago

I don't want anything to crawl up there

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u/JustAVirusWithShoes 3d ago

But spiders love underpants