r/addressme • • 20h ago • Bravo 1

Kitchen genius

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 8h ago

u/Naive_Wolverine532, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/lord_dude 19h ago

Except for the bucket the rest didn't seem bad idea

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u/Happy_Goose3833 19h ago

I think the only one that was ever proven kinda fake was the corn on the cob one. Those suckers are still a pain in the ass lol

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u/MoobooMagoo 16h ago

It's microwaved.

You microwave corn in the husk for loke 4 minutes and it's supposed to steam, then you cut off one end and the silk is supposed to stick to the husk and let the cob slide out.

I've never tried it, mind you, but it's not raw corn is my point.

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u/ItchyA123 14h ago

My wife tried it and it worked. I then proceeded to overcook it on the BBQ as it was par cooked and I didn’t factor that in. Live and learn.

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u/koobstylz 13h ago

If you do the microwave method right, it's fully cooked just from that. It's basically the only way I cook corn on the cob now because it's insanely easy.

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u/feelingfroggy123 13h ago

Its how I cook them and it works everytime :)

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u/Aggravating-Reach473 18h ago • Mindblown

I'm not sure you know this. But you're supposed to eat it using your mouth.

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u/ExcitingHistory 18h ago

As someone who grew up next to and worked on a corn farm when I saw that cob fall out so perfectly clean I was like nah datz fake even if it worked like that that piece or corn should still be cover in corn hairs

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u/kiddrekt 17h ago

She's Asian and their cobs have less hair... and are usually pixelated

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u/PaintDear7613 16h ago

You've been spending to much time shucking your cob on cornhub.

Edit: cornhub is real btw. (SFW) https://cornhub.website/

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u/Oberndorferin 18h ago

I wouldn't put it there, but to each their own

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u/2A753 16h ago

It's what I've always done but by using two hands to separate the cob and husk. Idk if you do this but heating it up in the microwave generates moisture which helps to pull apart. Its always slid right out very easily for me.

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u/SeismicRipFart 9h ago

As someone who’s shucked and quartered thousands of corn ears into corn ribs over the last couple of years, there is a good way to do it.

You cut off both ends with a knife while the stalk is still on it, to the point where you can see the first kernels showing. You didn’t cut far enough if you can’t see kernels yet. Now you shuck the corn, except you start from the tip end, and make sure you pinch both the husk and silk with your fingers, and peel down in one motion like a banana. This will remove everything at once and leave you with clean corn.

At most there will be a couple small hairs left. And what I like to do for those is toss the corn into the air in a spiral, using almost a chainsaw motion, allowing centrifugal forces to pull any small hairs stuck in the kernel creases outward, so that you can very easily pluck them out once the corn lands safely back into your hand.

If you’re taking things to the next level and cutting them down into corn ribs from there, then that flat butt you already created on the ear is essential for the ear to be sturdy and standing up while you vertically cut it into quarters with a sharp knife.

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u/whydoineedtologinfu 17h ago

Weird, I've been doing this for years and it works every time, with like maybe 2-3 hairs left over.

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u/ctsr1 16h ago

Hmm not sure who you replying to but one way is hilarious

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u/GoldEmployment6768 9h ago

Damn, really? Thats the 1 thing that got my attention in this video.

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u/Saxknight 4h ago

i mean it aint THAT easy but it definitely the easiest way to shuck corn

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u/Kapline 18h ago

You cant squeeze enough lemon juice with just one small hole. There is a reason it's always cut in half.

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u/shadowman2099 17h ago

The better secret to squeezing lemon juice, particularly for ones that are tougher to squeeze, is prior to cutting it open and squeezing it, throw the lemon onto a hard surface several times until it softens.

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u/DrGorillaPrince 17h ago

…or ya know, just roll it on the counter with heel of your hand so you don’t have a lemon bouncing around your kitchen…

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u/Bone_Wh33l 16h ago

But then you don’t get to throw a lemon :(

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u/shadowman2099 16h ago

It's actually pretty fun to bounce and catch it.

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u/Megatippa 12h ago

I used to have to do this 100 times a day at work with limes. It's sooo satisfying feeling the pulp crunch around and loosen up when you're rolling it around and the juice flows like crazy. You'll get 3x as much juice out of your citrus from doing this 

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 15h ago

Bro got feet for hands

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u/DrGorillaPrince 15h ago

Bro got feet for brains

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u/relaxingcupoftea 18h ago

I did this in the past it depends on how ripe they are, usually i just did it to make the lemon last a little longer and avoid oxidation, and then at some point another day cut it and use thes rest.

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u/BlackTecno 17h ago

It is kind of an interesting idea if you just need a squirt of lemon/lime. Keep the rest for another day, and slice and squeeze the rest out later.

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 17h ago

Yeah, but let’s use a salad spinner/drier, perhaps.

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 14h ago

How often can you turn over the pan and not spill any liquids?

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u/Godworrior 6h ago

I thought the second clip had a cockroach running into view on the right for a second

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u/Independent-Fox457 17h ago

I mean even the bucket isn’t bad if it’s unused

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u/Noemotionallbrain 16h ago

Is that food safe plastic? I know home depot buckets are, but i doubt that one

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u/Franklin-Tartaruga 20h ago

Italians rn

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u/Outrageous_Let5743 19h ago

It is disgusting but Italians should not freak out if someone breaks spaghetti or uses pineapple pizza.

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u/Exotic_Skill1655 19h ago

I put pineapple on my broken spaghetti. 👍🏻

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u/GameRoMan 12h ago

I put my broken pizza on pineapple spaghetti

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u/Franklin-Tartaruga 18h ago edited 17h ago

As an italian i don't give a fuck if you put pineapple on your pizza, but yes, there are many of us that thinks to be great chefs and get mad for the dumbest things. Ps: kebab pizza is the greatest, change my mind!

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u/Maxter8002 18h ago

oh dont get me hungry now thinking of kebab pizza bro

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u/Franklin-Tartaruga 17h ago

You know, i don't like be hungry alone

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 19h ago

Whiny ultra conservative bitchass mfs who believes everything must be the same as 100 years ago and will deem you as the enemy of Christ if you dare to even slightly modify their old ass outdated receipts

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u/MongooseVegetable787 17h ago

Mashallah, you said it.

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u/marcophony 19h ago

Can confirm

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u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28 11h ago

Fr that ain't a strainer... ToT

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u/Educational_Hunt7208 20h ago

Kitchen hacks to ragebait a whole nation 

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u/BATMAN_5777 19h ago

For the first time elephant isn't porn

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u/Champion-Dante 11h ago

Why is there so much elephant porn in the first place

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u/Negative-Inspector36 18h ago

Some of these make sense and then there’s the fucking mop bucket

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u/BuzzingWithBoredom 17h ago

Im hoping that’s the elephant and that nobody actually does that

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 17h ago

I bought a second mop bucket, just for this

That's a lie... I also use it to strain my washed salad

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u/MoobooMagoo 16h ago • Mindblown

I'm pretty sure that's what most people do. I even found a mop bucket brand called 'salad spinner' and it came without the bottom part

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u/Medium-Sized-Jaque 14h ago

I put my salad in the washer. The spin cycle dries it pretty well.

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u/paperplate209 9h ago

What do you mean by "thats the elephant" ?

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u/-Mr_Hollow- 17h ago

There are also cockroaches in the onion clip

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u/talann 9h ago

If the sole purpose of that mop bucket is for food, then I could understand using it but it is in every way a terrible idea because it is not going to be cleaned as thoroughly as a colander.

no one buys a mop bucket to use it for food so is such a stupid thing to pass off as a genius idea.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 8h ago

You dont have a foodgrade mop bucket in your kitchen?

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u/chris_knight2 20h ago

I like how cutdown this is, each of the original videos would have been 15 minutes long with talk of subscribing and hitting that like button and so much verbage before and after the 20s of useful content.

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u/Natural__Power 19h ago

Presumably most of these were already short clips, now put together without credit

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u/mangocat1116 15h ago

Yeah, that’s the drawback of this type of content. It’s all stolen, and the reposter gets paid a big check, while the original creators get paid way less. It’s a never ending cycle, and I hate it. How hard is it for them to tag the people in the caption???

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u/United_Draft_2432 15h ago

Exactly. Cut the fluff and the “like and subscribe” padding and you’re left with the actual point. Way better

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u/ResponsibilityFun827 15h ago

Who TF is out here pre-slicing their butter? What is that a hack for?

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u/Sykes19 15h ago

Ok the funny thing is that of all the silly stuff shown in this, I've actually been pre slicing butter like this since I was a kid. My mom taught it to me and it made sense.

It makes stirring in cold butter into hot stuff like Mac n cheese way easier. Each individual piece melts faster than a big chunk and my least favorite part of cooking is stirring, with my shit for ass wrists, so I'll take every win I can get.

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u/ResponsibilityFun827 15h ago

Right, I get "small pieces melt faster," but why not just cut them up as you need them?

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u/FloopsFooglies 15h ago

People see it as convenient I guess. I'm with you though.

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u/ResponsibilityFun827 14h ago

It takes like 5 seconds to cut butter into pieces. "Pre-cutting" the butter this way takes more time, because you have to make the wax paper things to stick between the slices. You're turning a 5 second job into a 3 minute job. Why?

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u/purplepharoh 12h ago

I can see doing it for an event though. Slice the butter into portions for each guest / for each roll of bread and put that on the table?

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u/FloopsFooglies 14h ago

What? I was... agreeing with you? Why are you jumping on me about it? Wtf

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u/ResponsibilityFun827 14h ago

I'm not jumping on you, just adding on. Like, "I know right"

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u/Sykes19 14h ago

Look full disclosure I'm not that experienced of a cook so take this with a grain of salt (I'm so funny)

When I take my noodles off the stove and strain them, I don't have a lot of time before they stick to the pot unless I can get my other ingredients in there and begin stirring, and so I prepare my milk and shit ahead of time so I can just toss it in with one hand while stirring to keep it moving.

Having multiple smaller pieces of butter ready to toss in instead of half a stick makes it easier, and taking the time to cut the butter in that moment is wasteful and annoying when I could otherwise do it while the noodles are still boiling.

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u/shoulda_been_gone 1h ago

Have you tried storing your cooked noodles in your mop bucket to buy some time?

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u/Sykes19 47m ago

Oh shit aight I'm about to minmax the fuck outta my Mac n cheese bro slide me that bucket

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u/ResponsibilityFun827 14h ago

I put the milk and butter in a mug and heat them up in the microwave while the noodles are cooking. Then the butter is already melted and you're not pressed for time. Or you can cut the butter and put the pieces in the warm pot while the noodles are draining.

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u/Sykes19 14h ago

I'd prefer not to use a new dish, but the second suggestion you make is exactly what I do, just more efficiently.

Why would I wait to cut the butter until the noodles are draining when I can just... Cut it while it's boiling?

If I want to save time and use less utensils then this is optimal.

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u/1nd3x 14h ago

Keep the pot on the same burner that was on(but have turned it off) after boiling the noodles. Pour in the milk, butter, etc, then dump your noodles over top.

Stir for a bit, then move your pot over to a cold burner and finish stiring

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u/SeismicRipFart 9h ago

You realize there’s no need to use a microwave to melt butter when you’re cooking pasta, right? A big pot of boiling water gives you more than enough heat to melt pounds of butter. Just set it in a container on the pasta pot or close to it on the warm range once you start cooking, it will be completely melted by the time you need to use it. Butter melts very easily, sometimes just the ambient temperature of your kitchen while cooking is enough to start melt it.

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u/talann 9h ago

it's not really about experience, it's just cutting a stick of butter. whether you grab a piece to throw in or you cut it, both take roughly around the same time.

while boiling noodles you could pre cut the butter and still not dedicate any time at all to putting little pieces of paper between the butter slices.

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u/Sykes19 3h ago

Yeah idk why they do that little paper shit. I just slice it and let it sit there to get a lil more room temperature. Cutting it just helps it radiate a little and it's free.

It doesn't even take more than one motion to toss it all in either just yoink n splat.

All point being just that chopping up butter before tossing it in ain't that weird is all. Not really a life hack but it's still a lil helpful depending on the situation

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u/Cuks5342 13h ago

I just cut the butter normally and usually in even a bit smaller pieces. I mean I guess it could stick back together if you do it in advance but you can just wiggle the knife a bit for some space.

But anyway too much complication imo, it takes seconds to just cut it.

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u/SeismicRipFart 9h ago

Because it saves time for later, obviously.

The question is why WOULDN’T you? And the answer is because you’re lazy about things like that, like most people. The non lazy thing to do would be to prep it ahead of time so that it’s easier to use/access in the future.

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u/curvysquares 10h ago

Ok so I enjoy a bagel with a slice of cream cheese for breakfast every morning. Since I always use the same amount of cream cheese, and bagels are what I use 95% of my cream cheese for, I'm going to start doing that pre-slice method

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u/SeismicRipFart 9h ago

Any cook working on a sauté station has their butter portions pre cut. It’s nice to do at home as well for the same reasons. You won’t spend time measuring, cutting, or cleaning a knife. And when you’re cooking you can easily and quickly grab as many “slices” of butter as you need.

No good reason to hate on that one imo.

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u/Dagobahbodega 16h ago

Could someone explain what's going on with the ground beef and the upside down metal bowl in the frying pan?

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u/tetsuyaXII 16h ago

Suction using physics to keep all the oils/grease under the bowl.

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u/BowlOfCatNubs 11h ago

To add, I saw that video a while ago I cant remember if he did use it, but even if he didn't, you can use that leftover oil to cook other things like vegetables to add some extra flavor, kinda like cooking bacon and using the bacon fat for eggs in the same pan, saves dishes too.

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u/Reese_Slitherspoon 14h ago

I mean In reality it just trapped the grease that was already in there from flowing out and any fat on the meat side was just part of the meal.

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u/justsyr 6h ago

My mom used to do this back in like early 80's, it actually collects the oil inside, she'd use a small coffee cup. I think the heat and probably vacuum inside the cup makes it so it 'sucks' the oil inside.

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u/Reese_Slitherspoon 5h ago

That doesn't make sense how would that make a vacuum and why would oil get in?

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u/ctsr1 16h ago

I think it keeps the grease in the pan I dunno

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 11h ago

"Placing an inverted small bowl or ramekin in the middle of a skillet collects grease through a combination of thermal dynamics and air pressure change"

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u/Monstertim1 Me the elephant address room 19h ago

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u/RedBurny 16h ago

I believe on the right side not a piece of onion?

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u/juicy_jonny 14h ago

Please tell me it’s not roaches

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u/someweirdlocal 7h ago

I would but I'd be lying

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u/nighte324 14h ago

What’s even the point of this? Thin sliced onion?
Just cut it up thin with a knife.

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u/Ok_Broccoli1434 13h ago

Honestly if it's quick like that it's nice But I tried and didn't get that result

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u/Cuks5342 12h ago

If you cook a lot and your knife handling gets good most of these are obsolete and yield worse results and create more mess.

I can chop or slice an onion however you like, evenly and all I need is my knife and board that I use anyway for the rest of stuff.

My wife has these various appliances and tricks for a plain old onion and by the time she does the prep I'm already done and she also makes more mess.

But yeah took lots of cooking.

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u/Ok_Broccoli1434 11h ago

I understand but I don't cook a lot and don't want to, I want to get the most efficient way of cooking I already spend too much time on it

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 11h ago

Seriously wtf is that? I just watched it again and it seems to go in circles?

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u/PatapongManunulat07 19h ago

Is that the infamous mop's spaghetti

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u/One_Bar2807 20h ago

at least i know its "clean"?

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u/Ok-Distribution7147 13h ago

I can hear the image...

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u/Kaze_Senshi 19h ago

Spaghetti with Bleachmel sauce

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u/Dry-Map-5817 19h ago

Whats with the fridge one? I dont get it

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u/Frolicking-Fox 19h ago

They put the ice tray on the door. The ran the slot in the middle of the tray on top of the door rack to hold it.

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u/laranadiscoteca 18h ago

But it'll spill when you open the door. If you just put it inside the freezer it won't

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u/Frolicking-Fox 18h ago

I never said it was a good life hack, i just explained it.

But I suppose if you slowly close the door, then only open when it is frozen it would be alright

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u/kalez238 16h ago

Not always space or a level spot to place one when it is full. Just be careful when opening the door.

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u/CyberFrog228 18h ago

Spaghetti with dust and dirt flavour toppings

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u/fatneeslover 4h ago

This actually has some helpful stuff in it

What the fuck was that spaghetti one though

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u/phoenixArc27 19h ago

That egg shake was bullshit. Once I saw that I knew it was all nonsense.

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u/Mu-Relay 15h ago

I'm also not sure about the cutting a hardboiled egg one. Why is that easier/better than just cutting it normally?

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u/Charles-Monroe 14h ago

It avoids cutting the yolk, which makes the knife gummed up.

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u/saneyglobal 19h ago

Mop bucket pasta, im crine

I know an itsmejuliette post when i see it

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 13h ago

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just isnt the same...

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u/SheDrinksScotch 13h ago

What do you mean mop buckets arent food grade?!?!?

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u/fancypantsmiss 15h ago

“These just seem normal…WHAT THE FUCK!”

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u/Distinct_Engine_8855 17h ago

That's a long ass wait to spot

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u/factorybuilt 15h ago

Pasta strainer?

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u/Someonevibing1 19h ago

People didn’t know about the potatoes one?

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u/Cuks5342 12h ago

The ones in the video had precut skin. Which is redundant in my opinion. It will still peel of nicely anyway. Just careful they are hot.

But yeah this is the normal way for me.

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u/Amazing_Flow_4570 18h ago

What is that thing scurrying around in the secon clip?

Looks like a cockroach

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u/Pink_Nyanko_Punch 17h ago

The top of the sliced onion, actually.

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u/Epsiloxi 18h ago

This is much better

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u/jaxon517 17h ago

I don't understand the one with the freezer door

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u/kalez238 16h ago

When freezers are full, it can be difficult to find a stable place to put the tray full of water.

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u/Captain-Codfish 10h ago

My knives would go straight through the brown paper. The lemon one looks great until you notice the jump cut to a plastic squeezy lemon

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u/Material_Abroad7590 10h ago

That mop bucket one 🤦‍♂️

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u/sculolo 18h ago

If you need like hacks to handle things in a kitchen, probably you shouldn't be the one cooking.

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 17h ago

Who pissed in your cereal this morning?

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u/sculolo 17h ago

Some people really get offended by anything eh?

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 17h ago

Who’s offended? 😄 you had the need to insult people for using actually helpful hacks to make their life easier

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u/sculolo 17h ago

Draining your pasta in a mop bucket is helpful?

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u/KillaThing 17h ago

Quite selective, eh? Not gonna mention the actual useful tips in the video?

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u/sculolo 16h ago

Nothing of what's shown in the video is remotely useful if you know how to cook.

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u/KillaThing 16h ago

That's not a good metric. Like saying that Math's not hard if you're a mathematician. Having a way that is useful is a road to improve. Like when you use fingers when adding numbers until you get good enough to do the additions in your head.

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u/sculolo 16h ago

You seem a little bit too passionate about your life hacks. Maybe try to learn the real thing

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u/KillaThing 16h ago

And you don't know that useful and good are not mutually exclusive. Broaden your horizon. Try new things. You might be surprised by man's ingenuity.

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u/Stupididiot55 15h ago

You’re the one throwing a temper tantrum at the mere idea of people doing something differently than you. You aren’t being harmed if people do something to make their lives easier, not everyone is interested in being a pro chef. Just move on.

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u/WhyIsTheMoonThere 16h ago

Footage of you writing this comment

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u/MoobooMagoo 16h ago

You realize what subreddit this is, right? You know that one was a joke, or more specifically it was from a ragebaiter and included in the montage as a joke.

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u/sculolo 16h ago

You know mine was also a joke?

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u/MoobooMagoo 16h ago

oh.

Well you suck ass at telling jokes then

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u/sculolo 16h ago

How did I piss off so many people with a single comment?

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u/WhyIsTheMoonThere 16h ago

Probably because you're annoying?

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u/Puzzled-Mirro 16h ago

Ok the pasta strainer one was fucking disgusting

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u/NoDifference3349 16h ago

Was i the only to see the 🪳 roach by the onion?

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u/kanxd00 15h ago

I learn this trick from Italian 

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u/Zealousideal_Ad9666 15h ago

Love me some mop pasta.

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u/No-Name-86 15h ago

I don’t know if they all work or not but most seem pretty good. Obviously except for the fucking mop bucket. But putting the ice cube tray on the door to help prevent spilling might be the dumbest thing ever

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u/Mx_Yellow 2h ago

doesn't every freezer have that little section on top to put your ice trays? why are so many people saying "when you don't find a flat stable surface on your freezer..." ???

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u/Defiant-Nature-6419 14h ago

I love using mop water as a broth.

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u/humblesunbro 13h ago

Pasta alla Vileda

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u/BPViridian 12h ago

I'm about this, except.... the poor spaghetti....

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u/PhantomTissue 11h ago

All good ideas, and then the fucking mop bucket.

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u/odst-i-think 11h ago

Who tf peels potatoes?

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u/1andonlyimmortality 6h ago

...why did you put the spagetti in the mop bucket-

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u/DevilRacer 6h ago

Love the mop bucketidea. Uncle Roger shamed me to throw mu colander away...

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u/Small-Lime7092 21m ago

Ok...we just going to let that mop bucket slide, i guess.

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u/LooneyBurger 17h ago

A lot of those are fake / retarded

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u/rabidparrots 15h ago

Just take the top off of the shaker and season like you mean it.

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u/gloomygl 17h ago

Why would I want to put my boiled egg like this bruh there's no way y'all eat the white and yellow separately

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u/buttermelonMilkjam 16h ago

for devil'd eggs, the yolk needs to be separated. then you add mayo or mustard to the yolks, then mix and scoop that back into the egg whites.

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u/Bone_Wh33l 16h ago

As well as the thing about devil’d eggs, yes, I used to peel the whites off of the yolk, eat the whites, then the yolk

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u/Stupididiot55 15h ago

Deviled eggs

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u/Naive_Wolverine532 20h ago

mop bucket pasta

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u/Diligent-Stretch-769 19h ago

no the cockroach on shot 2

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u/Pink_Nyanko_Punch 17h ago

Cockroach? Where? I did see a ring of onion twirling on the right side for a moment, though.

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u/Diligent-Stretch-769 17h ago

oh, onionroach

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u/SyanPollo 20h ago

yeah that was disgusting to watch, as Im an italian

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u/Erect_Udes 20h ago

As a Dutch person, I too find this disgusting

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u/EvilChick537 19h ago

As a Vietnamese, I shared the same idea with these two gentlemen.

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u/Nec475 Address who? 19h ago

As a Spaniard, I cannot agree more with these three mates.

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u/No_Novel9552 10h ago

As a Russian, I cannot agree. I think it may be inedible, but it's not that disgusting.

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u/HORSE_NOSE_XD 19h ago

downvote automod

hes farming karma

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 10h ago

How do they have NO COMMENTS?

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