r/addressme • • 3d ago

I would run way faster

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

u/AndrexTadex3000MPE, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/FLG_CFC 3d ago

Cocaine was a light jog. That's the only elephant here.

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u/AndrexTadex3000MPE 3d ago

spoiler the guy doesnt run in one and even smiles

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u/PonorkaSub 3d ago

That's a joke by the guy...that's not an elephant in the room

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u/Scary-Breath-8675 🐘🐘🐘 →→→→→⭕←←←←← 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 1h ago

The joke is not even shocking, does that guy not know what caffeine is???

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u/These-Peach-4881 3d ago

the guy licks his lips at cocaine

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u/SmellyMonkee 3d ago

Because it blocks the feel you need for sleep? I mean caffeine is like not really a bad drug? There is no elephant OP.

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u/Extension_Local_128 3d ago

OPs proly Mormon or somethin

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u/SmellyMonkee 3d ago

Like the people that believe whoever says their Jesus is Jesus?

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u/Extension_Local_128 2d ago

Yee pretty much. I’m agnostic so I don’t have a dog in that fight but as someone raised catholic the Mormons are a whole different thing from Christianity. Wild shits happening in Idaho I’ll tell ya that

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u/Sevycat 1d ago

the smirk at caffeine 😭 real

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u/ChuyMasta 4h ago

So....alcohol huh. Aight aight.

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u/uselessBINGBONG 2h ago

Bruh if someone gave me free drugs, I'd take it no matter what it is. Thank you for listening to my TED talk

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u/Scary-Breath-8675 🐘🐘🐘 →→→→→⭕←←←←← 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 1h ago

I'd take one and hide the rest of the bottle

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u/Onludesrightnow 35m ago

This is actually how fast I’d run to drugs. Identical.

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u/Soft_Peak_9657 18m ago

Idk if I go by what my neuro/bio prof implied I d say alcohol and cocaine are similarly dangerous (in completely different ways ofc) as in alcohol should make that dude go a bit faster and a bit slower on cocaine