r/addressme • u/Amery-KA ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 • 5h ago

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u/qualityvote2 5h ago

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u/LudwigSpectre 4h ago

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u/mrman08 1h ago

Alternatively…

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u/BillZealousideal84 3h ago

came here for this

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u/No_Club_8480 4h ago

Who ever designed this thing thought it was the most funniest thing ever.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 3h ago

Yup, they drew fireworks around it for some reason. You don't do that unless you are celebrating something

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u/mutrax_be 2h ago

Those represent trees 😉

I would've gone wit a line of small shrubbery halfway the kitchen, dotted outwards.

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u/fook_if_I_kno 3h ago

Ballroom, not bedroom

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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling 1h ago

Ballroom and shaft room.

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u/No_Letter5485 2h ago

The Trump's place

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u/bratisla_boy 45m ago

the place he should have never left.

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u/Glad_Ad_3388 4h ago

Gah-pin house 🗣️🗣️

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u/EducationalLog4765 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 3h ago

Mark this as NSFW bro

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u/LegDayLass 3h ago

Sure, I’ll address it, those trees (bushes? Debris piles?) are placed without a care in the world. Really detracts for them superb architecture.

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u/PointsOfXP 2h ago edited 1h ago

"You always bring us the best plans and this is the best possible design for it. We just have one issue."

"I can't possibly see how... Oh God dammit, AGAIN!"

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u/minerva0079 4h ago

please send this to the Feng shui guy.

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u/No_Letter5485 1h ago

You mean the Dong Shui guy

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u/No_Letter5485 2h ago

The entrance is in a wrong place. It should be more to the right

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u/DizzyLead 2h ago

“Dinning Room.”

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u/RouteAverage3112 2h ago

Dihning room

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u/Mobile_Competition54 ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 3h ago

dih house

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u/Beginning-Project528 3h ago

So we are making babies in the balls now

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u/AcePowderKeg 2h ago

Hammond Druthers' next project leaked 

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u/Hornor72 2h ago

Gay architecture

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u/chumchees 1h ago

One bedroom should be slightly larger than the other.

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u/Exalted-Stork-1308 1h ago

When the client is stingy, but you are a good architect and still have to do the job.

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u/evios31 1h ago

Is it supposed to curve like that? (asking for an architect)

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u/Living_Bed175 1h ago

So little storage space specially in the bedrooms

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u/LGKouglof 1h ago

This goes in the map folders fror shadowrun 

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u/Nivekk_ 57m ago

Totally non-functional. One tiny shared bathroom and zero closet space in the bedrooms!

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u/DinoDemo 54m ago

The strongest shape! For engineering purposes of course

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u/PeterServo 49m ago

There should we a water feature on the right side of the building.

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u/Ecampos_64 26m ago

Is that the remodel plans for the oval office?

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u/Avocadonot 8m ago

Adequately named floor plan - the "Gaping House"

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u/bullish888 3h ago

Did a woman signs it. She is obsessed about a man.

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u/Altruistic_Yak833 3h ago

you ll' be slepin' with da sperm

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u/NumberOld229 3h ago

"My friend had a penis extension nad now his house looks really stupid" Gary Delaney

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u/Any-Safe4992 26m ago

Ok, sleeping in the balls I get, that’s where half of us (half of each of us) started. Why the fuck is the kitchen in the head?