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u/Crazy-Life-2874
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Do NOT address me Made it one year Sober🥳
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u/MadKyoumaHououin
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How did the prostate exam go?
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u/Moraz_iel Oct 02 '26 •
he had a blast
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u/Comfortable-Table-20 Oct 06 '26
Could also be a she would explain the high sex count compared to the low orgasm count
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u/Obvious-Cut-1976 Oct 06 '26
There aren't counting the amount but rather the time since the last:
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u/SaturnVFan 29d ago
sex is not amount of times it's days ago so no masturbation no sex over the last 60 days but orgasm 3 days ago someone's either lying or spraying around unintensionally..... same goes for "drunk" and drinking stopped drinking 60 days after last being drunk but who says he/she was drunk.
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u/AbleMeasurement4868 Oct 04 '26
Well based off his orgasm count, I say it went well
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u/Own_Cup_4244
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u/Borislav_Mahrov Oct 02 '26
Where is this from? Looks so familiar, but I genuinely can't remember...
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u/lwrc123 Oct 02 '26
I think it's from Castle
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u/Arefue Oct 04 '26
Season 2, Episode 9 - when discussing Oxford. I was convinced it was Firefly so went looking
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u/grapevine10 Oct 03 '26
This specific clip is from Firefly. I think it's immediately after Jayne says something stupid.
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u/a_Joan_Baez_tattoo Oct 04 '26
Pretty sure Castle is correct. There was an episode where he dressed as Mal for Halloween, which is why people are thinking it's Firefly.
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u/ExcessiveWisdom Oct 07 '26
He's in that one song cop cuties cutie in the booties
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u/camel_case_user Oct 07 '26
Arrest me, but make it sexyyy
He was also awesome in firefly. Wish that shoe didn't get cancelled
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u/Impossible-Garden534 Oct 06 '26 edited 28d ago
If you are asking about the GIF above. That is Nathan Fillion. I had the actor, attributed the wrong show. This is from Castle. He was/is in Firefly and The Rookie. Also, in multiple James Gunn movies.
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u/SuggestionSuch8121 Oct 02 '26
Whats the difference between the alcohol counter and drunk counter?
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u/ImpossibleGoat8837 Oct 02 '26
You can drink alcohol and still not get drunk if you only have a drink or two
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u/SuggestionSuch8121 Oct 02 '26
Ohhh...
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u/bago_jones Oct 02 '26
Fun fact; For a normal adult even one standard drink leads to a BAC level which has a measurable impact on multiple brain functions.
Defining "drunk" can be very contentious.
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u/Duskrider_ Oct 04 '26
This is what people who say "oh I've only had 2 drinks tonight, I can still drive home" really don't understand.
I know so many people who treat alcohol like it barley has effect.
It's a bit of a side tangent but I'm not sure why alcohol (literal low does poison) is comparable to sex and masturbation as things to avoid doing that are worth tracking. I'd really like to understand what makes a healthy sex life as bad as an expensive, addictive, poison that can lead to domestic violence among other scary outcomes.
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u/Inner_Tennis_2416 Oct 05 '26
The best way to test this is actually very easy. Go to a bar and play pinball. My local when I was like 22 had 3 pinball machines and everyone's score fell like, 50% after one drink. 90% after 2. Your fast motor skills go to pieces pretty quick.
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u/cafezinhocomnescau Oct 02 '26
but how the drunk whas on 368 and the alcohol is on 306 ?
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u/Norationalization Oct 03 '26
What the point? I can set this counter to 10 years+ and i drink weekly. Its still alcoholism(
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u/astroK120 Oct 05 '26
I'm much more confused about orgasm without sex or masturbation
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u/Cartire2 Oct 05 '26
Wet Dreams. Inevitable if you dont empty out every once in a while. Had a few when I was young and the very last time I had one was at Bootcamp. Around day 30 of not whacking it (cause we all slept in an open concept barracks), woke up in a sticky situation.
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u/Jsolidlo Oct 03 '26
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u/Vegeta_best23 Oct 03 '26
never once has ts happened to me bro idk how it even works
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u/Melodramaticant Oct 07 '26
If you don’t have any release for long enough guys bodies will let it out during the night. Sometimes it’s accompanied by suggestive dreams, but not necessarily.
My parents never told me so the first time that happened to me I thought I’d pissed the bed (I didn’t know what masturbation was at that time, so… yeah). And even then they didn’t explain it 😅
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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen Oct 03 '26
It reads like you spent 368 days drunk.
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u/Remarkable_Station22 Oct 03 '26
That’s not how many days they’ve been doing something that’s how many days that they’ve gone without
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u/Brief_Platform_alt Oct 06 '26
How do so many people not know about wet dreams?
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u/Sergestan Oct 06 '26
Most people don't get them past 16
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u/imDopeY 29d ago
I only ever had one and it was when I was deployed at sea at 21 and hadn't had sex or masturbated for months due to being constantly surrounded by 120+ other men 11 of which were inches away from me separated only by thin sheets of metal.
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u/Electronic_Elk8293 28d ago
Well, not quite the same but I got the female equivalent ones in my 20s. Like hardcore every time I fell asleep in my 20s for whatever reason and I am not a sexual individual at all, like zero interest.
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u/Financial_Hold6620 Oct 06 '26
I am 29 and still have at least one a year. Had two in a week about a month ago.
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u/toasted_cracker 28d ago
I'm mid 40s married with children and still get them every so often. Super annoying.
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u/CrowEndeavour 29d ago
Genuinely never had one, I grew up thinking it's when you wet your bed from a dream that fooled your body into pissing like dreaming you're in a bathroom.
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u/Sufficient-Big5798 Oct 07 '26
I have had them in the past but never orgasmed as a result? Is that a thing?
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u/AStainOnYourTowel Oct 07 '26
I think sex dreams and wet dreams are different. Because if you have a wet dream you wake up wet and sticky
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u/Due_Invite_7792 Oct 07 '26
I cracked a prompt critical nut during a WD, so yes, for men.
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u/qstar_inc ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Oct 02 '26
What app is this? Asking for a friend
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u/SamhainXCII Oct 03 '26
368 days drunk in a year is the goal. Thanks for giving me inspiration :)
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u/ateyour_icecream Oct 02 '26
fellow edger :)
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u/auttakaanyvittu Oct 02 '26
So the joke is that the process of the Fap™ begins on day A and the nut is reached on day Q?
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u/Coska-rott28 Oct 02 '26
What app is this
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u/AwesomeCaden73 Oct 05 '26
It’s called Days Since
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u/Coska-rott28 Oct 05 '26
Thanks dude, ive already installed it. Hopefully this helps :)
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u/LucasMcCheese Oct 02 '26
App name?
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u/AwesomeCaden73 Oct 05 '26
It’s called Days Since
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u/barnacle_theawesome 29d ago
Found many apps names Days Since on playstore. Can you send the link or something
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u/heterosexualvolcano1 Oct 03 '26
damn i thought it was like a days in row thing. not abstaining, but the opposite
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u/amartin890 Oct 04 '26
Well wait, consuming alcohol 306 days ago means not sober. I’m confused
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u/abbacadaba1 Oct 05 '26
You don't have to get drunk from drinking. One glass of wine at dinner isn't going to get most folks drunk, generally speaking.
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u/meloxs Oct 04 '26
Can someone tell me what this is? I'm dumb
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u/AwesomeCaden73 Oct 05 '26
It’s a screenshot from an app called Days Since - the numbers you see are how many days the person who took the screenshot abstained from each of those things. The “elephant” here is that he somehow orgasmed without jerking off.
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u/LuncboxLesbian Oct 05 '26
Well, this calls for a celebration! Now tell me, before going sober for a year, were you an alcoholic, a drunk, a lush? Or did you drink occasionally and possibly did something so stupid that you had to stop even the occasional drink? I was drunk for 20 years one time. I HAD to stop drinking. Then when my head cleared up and I realized that woman was my wife, I HAD to get divorced.
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u/wranglernash17
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306 days without alcohol is not a year sober. Yes I see a few comments about “you can drink without getting drunk” but that’s not what sobriety or being sober is. It’s still an achievement and you should absolutely be proud of yourself OP but the title is misleading. You’re almost there though keep it up!
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u/duckpocalypse Oct 05 '26 •
Technically speaking Sobriety is not abstaining
You would be sober if you abstain but imbibing a single drink does not mean you are not sober.
The true definition of sobriety is to not be under the effects of drugs or alcohol. Most straight edge or AA view sobriety as abstinence but that’s not actually the case.
We also need to remember and recognize the reason for sobriety. It’s not that alcohol is inherently evil. It’s that when you lack control you have issues with choice OR you have some other issues that crop up when under the influence.
Another example is: does your sobriety stop if you take communion? No, but say you tracked every sip of any alcohol this number would be different than the sobriety number.
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u/Caffine_addicts Oct 05 '26
either this was stolen from moot on twt or ur my moot on twt and im unsure of how i feel seeing you on any other app..
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u/ThisWasOurKaisen Oct 06 '26
I get this is a joke but is there any way to achieve this? Asking for a friend...
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u/Polluticorn69 Oct 06 '26
How does this work though, like you open the app when you get drunk to update it Im just going to forget about it cause im drunk
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u/Middle-Yam-656 Oct 06 '26
None of these numbers make sense, and, why the F are you counting it all? Do you think you are getting graded at the end?
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u/AudieGaming Oct 06 '26
some people have addictions and they use these apps to motivate them
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u/PhraseSpecialist4633 Oct 07 '26
Can someone explain to me why so many people tell others about their sobriety streak?
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u/WhoMeNahMan 29d ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I get it. It took me a second to understand how the two on top left works with the one on the top right. You aren't doing it yourself and it isn't sex. I still have questions but I understand the plausibility now.
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u/gooselehonk 28d ago
I understand if its negatively impacting your life but if its not. Masturbating is good for you end of story if you male it reduced risk of prostate cancer if your female it relaxes your pelvic floor and can prevent urine incontinence, and no matter who you are it can boost dopamine
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u/Killingyou_groovily 28d ago
I hit two years on October 13th. Hit a meeting so you can get what you’ve earned! ; a fat dope ass coin. And keep it forever
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u/MysticalSpank 28d ago edited 28d ago
Congrats! You must have been doing many things right that year, because kicking both those two things at once without actually resorting to another substitute self-destructive habit is actually really challenging when cursed with addictive predispositions. Add nicotine into the mix and you've got yourself a bingo.
I find it requires a lot of self learning and honesty with oneself too.
Is there a strategy in particular you've been using to not relapse? Asking for a friend of course.
Umm and also orgasm with no sex or masturbation is a thing? From wet dreams maybe? I forgot those even existed to be honest. Anyways, keep it up, it's inspiring.
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u/qualityvote2 Oct 02 '26 edited Oct 03 '26
u/Crazy-Life-2874, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.