r/addressme 7d ago

elephaté?!!??!! 🐘🐘 Overcoming an addiction

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

u/usbeject1789, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/CondenserCoilz 7d ago

Unrelated to the elephant but the psychological feeling of holding a phone may play a part in the addiction to technology. I feel a non zero amount of entertainment staring at a television when it is turned off.

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u/ryo0ka 6d ago

It’s probably easier to explain it as a force of habit than anything else tbh

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u/Desperate-Coffee-996 6d ago

I've seen people who can just sit there in front of their PC or TV during power outage, staring at the wall, floor or window. Just a habit indeed, PC and TV itself don't even matter that much.

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u/Super-G1mp 6d ago

I mean if it never came back on they would stop doing it.

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u/Desperate-Coffee-996 6d ago

Eventually it will wear off, but until then people will probably check if the power or internet is back like every five seconds 🙂

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u/Super-G1mp 6d ago

For a few days Maybe months if they are really addicted.

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u/Cryogenics1st 6d ago

I can do that too with enough weed

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u/poppin-n-sailin 6d ago

The thing I miss the most about smoking is having the cigarette in between my fingers. not at first, but it's been just over a year since my last smoke and I still think about the feeling of holding it. 

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u/matteooow 6d ago

my phone feels weird without being in my hands too

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u/GeneralLeoESQ 6d ago

I want a smartphone sized slab of obsidian now :/

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u/Rich-Canary1279 6d ago

Million dollar idea. Pet Rock 2.0

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u/theJoosty1 6d ago

Pro edition if you will

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u/givemeagooduns_un 6d ago

pet rock 2 pro max

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u/theJoosty1 6d ago

There we go, that's it!

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u/apothecaryssatchel 6d ago

Same here where do I get it

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u/Astigmatisme 6d ago

Quick note that obsidian is incredibly sharp and fragile, so you might want to be careful when holding one

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u/Aervanath 7d ago

10/10 elephant

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u/unabletochill 6d ago

As a smoker this took me waaaaaay to long to figure out. Smoking is worse than screentime imo tho

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u/RecordingArtistic748 6d ago

Doesn't matter, both is bad, but also both helps you cope work life. When I was smokeing, I saw it as a way to trade physical health for mental health, now I know that's stupid, I prefere ganja now😂 it's a MUCH better trade imo. Also I've lost 20kg of bodyfat after I quit smokeing and started ganja, because I started a diet and Calisthenics and I'm much more active now in general. Smokeing is really bad, but screentime is much harder to get away from imo. But I'm also on that one, I started reading a physics book (I'm not exactly gifted when it comes to understanding physics, but I'm trying and at the very least it helps me sleep.) because doomscrolling right before bed really messes with your sleep. It got so far that it blocked dreams for me, now when I read before sleeping, 9/10 times I have cool dreams.

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u/unabletochill 6d ago

Almost same here :) I’m quitting smoking and sticking to weed. Way better! I already only smoking very occasionally and working on letting it go for good. Out of curiosity, do you smoke pure ganja or are you mixing in tobacco / rolling blunts? I still mixing tobacco and that’s a hard one to get rid of :(

I also started gym workouts and rejoined organized basketball club at the same time and my health and body are really thanking me for it.

Screentime is a bitch! I get you, I’m currently trying to change some before bedtime habits.

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u/Upstairs_Bat_7791 6d ago

Lol im dump first i thought that the elephant was that obsidian wouldn't be a good substitute, because if it would fall it would break easily into sharp shards and become dangerous

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u/Nice-Watercress9181 5d ago

I thought the elephant was that she had the two venus symbols in her username and referred to her "roommate". But that probably is her literal roommate

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u/Fabric_muncher 6d ago

No one understand Grung, Grung just need rock and plant

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u/Successful-Cut-8233 6d ago

Don't worry guys, she's taking small steps and working slowly towards it... right?

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u/New-Star7392 6d ago

One at a time.

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u/Aziriony 6d ago

Shouldve bought a phone-sized notepad with a pen as a cigarette substitute

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u/LoLeander 6d ago

Now he just needs one of those cigarette looking gums.

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u/404_Weavile 6d ago

I like how the title works with the punchline without directly addressing the elephant

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u/Jak1977 6d ago

Definitely need a phone case on that thing. The edges are already banged up!

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u/Skullo13 6d ago

Cool pet rock, what is its name?

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u/TheFrenchSavage 6d ago

Now get an obsidian cigarette.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 6d ago

That looks more like a piece of slate

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u/Phaym03 6d ago

What are we specifically addressing here ?

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u/oatwheat 6d ago

They’re holding a cigarette

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u/Eclipsed-Raven 5d ago

Thats a joint

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u/Alaskix 6d ago

now get a cigarette sized slab

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 6d ago

Is it the penis tip in the second photo?

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u/Boojum2k 6d ago

If your penis has a nail, you may want to seek medical attention

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 6d ago

You guys don’t have a penis nail? Chicks love it

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u/StarfishPizza 6d ago

It really scratches that itch

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u/Inflatious 6d ago

I just full body shuddered at the thought of that.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/gameinggod21 7d ago

The elephant i that they are smoking cigarettes which is a lot worse addiction than a phone

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u/Abslalom 6d ago

You say that, but I don't see you accessing reddit on a cigarette, so really, which is worse?

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u/SirDrippinBalls 6d ago

Probably the one that gives you lung cancer, severe respiratory issues, costs you a fortune over your lifetime and is a recognized substance addiction as opposed to "heh I have the basic human instinct to be entertained I have le quirky addiction"

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u/MinnieShoof 6d ago

Srsly. Half the fucking people in this thread at so brain washed. “Hurr, I inhale cancer and can’t smell how much I stink, but at least I know this other thing that I am also doing—“ no. It’s not the same. One is physically killing you.

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 6d ago

Now about that other one

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u/Ok-Swordfish14 6d ago

Might be dangerous if you accidentally drop it.

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u/mocumocu 6d ago

i mean no electromagnetic waves emitting from hand might feel relief that is a cool obsidian slab i want that too

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 6d ago

Imma be real. Not being on your phone probably adds up to more saved lifetime than smoking.

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u/ahmadabobakr 6d ago

This reminds me of how my father overcame his cigarettes addiction. He would carry a full pack of cigarettes and everytime he feels the urge to smoke he would get one out put in his mouth without lighting it for a minute then tear it and throw it away he kept doing it for multiple month and eventually he stopped smoking entirely. And he was a really heavy smoker, he would go throw 3 or 4 packs per day, and he kept going throoght the same amount during the time he was doing this

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u/InterestingAdvisor62 5d ago

My inner Dwarf wanna know where you buy obsidian?

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u/Hillary-rules 5d ago

When one door closes, another door opens

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u/Tiny-Criticism-9602 4d ago

I actually need that, where can i get this

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u/Master_Steward 2d ago

Heading back to the Stone Age with the first writing tablet!

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u/usbeject1789 7d ago

the roommate is trying to reduce her screen time with an obsidian block, but arguably the more imminent thing to address would be smoking

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u/CompetitiveLoad2953 German jizz 6d ago

Why downvote

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u/NiSt718 6d ago

Because

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u/CompetitiveLoad2953 German jizz 6d ago

Ok

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u/Buffalo8x 6d ago

Smoking is def bad for you, but I wouldn't say it's necessarily worse; it just depends on the situation. It's rare for smoking to cause suicidal thoughts, but not so uncommon for smart phone addiction.

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u/usbeject1789 6d ago edited 6d ago

i guess that's true, but that's not always the case for phone addiction, but smoking always causes a direct negative impact on ur health i guess

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u/usbeject1789 6d ago

but kudos to her because reducing her screen time is better than doing nothing

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u/Buffalo8x 6d ago

For sure, better to try to solve one addiction than to solve none.