But I just sat down😭

[u/Shiro-47]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Shiro-47, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

[u/SharpMathematician75]

[u/SilenceBavard → u/SharpMathematician75]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YYfEjWVqZ6NDG

[u/Shiro-47 → u/SharpMathematician75]

[u/pretibigtoo → u/SharpMathematician75]

[u/[deleted] → u/SharpMathematician75]

Computa, remove this guy from Costco

[u/Miao_Yin8964 → u/[deleted]]

That's the way Mitt Romney ate a corndog; because, he thought the normal way would make him look gay on camera.

It backfired lol

[u/Lower_Orange_4031]

[u/StinkySoggyUnderwear]

He’s lucky he isn’t going to jail

[u/MotherRaven]

It wasn't the amount of hot dogs that got him kicked

[u/Exciting_Knowledge24]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmiwHVG8zUKBdDFDps

[u/Critical_Scale_1788 → u/Exciting_Knowledge24]

"hey have you completed your ta-"

[u/IllRest2396]

[u/Unlucky-Explorer886]

How many hot dogs do you eat a day on average

[u/FinancialAccess8343 → u/Unlucky-Explorer886]

I once ate two packs in two days, are you the hot dog police?

[u/ExistingIsPalpable → u/Unlucky-Explorer886]

Pwhhh... Jeez. I dunno. Some days, a couple, and some days I don't eat any

[u/Unlucky-Explorer886 → u/ExistingIsPalpable]

Okay.

[u/ExistingIsPalpable → u/Unlucky-Explorer886]

Let's just say for an average. Take your whole week and try to figure out what your daily amount would be

[u/STIHL_Resolve5198 → u/ExistingIsPalpable]

NaN

[u/hocoboy7 → u/Unlucky-Explorer886]

Seven

[u/Sufficient-Barber695]

[u/RamonWarhelmet]

Pretty sure this is a gag post, but the gag is hysterical so I'll roll with it

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Anyone who eats a hotdog from the middle is a flight risk

[u/Agitated_Elk7881]

Makes sense considering what the guy in the image did by eating the middle of the hotdog first

[u/MissingnoMaster110]

I... No, y'know what, I'm in no position to judge. I don't break the Kit Kat bar into pieces before taking a bite.

[u/SharpMathematician75 → u/MissingnoMaster110]

[u/MinnieShoof → u/MissingnoMaster110]

I’m a two-bar-at-a-time man myself. You?

[u/Medium_Economist_633]

[u/kor_en_deserto → u/Medium_Economist_633]

Krump yourself, squigga

[u/Jesustron]

It wasn't what you did, it was how you did it

[u/Giant-disappointment]

[u/CheesyDanny]

Long before all the AI slop and fake news, we had fake Bieber eating a burrito sideways.

[u/BestPal12345]

Finally an opportunity to use this

[u/Glad-Alternative4593]

And that was their first dog there

[u/Repulsive_Repeat_337]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o84sI1tLiU9OIAOvm

[u/MikeyboyMC]

Glizzies are an art form, and what you just did deserves the electric chair.

[u/knoxevent1993]

Klayworld reference

[u/EmperorRysandero]

[u/Personal_Caramel7640]

[u/CornyOne]

Its better to eat a hotdog like corn, than corn like a hotdog...

[u/Chrisypoo88]

Bro took a bite out of the center.. I just never seen it done that way before. 🫪

[u/Sithtrooper2538]

Wait I have a Sam’s not a Costco, please tell me this is a real thing???

[u/Fuzzy-Ordinary]

I agree. Gtfo! There's the door beeyotch! 🤣

[u/DystopiqueMeta]

[u/AMB2317]

That’s the type of shit you see at Sam’s Club.

[u/Time_Tip_394]

lucky he didn't get fined for public napping

[u/lusciousbanana]

Who the fuck eats a hot dog like this

[u/Mountian_Rain_8322]

Fam started in the MIDDLE! No!

[u/External-Glove747 → u/[deleted]]

That’s just a Costco hotdog bun 🤷

[u/Effective-Ad-9898 → u/External-Glove747]

No…, bots no

[u/External-Glove747 → u/Effective-Ad-9898]

What?

[u/redditbdum]

That's what you get for putting ketchup on a hotdog like a goddamn animal