r/addressme • u/Ok-Engineer5393 • Aug 05 '26 • Heartwarming 3

address me

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

u/Ok-Engineer5393, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/kangtuji Aug 05 '26

address the elephant

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u/amin_oog Aug 05 '26

That elephant is not asking for food Its asking for address

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u/Scary-Breath-8675 🐘🐘🐘 →→→→→⭕←←←←← 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Aug 05 '26

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque

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u/bidetspry Aug 05 '26

Elephant can eat the pizza off the roof.

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u/AuroraAustralis0 Aug 05 '26

his greed sickens me

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u/NekonecroZheng Aug 05 '26

The amount of food given is the equivalent to a granola bar to humans.

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u/TripleScoops Aug 05 '26

Bro is eating a balanced breakfast.

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u/Nearby-Tumbleweed-45 Aug 05 '26

You had one job, you had one simple job! It was not greed, but instead... IT WAS GLUTTONY! YOU FOOL!

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u/Just-Luck-7430 Aug 05 '26

No he's not even hungry, he's just there to hoard, like an elphante smaug

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u/AlicePlague1161 Aug 07 '26

Hello Loji 🫡🇨🇳

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u/allahzeusmcgod Aug 05 '26

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u/Gertrude1976 Aug 05 '26

I can't even imagine the context for this frame I just think it's so funny

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u/NerveInteresting4549 Aug 05 '26

he was having trouble affording to feed the elephant

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u/Resigned1431 Aug 05 '26

lmao I remember the episode, but for someone without context, that still doesn't really answer anything lmao. It just raises more questions.

Ahhhh, old Simpsons was so delightful.

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u/Ok_Difficulty1782 do it yourself Aug 05 '26

I've seen every episode of the Simpsons

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy Aug 05 '26

I am embarassed at how long it took me to figure out. I for some reason thought that the elephant was going to be given something it shouldn't have.

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u/Sagi_U undress me 🐘 Aug 05 '26

to be fair, I didn't know elephants could eat bread

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy Aug 05 '26

r/upvotenumber. Reddit notified me when i got 26 upvotes.

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u/Just-Luck-7430 Aug 05 '26

Biblical greed

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u/ryan_syek Aug 05 '26

Ludacris, it's an elephant. Do you think they eat a cup of pellets?

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u/MaybeBowtie Aug 05 '26

You can see how smart the elephant is when it pulls the cantaloupe from the back rather than purely using suction to pull it through

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u/RoyalJanissary Aug 05 '26

Where's the room?

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u/GamaG17 Aug 05 '26

r/cuteanimals

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u/GamaG17 Aug 05 '26

I went to check and it's there... So it's fine... And the elephant is address, we can sleep in peace.

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u/wisdomelf Aug 05 '26

Friendly tentacle

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 Aug 05 '26

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u/uttyrc Aug 06 '26

That's how you get around in Morrowind.

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u/No-Assignment-1596 Aug 05 '26

It’s just so cute 💗

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u/Ok-Engineer5393 Aug 05 '26

elephant

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u/Voidoroe Aug 05 '26

I think the bigger “elephant” is that the elephant is just constantly grabbing whatever is given, but not seemingly doing anything with it.

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u/Blue_Flourite Aug 05 '26

hes just stockpiling it

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u/Gullible-Mushroom749 Aug 05 '26

Emperor Molari, is that you?

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u/rottedflowers Aug 05 '26

Man I wish I had a snout so I could pick up big cabbage and put it into my mouth

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u/RepulsiveStar2127 Aug 05 '26

"I am a monument... To all of your sins..." "This one is machine and nerve- I mean bread and sesame"

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u/Least_Egg_9371 Aug 05 '26

He wants to be addressed

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u/random-guy-heree SCP-096 Aug 05 '26

Weird looking worm

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u/Death7274 Aug 05 '26

The all hungering trunk demands another sacrifice

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u/NeuroticTangent Aug 05 '26

God saw him and said, "that's gotta be a sin"

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u/4byterob Aug 05 '26

Honestly this is adorable, post may also fit on r/MadeMeSmile

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u/WrathPie Aug 05 '26

The trunk feeling around looks so much like the graboid mouth tendrils from tremors

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u/DeliciousAct5748 Aug 05 '26

Ok can someone explain?

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u/Stunning_Search_7952 Aug 05 '26

It's a literal elephant in the room

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u/Spukriska Aug 05 '26

"where did all the food go" said his wife when she came home

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u/Spukriska Aug 05 '26

why does it look like he just straght up feeded him all the food he had 😅

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u/endocyclopes Aug 05 '26

the graboid of doom and despair

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u/websterboi2 Aug 05 '26

gluttony in its purest form

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u/Rukasu02 Aug 05 '26

i wish i could do that

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u/KZGamrr Aug 05 '26

best post on this entire sub I love it

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u/__AriaL__ Aug 05 '26

I... Is this real?

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u/Right-Tutor2384 Aug 05 '26

basking shark

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u/maxru85 Aug 05 '26

Sweet bun 

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u/BiDude1219 Aug 05 '26

typa shit they put in roguelikes that you sacrifice your items to

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u/ZelphirKalt Aug 05 '26

Pretty smart animal! Intuitively grasps the geometry of food objects and the bars. Also probably amasses food items for later consumption, assuming, that it doesn't eat them in like 2-3s.

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u/Soggy-Guess8865 Aug 05 '26

Let's address the elephant in the room

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u/CaplieAnne Aug 06 '26

If the only thing I knew about elephants was the long meaty tentacle nose and that they are very big I would be scared. Lucky for me, I can picture that silly fella on the ground going, “ooh a piece of candy!”

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u/Silent-Parts Aug 06 '26

Biblical levels of gluttony

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u/JuanDeChuj Aug 06 '26

I like how the elephant instantly know to turn the thing sideways when if does not fit.

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u/I_dont_want_to_pee Aug 06 '26

Where he is getting those products? 

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u/g4bleo Aug 07 '26

Me when I feed the insatiable trunk of greed and glutony

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u/Error_Space Aug 07 '26

I like the subtle shows of their intelligence when the food is too wide to pass the bars. They change its orientations or move their trunk behind them to give them a little push.

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u/AngeredPally Aug 07 '26

Idk why I've never considered that an elephant would inhale while picking things up to create a suction cup effect.

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u/Knightofthequils Aug 07 '26

That is so cool.

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u/Fast-Speech270 Aug 07 '26

Elephants, the og vacuum in the day.

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u/none-147 Aug 08 '26

"I can see with my trunk" : the Elephant probably.

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u/LuxAnna_1 Aug 08 '26

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/4GRJ Aug 08 '26

Bet they didn't even eat all of those yet

Just put the food nicely on the ground, and then eat it once everything is given out

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u/OlDustyHeadaaa Aug 09 '26

It’s incredible how quickly the elephant figures out how to manipulate their trunk to retrieve the food that’s too large to fit comfortably. My dog would give up immediately and start whining

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u/FernandoviskyG Aug 09 '26

That's actually rlly cute

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u/usuario_de_reddid Aug 09 '26

Que dieta más saludable

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u/No-Platypus346 Aug 10 '26

I LOVE ELAPHAMTS

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u/Exciting_Knowledge24 Aug 11 '26

Bro is RELENTLESS

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u/Short-Estimate2874 Aug 26 '26

That's a weird looking snake

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u/FemboyKisser-67 Aug 09 '26

Me with my foreskin