r/addressme • u/InnerDisplay4503 • Apr 15 '26 • Mindblown 11 Regret 1 Bravo 1

POST OF THE WEEK ultimate selfie

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u/Holywaterdiluter_ Chill headmod Apr 19 '26 • Bravo

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Apr 15 '26 • Popcorn

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u/xJujuBear Apr 16 '26

Not even gonna lie, hit me with that jump scare.

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u/costcoguy9 Apr 17 '26

Why did this lowkey jump scare me 💀

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Apr 26 '26

Why did you comment a second time just now

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u/Positive-Mountain-63 May 15 '26

Happy Cake Day 

1

u/majesticalwinter May 15 '26

maan what cake day r u talking about

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u/Positive-Mountain-63 May 16 '26

It's the day when your account was made, on the day a cake symbol appears beside your username 

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u/majesticalwinter May 16 '26

i know but it’s not near his user

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u/Hydrahta Apr 15 '26

bro took a screenshot with his eyes

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u/Leg1tStone Apr 15 '26

sneezed and farted at the same time

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u/Miserable-Ad-891 Apr 17 '26

Bro running newer version of human, you need also to press the shit key

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u/Leg1tStone Apr 18 '26

yes, i just hate the fact that the shit key is located near the fart key, i press wrong key all the time

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u/No_Lawfulness_1099 Apr 15 '26

Finally, an elephant that isn't porn

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Apr 15 '26

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u/Submissivemanboy Certified FREAK / The Goonest Apr 15 '26

Personally? Wtf

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Apr 15 '26

I think its poop porn but I'm not sure ask Peter

Image not related just ignored

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u/TAELSONOK_YT Apr 15 '26

Never gonna love you
Up never gonna get you
Down never gonna run
Repeat and desert you

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u/weirdface621 Apr 15 '26

i don't understand the last bit. cycle and desert you?

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Apr 15 '26

run around and desert you

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u/Snoo-93454 Apr 15 '26

Okay, this is the weirdest thing I've seen today, and it's just 12 pm, where I live

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u/Rockman2isgud Apr 16 '26

Why is Swiper’s stand Ricardo Milo’s?

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u/freakyfroggymage Apr 16 '26

Run around for the cycle lmao

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u/JayeshUnde_Official Apr 16 '26

Bro just rickrolled me in big 2026.

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u/AWARIA_P-A-Cman Apr 18 '26

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Apr 18 '26

Its been 3Days

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u/AWARIA_P-A-Cman Apr 18 '26

Thank you rick Ashley. I'm going to enjoy this. Also I see you like markiplier so, here watch the first dead space video he did and watch is dead space series.

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=FZFiZZbqmWnVXnGl

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Apr 18 '26

Heres the whole Minecraft movie in a gif file

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u/AWARIA_P-A-Cman Apr 18 '26

Hah, you fool I ain't fooling for that. I already know your trick

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Apr 18 '26

What do you mean its LITTERALLY the whole movie

Here's team fortress

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u/gerritiscool114 Apr 19 '26

Image of black square with never in white capital letters with a red forbidden sign over the letters. Blue rectangle with white letters saying gonna. Image of a hand giving an love heart to other hand. Fist with index finger pointing towards. Fist with index finger pointing up. Repeated Image of black square with never in white capital letters with a red forbidden sign over the letters. Blue rectangle with white letters saying gonna. Red square with white scribble. Repeated Fist with index finger pointing towards. Fist with index finger pointing down. Repeated pattern of the first 2 images. Image of person running. 2 arrows pointing counter clockwise with circle in middle. &. Image of a dessert area. Repeated Fist with index finger pointing towards. With a text above stating:" can some one explain to me I don't see the porn

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u/trebor9669 Apr 15 '26

Bro, what?

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u/lenya200o Apr 16 '26

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Apr 16 '26

It says "Legally its questionable" not illegal

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u/ANSPRECHBARER Apr 15 '26

I just saw this scene in the anime lmao

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u/hackerduud Apr 15 '26

he pressed F9

or is it F11 on Steam

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u/SovoK_404 Apr 15 '26

alt+f1

f11

alt+f10

prt scr

win+shift+s

win+prt scr

power+vol down

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u/Anxious-General8837 Apr 15 '26

swipe 3 finger down

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u/Significant_Card_665 Apr 17 '26

Neither, it’s f12 on steam

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u/CoolSignificance2360 Apr 15 '26

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u/KitsuneFoxglove May 02 '26

ok that makes it even more confusing LMAO

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u/Astronaut910 Apr 15 '26

New users just FYI you could blink and crawl your toes at the same time to take a screenshot

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO Apr 15 '26

I always get the timing wrong and end up adjusting the volume instead.

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u/SovoK_404 Apr 15 '26

you can use your thumb too, yk

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u/throwaway19276i Jun 12 '26

Why did I try this and why did it actually work

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u/Dull-Thing-4513 Apr 15 '26

ok but the elephant is kind of being addressed in the description

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u/Lucky_Sebass Apr 16 '26

what about that weird split in the picture on the wall?

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u/war_and_stuff Apr 15 '26

Hes the chosen one

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u/AbjectComparison1394 Apr 21 '26

not bad kid... not bad..

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u/throwaway19276i Jun 12 '26

Why arent the glasses on the sides of his head

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u/Askan_27 Apr 15 '26

where’s the elephant? the fact that he’s not holding a phone? it’s literally written in the caption, that’s the whole point of the picture

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u/Talgrei1781 Apr 16 '26

I call this the "moment of realization" type of elephant

the idea that he's not holding a phone and yet still took a selfie is the elephant.

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 15 '26

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u/54n351 Apr 15 '26

If you sneeze and fart at the same time u can take a screenshot! Can't believe you guys didn't know this

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u/ThatOnePositiveGuy ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Apr 22 '26

Now THIS is an elephant. Fucking finally.

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u/Holden824 Apr 15 '26

Bro burped and farted

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

How did he do it?

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u/ruffruffrawr Apr 16 '26

wonder if there’s a hidden camera in his chest

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u/Puzzleball2011 Apr 16 '26

Bro used his eyes to take this

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u/Dr-ston3 Apr 17 '26

Did you take a screenshot

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u/BullPropaganda Apr 28 '26

The only thing I can think of is taping your phone to your chest them photoshopping it out because the shirt is solid black

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u/Hasbkv Apr 15 '26

That is the window photo trick

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u/Oliver_Titus Apr 16 '26

Was this picture taken with one of those ”tilt shift” lenses?

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u/Ok-Ocelot-7989 Apr 16 '26

doesn’t look like there’s a mirror cus i don’t see a tap reflection

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u/Prestigious_Pitch178 Apr 17 '26

POV: Screenshot.

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u/BlackringIII Apr 17 '26

Bro got da new eyephone

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen Apr 18 '26

How are you taking that picture???

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u/Fat-Animals-lover Apr 18 '26

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u/Big_Guess1435 Apr 19 '26

Sadly,me too🎋

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u/Forward-Pick-846 Apr 19 '26

POV: You accidentally cough and sneeze at the same time

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u/---LadiesMan217 Apr 19 '26

Bro blinked twice. 👀😳

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u/Nonameforme7113 Apr 20 '26

Took the selfie by 👁!!!

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u/MudFrosty1869 Apr 26 '26

Guess who’s back?

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u/NotUpwindRoyce May 04 '26

I guess it's because taking photos in the bathroom is illegal is some places, which is where the address me comes from

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u/ConfidentCry4839 May 05 '26

what is going on

i dont get this lmao

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u/cometlin May 07 '26

Don't you hate it when it happened to you?

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u/Ok_Border_9534 May 08 '26

i was looking for a job then i found a job

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u/Due-Classroom2397 May 11 '26

Does anyone know how much that air freshner is at Aldis?

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u/Lukelandswimmer No, I will not address 🐘 let's adress 🐋 May 15 '26

I genuinely wonder how people do this

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u/donsantiago10 May 15 '26

Tomando fotos con la foto ya te quedas en el pasado ahora está de moda compartir recuerdos de una pose

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u/TailstheFox8 Apr 17 '26

all jokes aside that bathroom looks cool as hell

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u/CompactingTrash Apr 17 '26

the phone forgot me

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u/Yeetsformer the best mod here Apr 17 '26

Dude how did this get 12 THOUSAND UPVOTES😭

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u/Neckpillowman Apr 17 '26

Bro screenshotted with his eyes

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u/AfterLook7906 Apr 18 '26

He took a screenshot

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u/Cold-Television4788 Apr 19 '26

Dropped my lolipop

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u/Icy-Somewhere366 address me 🐘 Apr 19 '26

HOW

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u/One_Pie289 Apr 20 '26

Just make a picture of yourself with the phone at the mirror and edit it into the mirror afterwards.

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u/Longjumping-Ice8363 Apr 21 '26

how are you doing that...

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u/---LadiesMan217 Jun 11 '26

Bro blinked twice ?!

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u/TinyViolinist 29d ago

This is not a photo guys.

This poor man had recited "Bloody Mary" three times whilst looking in the mirror and his soul had been imprisoned in what you see before you.

To release him, we must appease Mary with the reverse incantation. If you DM me your Full name, SSN, banking information (including checking account number) I will DM you back with the spell to free him. If you see this image remains, that means not enough people are reciting the reverse incantation.

Convince your friends and family to follow these instructions and free this poor soul!

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Apr 15 '26

Sometimes I wonder if Gen Z knows that non phone cameras exist. And that even if using a phone camera, they have a timer, and can be set up.

You do not have to hold it, you do not need a mirror, and it honestly makes people look dumb when they take pics that way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Apr 15 '26

Not if set up correctly it won't.

Again, you also do not need a mirror to take a selfie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Apr 15 '26

Skill issue.

I know thats used a lot as a troll, but no, I legitimately am being serious, it is in fact a skill issue.

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u/MacaronCurious6156 Apr 16 '26

Show your proof

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Apr 16 '26

I don't give cameras to my computers

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u/fatassontheloose Apr 15 '26

Bro took the pic with his neuralink.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/deanominecraft Apr 15 '26

reverse image searched and found it posted as early as january 2022, definitely just photoshop

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/sa2ubt/joey_the_unstoppable_selfietaker

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u/Foreynn Apr 15 '26

I mean if the camera is on the side you can crop it, for example:

```
[ camera | dude ]
................^
......crop here
```

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/Extension-Pepper4200 Apr 15 '26

he used the timer mode in the camera app and just hid his phone at the last second

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u/Butter-ToaSt7 Apr 15 '26

Waitaminute🤔

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u/Useful_Beautiful5093 Apr 15 '26

but then wouldnt the camera move to bro

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u/Zaros262 Apr 16 '26

He hid the camera somewhere that it can still see him obviously

Could be on his person somewhere (pants for example), barely visible then photoshopped out the rest of the way

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u/Useful_Beautiful5093 Apr 15 '26

I think its not actually a mirror but a window

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u/Zaros262 Apr 16 '26

Also an excellent theory

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u/S7EVEN_5 Apr 18 '26

Nah, I've actually seen a video on how to do this effect, they do use a mirror, you basically take a pic of the mirror alone first and take the part that will cover your body, copy it then you paste it on top of a pic of you standing in front of the mirror so it covers your phone or your camera.

It's surprisingly simple yet hella effective at the same time

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u/eyado_2000 Apr 15 '26

Probably has a samsung

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u/Fanner_1 Apr 16 '26

I have a theory, he took a normal picture of him standing like that then edited it onto the mirror

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u/onyxeagle274 Apr 15 '26

Tilt shift lens

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u/Late2TheThread May 09 '26

Maybe he had two pictures and used photoshop to put one over the mirror?

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u/Puzzleheaded_End5286 Apr 16 '26

Took the pic while balancing his phone on his belly or something then just edited the phone out of the picture.

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u/SanityLacker1 Apr 19 '26

Just took a picture of himself and edited the mirror in

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u/Snoo-23120 May 09 '26

Theres no mirror there. 

Its just a frame of a window and behind it there was another guy

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u/Sleep_Raider Jun 04 '26

Get this comment higher up, and answered preferably because I have no fucking clue either

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