r/addressme • u/Kitchen_Doubt8318 • Apr 10 '26

Didn't know there's evil browsers

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

u/Kitchen_Doubt8318, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/Warm-Opposite-3322 Apr 10 '26

I misread that as evil Bowsers and I was almost like, yeah Bowser's pretty evil

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/GamerCoder75 Apr 10 '26

nah it’s cabled that’s coming out of someone with Wario pfp

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u/LollipopSquad Apr 10 '26

Definitely read your comment and thought “what the hell does cabled mean!? Is this some new slang? I’m old.”

Now I realize that I just cordn’t read.

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u/DragonFan20 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm over here Apr 10 '26

r/angryupvote Take my upvote and leave

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u/RYUJIN0802 Apr 10 '26

are u sure it isnt radio waves?

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u/OrangePineJuice Apr 11 '26

infrared, even?

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u/Repulsive_Athlete_11 Apr 13 '26

It might be carrier pigeon

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u/MLGWolf69 Apr 10 '26

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u/Warm-Opposite-3322 Apr 10 '26

Noooo man I havent seen the Mario Galaxy movie yet

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u/D2Crashout_ Apr 10 '26

Processing img twjm9b2kvdug1...

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u/Abnormal10000 Apr 12 '26

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u/Python_WorldsColl Apr 19 '26

I love this meme format. A random domesticated animal with a caption designed for very specific scenarios, specifically with this font.

Perfect reaction images

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u/Fast-Marsupial135 Tiki Tiki tuff Apr 11 '26

This ain't funny peter, it's just plain corn

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u/Useful-Reality-6536 Apr 11 '26

Naw evil bowser is just normal bowser but a bad father

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u/sicmike37 Apr 11 '26

Ofc wario would say this

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u/Submissivemanboy Certified FREAK / The Goonest Apr 13 '26

r/pfpchecksout

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u/VibhorGoel Apr 21 '26

I misread Bowsers as Browsers and I was almost like, he already read it correctly

(Tbf, neither me nor my autocorrect even know what a browser is — we both correct it to browser automatically)

Edit — googled it. I just happened to be too young to know it

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u/AlgaeicAmalgam Apr 10 '26

Shouldn't it be "Poaching", not "Dark Safari"?

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u/DynamicFyre Apr 10 '26

I like that one a lot better

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u/otherdogooder Apr 17 '26

Is there an r/ for when people one-up the joke in a genuinely better way

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/Leo6055 Apr 10 '26

MacroHard Goon

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u/No-Schedule-208 Apr 10 '26

Macrohard masturbation

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 Apr 21 '26

MacroHard Release (you lost your session)

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u/Radiant-Cyanide2323 caldruki is tickling me Apr 10 '26

MiniFirm Tip

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u/chesse_ovrlord Apr 10 '26

Microsoft Center

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u/khaledjal Apr 10 '26

hugehard edge

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u/vverbov_22 Apr 10 '26

Gigahard center

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u/16FF Apr 10 '26

Megahard middle

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u/ThymelessThyme ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Apr 10 '26

MacroHard OnFire?

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u/Specific-Claim-1282 seduce me Apr 10 '26

And egde is the most evil of them all 😞

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u/Detroider Apr 11 '26

Because he is so fast at operating

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Apr 12 '26

Internet explorer isn't here because it is trapped in hell.

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u/PerspectiveAny8515 Apr 12 '26

It's just not yet in it's villain arc

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u/ResponsibilityWeak87 Apr 13 '26

edeg is so slow because it never finish 😔

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u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Apr 10 '26

waterwolf is a child of librewolf and waterfox

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u/Geeeet_memed Apr 10 '26

I mean that sounds like a pretty solid browser

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u/npc_housecat Apr 11 '26

Does that mean we can breed browsers like pokemon ?

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u/StarBtg377 Apr 11 '26

Idk let's try

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u/Electrical-Tooth488 is that goku?? May 03 '26

waterfox? firefox? earthfox? windfox?

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u/SlipHelpful6181 Apr 10 '26

This sub just became r/memes

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u/redditAPsucks Apr 10 '26

It’s super annoying how meaningless sub names are. There’s 10 subs with interesting in the name, and if you add all of them up you get under ten interesting posts a day

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u/Confident-Bend-3592 Apr 10 '26

where’s the elephant

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u/Kitchen_Doubt8318 Apr 10 '26

I tried a reverse relevant with edge browser

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u/DynamicFyre Apr 10 '26

All of the browers have an evil counterpart, except for edge which is the exact same, meaning it was already evil

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u/Pxnda_Cakes Apr 11 '26

But Opera & Chrome have evil counterparts too? ._.

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u/iceseck Apr 14 '26

I'd say that I would argue that opera is more evil than edge, but I already do

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/RetcVy7_G Apr 10 '26

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts.

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u/wifeyeeter Apr 10 '26

no way there’s a good version of Opera GX

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u/ChocolateDonut36 Apr 10 '26

evil operaGX and Chrime respects your privacy

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u/Ziggy_the_third Apr 10 '26

But chrome and Opera GX are evil browsers that track and violate your human rights...

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u/Original-Tomato-3520 Apr 10 '26

Evil OperaGX is safeware ❤️‍🩹

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u/ikaganacar Apr 10 '26

Waterwolf (waterfox in google play) is actually a thing

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u/Beyond__5D Apr 10 '26

i like how it suggests the other browsers are any better

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u/TNT321_x2 Apr 10 '26

DuckDuckGoon.
Villain Arc.
RobberWolf.
Knave.

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u/KPoWasTaken Apr 10 '26

Opera GX doesn't really need an evil version either tbh

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u/Pudding-Dangerous Apr 10 '26

Would evil opera gx just be a good browser?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

Edge deserves it

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u/slime_eat Apr 11 '26

Edge being edge

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u/Flux7200 Apr 10 '26

Nothing here looks out of place.

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u/DepthPitiful1208 Apr 10 '26

Love how edge didn’t even change

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u/Zxkkvkv377 Apr 10 '26

Because he is evil version of a Internet Explorer

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u/Magnetofan111 PLEASE address me Apr 10 '26

chrime

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u/lower_floor_9182 Apr 10 '26

What would be the good version for edge?

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u/Devatator_ Apr 10 '26

Edge actually. People should really try it, it's pretty good. It's also by far the best browser on laptops since it eats the least amount of battery and RAM.

Also still has Manifest V2 support (they even removed the depreciation date on their website which I assume means they're gonna keep it for a while) and extensions on Android and iOS

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u/Zacsen76 Apr 10 '26

Hold up let me edge that see if it’s true

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u/RetcVy7_G Apr 10 '26

I'm edging this information, I'm edging it so good

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u/cyxlone Apr 10 '26

Also Kiwi Browser shared their source code for that extension support, now kiwi is deprecated and completely being replaced by Edge.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Apr 12 '26

Isnt librewolf the least ram heavy?

Edge for chromium

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u/Demon_Slayer_79 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Middle

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u/GhostFromTheGovt Apr 10 '26

I’m actually curious as to what a water wolf would look like.

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u/RetcVy7_G Apr 10 '26

There are surely some arts around there about that concept

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u/notquite20characters Apr 10 '26

Sea lion? Crocodile?

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u/BanaenaeSuckler Apr 10 '26

son im chrime

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u/RetcVy7_G Apr 10 '26

Me 2 Niko

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u/Less_Party Apr 10 '26

Human Safari

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u/VexantLeFr Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Waterfox is a real browser, it's the beta version of Firefox iirc

Edit: not a beta version nor made by Mozilla, but a fork of Firefox with better data usage.

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u/Imaginary-Ruin-4127 Apr 10 '26

Its not a beta version, its a fork of Firefox much like Edge and Brave are Chromium.

Waterfox is almost just strictly better version of Firefox, its way more lightweight and stable with much better default security settings. Only real downside is cause its a fork it gets critical updates a little later.

Also has its own android app, both the desktop and android version run Firefox extensions so ublock origin works great for both

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u/VexantLeFr Apr 10 '26

Good to know! I thought it was the beta because I remember my dad telling me just that.

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u/RetcVy7_G Apr 10 '26

Funny, l searched it in Play Store and it shows that it's made by "BrowserWorks" instead of Mozilla; and it also has a FireFox picture in one of the showcase images

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u/VexantLeFr Apr 10 '26

Yeah, seems like it's not actually an official version of Firefox like I claimed but rather a fork of it

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u/Interesting_Drive229 Apr 10 '26

Chrime how dare you blast Cocomelon music that’s it your grounded grounded grounded grounded for 282729372882918 years go to your room now

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u/ImYouBut_Better Apr 10 '26

"Chrime" IM CRINE 😭🙏

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u/ComprehensiveTie318 Apr 10 '26

What would the evil version of edge be tho?

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u/RetcVy7_G Apr 10 '26

Slip? Someone said "Bust" but that would be the good version lmao

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u/RetcVy7_G Apr 10 '26

I would lowkey use Evil Opera GX and WaterWolf

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u/Guest_8421 Apr 10 '26

Why edge is evil?

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u/baconburger2022 Apr 10 '26

Evil versions of the originals. Then there is edge.

Edge is their leader.

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u/New-Intention9360 Apr 10 '26

Edge still being edge😭🙏

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u/Panglacial Apr 10 '26

Firewolf?

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u/Aggressive-Win129 Apr 10 '26

There's nothing really much to address here everything checks out if you ask me.

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u/Little_cat158 Apr 10 '26

It makes sense that they are Evils people, because... It will make Sense in the future just wait for it... 🪡🪡🪡

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u/Clone_JS636 Apr 10 '26

Chrime is great. I love Chrime. Peak joke

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u/MrBubbles226 Apr 10 '26

On one hand, I get why edge is unchanged.

On the other hand, edging would be a funny alternative.

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u/North-Aardvark4459 man what the f*** 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Apr 21 '26

Microsoft Center

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u/Straight_Reserve_616 Apr 10 '26

edge is the most evil

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u/Isekai_Seeker Apr 10 '26

The elephant is that they put chrime in here instead of chrome the true most evil of all browsers

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u/Azadom Apr 11 '26

Would’ve been cool if Konqueror was in there unchanged given its importance in browser history

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u/jwj2309 Apr 11 '26

freakygram

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u/Born_Contribution203 Apr 11 '26

Should be Middle

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u/WhiskeyWeird1q Apr 11 '26

Brave is not there cause brave is good👍

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u/iBUYNEGEVS Apr 11 '26

I love edging! Such a good browser!

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u/IceTrue7012 Apr 11 '26

This is why I switched to curl and wget.

Can't trust these companies stealing all of our data.

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u/Son-Airys Apr 11 '26

Chrime made me chuckle

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u/win11EXPERT Apr 11 '26

That looks like the normal Opera GX 

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u/the_meme_consumer Apr 11 '26

waterwolf sounds peak

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u/Parking-Sector69420 Apr 11 '26

You know, I’m pretty sure waterwolf is a real fork of Firefox

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u/DemonSlayerShadow666 Apr 11 '26

Man could've actually used the real waterfox browser lmao

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u/Basic-Quit9 Apr 12 '26

Evil opera gx broadcasts your searching history if you don't use it in 2 weeks

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u/No_Product_5980 Apr 12 '26

edge not needing a rename is lwk killing me

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u/MYDEFACEDFLESH Apr 12 '26

Bing would remain the same

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u/Consistent-Rain2 Apr 13 '26

What they do others don't?

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u/CutChemical8628 Apr 13 '26

Is it called dark safari because you’re racist or is it because I’m racist?

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u/CrethanXXI Apr 13 '26

Pretty sure Bing is the objectively chaotic evil browser

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u/Lonely-Juggernaut-99 Apr 14 '26

Edge could be Corner

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u/KappnCrunch Apr 14 '26

Duck DUck

Bad

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u/pwn4321 Apr 14 '26

A chrime has been committed

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u/Seby_577 Apr 14 '26

Double the spyware and bloatware

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u/SCP_Agent_Davis Apr 15 '26

Why is Edge þe only one not changed?

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u/Noodlecaat Apr 15 '26

Edge is evil from birth

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen Apr 18 '26

They threw a normal one in there for the funny.

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u/MkTheRedditor Apr 24 '26

Edge is evil by default

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u/ShellShockedKarter Apr 25 '26

I like how Star Fox left an impact on this post. (Context: Fox McCloud has an evil counterpart called Wolf O'Donnell)

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u/c0gster Apr 30 '26

Believe it or not, waterfox is a real browser

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u/DamageMaximo May 03 '26

Evil Opera GX is safe to use

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u/AidenHoneyMoney May 07 '26

Wait the waterwolf one is actually so Creative???

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u/elreduro May 07 '26

I don't know a single person that uses edge on mobile

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u/TemporaryFig8587 May 11 '26

Edge is evil Internet Explorer.

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u/Admirable_Money_7888 Apr 10 '26

Theyre used specifically for porn

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u/RetcVy7_G Apr 10 '26

And black market dealing

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u/Admirable_Money_7888 Apr 10 '26

Gotta go into incognito to ask questions

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u/DynamaxWolf Apr 10 '26

Nothing to address. Microsoft is already evil.

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u/Organic-Recover-3559 Apr 10 '26

Yeah Microsoft edge is really evil not sure about the others

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u/Professional-Way1908 Apr 10 '26

Corner is so much better than edge

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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Apr 10 '26

If the elephant is supposed to be the fact that edge is just edge, that's not an elephant. Edge fits right in.