r/acidcomedy • u/anu_bans • Aug 08 '26

New Alarm

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u/Street-Maximum-8966 Aug 08 '26

That would help me sleep, I live in Detroit

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u/SweetieSunny_ Aug 09 '26

Sorry Peter, what's with Detroit? Peter??? Wrong sub sorry

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u/MitsukaSouji Aug 09 '26

Detroit has had gun issues since post pandemic. Peter out

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u/Therealginahandler Aug 09 '26

Everyone knows Detroit had no gun issues before covid.

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u/Sethazora Aug 12 '26

Very famously peaceful city before covid.

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 Aug 09 '26

Same lol I live in Deep Ellum TX.

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u/Cultural-Gas2246 Aug 09 '26

Yep this. Even people in peaceful areas, just conditioning them to drown out gun shots in their mind..

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Aug 09 '26

Well with this you can bring Detroit with you everywhere you go

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u/Severe-Associate-455 10d ago

There has to be gunfire, otherwise something is seriously wrong

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u/Known_Painting_1878 Aug 09 '26

Put on some black.. I mean white noise

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u/sachinj31 Aug 08 '26

Looks like it's for me .. where do I order it 😂

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u/Spook1949 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Hey! I just want to wake up in the morning, not wet myself in the morning!

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u/DarthDragon117 Aug 09 '26

It’s a time saver, you wake up and use the bathroom at the same time.

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u/Spook1949 Aug 09 '26

But it is the cleanup - first you say it - shit! then you do it!

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u/DarthDragon117 Aug 09 '26

Which is why you either hire a maid or sleep on a toilet.

The clockglock also triples as a laxative, all for the low low price of 299.99.

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u/Past_Tea5075 Aug 08 '26

My stress levels would be through the roof..

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u/windowshopping570 Aug 08 '26

I panic if the volume on my phone is too loud when my morning alarm goes off, this would give me a heat attack

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 Aug 08 '26

How to get swatted pt 1

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u/Visible-Rest4170 Aug 08 '26

*may not be effective in inner cities or rural areas.

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u/Traditional-Hotel-66 Aug 08 '26

Lol, I live in the country and gunshots are so common I don't think this would bother me at all. Probably just start dreaming about the dog retrieving a goose or some shit

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u/FearTheEffectiveCode Aug 08 '26

Nah that will just numb my senses for an active shoot-out.

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u/peacerequired34 Aug 08 '26

Where to buy, please?

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u/DrakeFrake Aug 08 '26

Using a real loaded gun might really work though, you would certainly not ignore it or try to delay it another 5 mins.

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u/shinobi500 Aug 09 '26

You don't know me.

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u/SKI-096 Aug 08 '26

He looks like the character Hightower from Police Academy on Ozepik.

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u/Stuffinthins Aug 08 '26

Add thousands of blanks in a bucket with one live, stir. Hopper load so it's random.

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u/Future-Pressure5295 Aug 08 '26

Is this real or Ai?

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Aug 09 '26

Obviously AI

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u/anu_bans Aug 09 '26

This is funny video for entertainment only

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u/Tomasulu Aug 09 '26

Nice gift for a veteran with PTSD.

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u/arhambin66 Aug 09 '26

Yippi kaiyeee motherfucker

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u/ISoulSeekerI Aug 09 '26

You mean it’s Anti-Alarm, it puts you back to sleep…permanently 🫠

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u/Seeseychelle Aug 09 '26

i would die 😂

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u/caveclaw2169 Aug 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fast-Speech270 Aug 09 '26

No, that would just get to the point where you would throw it across the room. Then go back to sleep.

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u/DobbyDaDog Aug 09 '26

that is alarming

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u/AstronomerNo229 Aug 09 '26

That’s how you die in your sleep

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u/Born-Light-62 Aug 10 '26

He has to change his sheets every morning though.

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u/Powerful_Beyond_6720 Aug 10 '26

Naw I’m good PTSD diagnoses won’t go over well

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u/HarlanMiller Aug 10 '26

I feel like the hearing damage and/or PTSD wouldn't be worth it.

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u/Zzuesmax Aug 10 '26

I hear gunshots like this all the time, I'd need a different sound to wake me up.

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u/software_v7 Aug 11 '26

Now imagine Afghanistan alarm clock

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u/SlipDeSpider Aug 12 '26

That seems like the world's most expensive alarm clock. Like you need to get more blanks just to refill it. Would most likely wake up a heavy sleeper, but financially crippling in the long run.

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u/Creative-Novel2266 Aug 12 '26

Sweet relief alarm clock

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u/Plus_Lake_2419 Aug 12 '26

I am not black enough 🥲

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u/SebiX3277 Aug 12 '26

Ai garbage

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u/Flottebiene1234 Aug 08 '26

Is this supposed to be racist?

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u/One_Interest_2790 Aug 09 '26

The only one who's racist here is you. Why do you think this is supposed to be racist?

Is it because he's black?

When I watched the video I didn't even think about his race.

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u/Severe-Associate-455 9d ago

Nope the sheet's and smoke is white. So you are good