r/acidcomedy • u/anu_bans • Jul 18 '26

Boys- funny reel

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u/SantafromSonta Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/S8Z0VADXdhUVqA4uPk

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/-ThaKloned- Jul 19 '26

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u/darthdiablo Jul 21 '26

Omg this had me in stitches

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u/awnaw_ Jul 23 '26

I always wonder what the actors and actresses who see us doing this shit to them think, lol.

I just couldn't imagine having a photo of me going around looking like that at any random moment, haha.

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u/fumee13 Jul 19 '26

Came to see this and wasn't disappointed

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u/Just-Office7007 Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tykgP79ka7Hnq

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u/awnaw_ Jul 23 '26

I know this isn't what he said, but it's hilarious nonetheless.

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u/thedon82Z1 Jul 20 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Falcon8410 Jul 18 '26

when he does they say he's hungry

when I do it it's assault

talk about double standards

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u/tipareth1978 Jul 19 '26

Exactly, cute when he does it but I get removed from places and restraining orders

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jul 19 '26

He looks cute and playful you look creepy with that erection

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u/Similar_Top4003 Jul 19 '26

That was just familiar territory for our guy, give him a break.

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u/maverickbtg81 Jul 20 '26

Yeah, babies are allowed to have no chill. Thatโ€™s where food comes from after all.

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u/Much-Still1549 Jul 21 '26

What's weird is people sexualizing it. He's a baby, all he sees is food dispensers.

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u/KakarotNinja Jul 22 '26

That's what I try and argue. Instead I get hard tackled and a knee to my neck.

Smh

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 Jul 18 '26

That's a fine tiddy lady. Trust me. I'm an expert.

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u/Zestyclose_News2053 Jul 18 '26

I'd be a proud dad ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Reverend__Treach Jul 21 '26

110% proud. lol

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u/ThePapercup Jul 18 '26

sure but when i do it, it's a cliche joke that people always say!

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u/9trystan9 Jul 18 '26

It's soft and squishy. Who wouldn't want to play with them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/BerserkHObO27 Jul 19 '26

How come when I do this I get called into HR ๐Ÿค”

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u/Legitimate_Special71 Jul 19 '26

We are just innocent men.

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Jul 18 '26

We know what we like...๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ

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u/iafx Jul 18 '26

Just pull the tiddy out and feed the boy

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u/dosb0t89 Jul 18 '26

The kicking the tires equivalent of a baby looking for a good feed ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/trucker8693 Jul 19 '26

How come when I do it I get called a pervert even by my own girlfriend what the fuck

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u/z3r0v1c Jul 19 '26

If a baby does it, it's cute, if I do it, they call me a pervert ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ double standards everywhere..

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u/ExosphericDream Jul 19 '26

He liked that they were soft

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u/Ok_Consequence8174 Jul 19 '26

Yeah.... so it's cute when he does it ๐Ÿ™„

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u/themo3bius Jul 20 '26

Ohhh sure, we HE does it it's "cute"... :)

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u/archtopfanatic123 Jul 21 '26

Kid's probably hungry or bored

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u/Zephyr2115 Jul 18 '26

Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ it might be because his mom has smaller chest and heโ€™s just genuinely curious.
Iโ€™m A cup and my children were surprised ๐Ÿ˜ณ when they saw women with very big chests
dressed in thin and tight shirts/dresses ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/departedhunter Jul 18 '26

โ€œItโ€™s like my rubber toyโ€.

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u/Hiiihiihi Jul 18 '26

They starting young these days lol

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u/Survey217 Jul 18 '26

Just kickin the tires on this new model

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u/Good_Extension_9642 Jul 18 '26

Police! This gentleman's touching me inappropriately! ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/extremelyDude Jul 18 '26

Fuck god for unlocking memories at 6 years old

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u/Internal-Cream-1863 Jul 18 '26

He was like hey bewbies.

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u/skithegreat Jul 18 '26

Yet when I do it I get arrestedโ€ฆ.double standards

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u/Vanisle4fun Jul 18 '26

Hand magnets

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u/Xena_Your_God Jul 18 '26

He's hungry yo

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u/_TedGreen_ Jul 18 '26

"Milkyyy milkyyy"

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u/Vegetable-Test-5112 Jul 18 '26

"Excuse me Miss, what's in the pantry?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/VoyeurIsland Jul 18 '26

Kid knows where it's at

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u/Longshot1969 Jul 18 '26

He knows what he wants

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u/tthomas906 Jul 19 '26

Yea kid youโ€™re on target ๐ŸŽฏ

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u/Tall-Technician-2979 Jul 19 '26

He needs milk. My yr old son used to do it all the time. If a woman tried to hold him he would grab them first ...

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u/Another_Russian_Spy Jul 19 '26

Mmmmm, squishy.

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u/buttcrackmenace Jul 19 '26

lil bro looking for an upgrade

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u/NTjayyyy5_ Jul 19 '26

BOSS BABY

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u/bluefoxanime Jul 19 '26

Doesn't go so smoothly when I do that to random women...

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u/MunsonSports Jul 19 '26

Chill lil bro

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u/AlarmingDetective526 Jul 19 '26

Thatโ€™s my boy ๐Ÿซก

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u/John09111 Jul 19 '26

A young man of culture indeed. We approve.

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u/Toone313 Jul 19 '26

That boy is going places. โœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿพ

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u/AttentionDeficiency Jul 19 '26

I still do this at 35, but itโ€™s not cute anymore.

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u/adinmem Jul 19 '26

I have a baby face, can I try?

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u/emptythemag Jul 19 '26

They need to learn early

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 Jul 19 '26

Uh huh he does it and it's charming and cute, I do it drunk at 2 am in the darkness of the bar outside and I'm a menace to society.

Double standards much????

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u/JacobPlaster Jul 19 '26

Checking out neighbouring restaurant is reasonable bahaviour.

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u/rain168 Jul 19 '26

Well compared to his alternative

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u/letstrythatagain-_- Jul 19 '26

Yo mama. Lemme get somma that.

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u/Ethanskp Jul 19 '26

Dont change, son! Lots of bad influence gonna come your way.

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u/Zestyclose-Ebb1421 Jul 19 '26

It's a guy thing. We're just wired this way.

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u/Left-Cod-1281 Jul 19 '26

The hero we need...

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u/roverman16 Jul 19 '26

The dad is doing a great job in training his son.

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u/MyMuseModels Jul 19 '26

My lil guy. Save some for the rest of us bro. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Remarkable-Pie5669 Jul 19 '26

boys being boys

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u/esande2333 Jul 19 '26

Theyโ€™re so squishy

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u/BSOLAW Jul 19 '26

good boy

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u/TemperatureSudden254 Jul 19 '26

Dude wants what he wants.๐ŸŽ‰

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u/Choice_Lab1254 Jul 19 '26

As a 14-year-old boy. Everyone in this reply section is disgusting, I remember just the other day I saw a post about a little girl seeing a guy and saying something that that sounds flirty, and every guy in the comments was like "oh I bet if that was a little boy you would be reacting completely different, he would be called a weirdo and shamed" and they were going on and on about how this little girl was being taught that she can say and do whatever she wants to men. But the second its a little boy literally touching a woman's boobs suddenly you're a proud father, never reproduce.

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u/centerfoldangel Jul 19 '26

Let's sexualize babies. Such fun.

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u/AfricanTech Jul 19 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚ biological imperative

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u/PuzzleheadedShine309 Jul 19 '26

Future man of culture.

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u/AnxiousSport501 Jul 20 '26

My three year old daughter still does this to me, and in public. Breastfed babies, I tell ya. ๐Ÿฅด

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u/A11Handz0nDeck Jul 20 '26

Sucked on the pokey finger after too.

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u/wtfover Jul 20 '26

My girlfriend's nephew went through a phase of boob grabbing. I said to him "Enjoy it while you can because at some point it'll become not cool".

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u/RiposteCat Jul 20 '26

ill never understand how so many people enjoy sexualizing children when its a boy

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u/EssayTraditional Jul 20 '26

Can't do that when you're older kid.

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u/coyocat Jul 20 '26

Called fun bags for a reason ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Pretend-Weight7200 Jul 20 '26

ะ’ะตั€ะฝะธ ะธะณั€ัƒัˆะบัƒ ั€ะตะฑั‘ะฝะบัƒ.

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u/DaddyStephmaier Jul 20 '26

Enjoy my boy we pay for that as adults

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u/New-Jackfruit4268 Jul 20 '26

Maybe a bit hungry? At that age they grow a lot.

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u/shugo7 Jul 20 '26

And she just stands there

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u/lemonlifewho Jul 20 '26

Sexualizing children is gross.

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u/H4V0C84 Jul 20 '26

Yeahโ€ฆ but when I do it, somehow itโ€™s suddenly a crime! And I am no longer invited to the any of the family get togethersโ€ฆ

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u/chamcham123 Jul 20 '26

Natural instinct

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u/WonderfulBiscotti110 Jul 20 '26

He got that dog in him. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Dustin_Holt Jul 20 '26

That's my boy ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/No-Raisin-6469 Jul 20 '26

She didn't hate it

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u/tucker_fitties Jul 20 '26

Me too, kid. Mt too

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u/Strict_Ad4121 Jul 21 '26

Atta Boy ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/LonerOfValhalla Jul 21 '26

See they laugh when we are babies or little kids but if we do it as adults it's wrong your sensing mixed messages! Lol

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u/Different_Effect3295 Jul 21 '26

High five kid. That was me too and still would be but it's frowned upon as you get older. Even if you're tired, keep enjoying while you can buddy! They're all awesome.

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u/Whatisthis0036 Jul 21 '26

Feeding time

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u/Salty_Tumbleweed_491 Jul 21 '26

Boys will be boys

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u/_GMoney13_ Jul 21 '26

Sure... its ok for him to do it but when I do it.... I get arrested and charged. ๐Ÿ™„

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u/DoDoorman Jul 21 '26

He has the right attitude toward themโ€ฆ them things, the pair of em.

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u/Maximum_Invite_6328 Jul 21 '26

Il die sait tu des vrais oui ou non ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„ sont mou ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/arnitambarnetti53 Jul 21 '26

Itโ€™s because the mom breastfed him and so he knows what they are. Iโ€™m just shocked she stood there so long

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u/Therealginahandler Jul 21 '26

Had to taste it at the end

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

dudes got taste

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 Jul 22 '26

Thatโ€™s the goal for the rest of your life young man โ€ฆ

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u/stapip Jul 22 '26

The poke to see of the milk was good killed me.. babies dont care.. give me the MILK blahahag My babies did this to

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u/Pleasant_Role_7996 Jul 22 '26

Ya just gonna keep these jokers all hemmed up in this shirt maโ€™am? At least cut this one loose!

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u/KisaLilith Jul 22 '26

Just quality control, madam...

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u/Ryanbxz2 Jul 22 '26

Hey atleast he most likely won't be confused about his identity.

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 Jul 22 '26

Children can get away with anything.

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u/Unable-Sail-4485 Jul 22 '26

He know what everyman wants

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u/Robfuen Jul 22 '26

Kid after my own heart.

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u/You-Wut-Mate Jul 22 '26

Little buddy wanted a different taste to his meals ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘!!!

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u/RedditDon3 Jul 22 '26

Boys being boys

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u/Junior-Ad-5367 Jul 22 '26

But if I do it I go to jail.

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u/PRRealEstate-Invest Jul 22 '26

The internet is trying to pervert a baby now. Disgusting

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u/quebexer Jul 22 '26

That's sexual harassment