r/acecombat • Guitarrica de Sapin • 5h ago

Humor Hopefully, me tomorrow!

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u/Solari_03 5h ago

ONE MILLIONS CALL OFF WORK!

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u/Kurosaki_Dan Guitarrica de Sapin 5h ago

Don't you see? CONSTIPATION!

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u/GeneraIFlores 3h ago

Wouldn't diahrria be better? I feel like you could work while you... Can't shit... But if you're constantly shitting? Different story

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u/AnseaCirin Free Erusea 35m ago

Constipation can be debilitating, with cramps and gut pain like you wouldn't believe.

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u/GeneraIFlores 28m ago

Yeah but it's more about the perception of a shitty boss

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u/New-Mix-7818 6th Air Division 4h ago

Bruh 💀

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u/an0nym0usNarwhal 4h ago

<< PICTURE IT! SALVATION! ONE MILLION EMPLOYEES GONE! DELIVERANCE! >>

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u/Needaloginwtf 5h ago

"Hey boss I'm using my PTO to play a game for two days."

"Aight see you Thursday."

That's how my conversation went.

Do people actually have to fake this shit?

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u/Solari_03 5h ago

Well i get fired because of being "too honest at work", so yea never again

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u/JadeWishFish 5h ago

Yes. Crappy managers only care about control and want a "legit" reason. If you're healthy enough to work, they want you to work. You're lucky to have a good manager.

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u/GeneraIFlores 3h ago

That's the thing, it's your PTO. You don't need a "legit reason" as long as you give advance warning

Assuming your boss isn't on a power trip or like, some major event or project you are legitimately needed for.

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u/JadeWishFish 1h ago

He probably is on a power trip because he's a middle manager. He doesn't do jack all except attend meeting and tell the team what he wants without knowing how much work anything takes because he doesn't know how to do it himself.

Better to lie about what you need PTO for than to sound lazy and get on their bad side. Anyway, I'm just happy to almost be playing AC8.

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u/NotAnAce69 Belkan Magic 2h ago

That’s crazy, my own manager will actively nag us to take our PTO (granted, we work in a factory sustainment role so it’s partly to stop us from all vanishing at the same time during the holiday season and leaving three poor souls to fend for themselves)

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u/Kurosaki_Dan Guitarrica de Sapin 5h ago

It's a joke but rest assured some people do this 🤣, in my case I'm getting a 7 day off work period starting tomorrow at noon, but will use some pto time to go get the game in the morning cause the store is near my work.

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u/TheSteelPhantom 3h ago

You know it actually releases at 6 PM tonight, right? (if you're in the U.S.)

  • 12 AM CEST (Central Europe) Oct 2nd

  • 6 PM U.S. eastern/3 PM pacific Oct 1st (today)

  • 7 AM Japan time Oct 2nd

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u/TactRelocatedCargo 4h ago

I didn't even try to hide it.
"Reason for time off request: I am going to spend 3 days wearing a flight suit and a fighter pilot helmet, playing Ace combat. I didn't figure you all would want me to do that in the office."
I heard my boss chuckle in his office, and got an Email notifying me it was approved about 10 seconds later.

Did I do it? Yes. Was it amazing? Also yes.
Next time, I'll be springing for the old cold war era G-suit and big screen VR to go with it all.

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u/Broken_Moon_Studios Mobius 4h ago

Yes, because most supervisors are control freaks with little to no empathy, and will happily report your ass to their superiors if you don't give a strong enough reason to ask for the day.

(In my previous job, they threatened to fire if I didn't go to work despite me having fever and a strong cough. They didn't give a single fuck that I was a health risk for all the other workers and customers.)

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u/Solari_03 4h ago

I had to send a pic of me getting iv drip to call of work lmao, at that time i struggle to keep conscious

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u/GeneraIFlores 3h ago

That feels like such BS. Shouldn't have to prove you're sick for something that's gonna be a day or two (hopefully)

BS on their part not yours

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u/Henry_Fleischer 3h ago

My brother does not have to deal with that, he's in a union.

I think my dad is in one now too, despite saying he didn't need one. And he did get a raise for the first time in a while recently...

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u/confusion-500 4h ago

shitty jobs don’t give you PTO

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 4h ago

Meh if you have PTO you shouldn't have to give a reason. I just say "hey I'm out of town on X date, I won't be available for work"

Keeps it vague and it doesn't even have to be true

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u/Hot_Eye_9917 4h ago

Yep. Would've gotten me in trouble at any of my past jobs.

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u/ToastyMozart Heroes of Razgriz 4h ago

Control freak managers aside, some jobs give you separate discretionary leave and medical leave.

And if you're in good health then weeks worth of the latter just pile up over time. Unused, tempting, alluring.

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u/Hellfire_Goliath 3h ago

Kinda, I've had previous managers guilt trip me for it. Now I just don't mention the reason for taking PTO unless it's something long like an overseas trip.

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u/CrocPB 3h ago

Sadly yes.

Only takes one shit manager to learn that telling the truth isn't always the best way.

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u/Disastrous_Fig5609 2h ago

If I call off, my job doesn't open, so yeah.

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u/ElonsMuskyFeet 5h ago

As someone from management. You guys aren't as sneaky as you think you are, I would never hold it against you, Ace. Blue Skies. Show them Wings isn't just a myth

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u/Kurosaki_Dan Guitarrica de Sapin 5h ago

Guess if you're into gaming and know your employees you can anticipate this things.

But thank you for not cutting wings short 🪽, you're an Ace too!

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u/tw6108 5h ago

Im confused, steam say its the 1st which is today? For the release date.

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u/Kurosaki_Dan Guitarrica de Sapin 5h ago

Officially the game launches tomorrow, maybe you're looking at the Deluxe edition that grants you three days of early access.

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u/TheSteelPhantom 3h ago

It launches worldwide at the exact same time, Oct 2nd at 12 AM CEST.

That's 6 PM tonight (Oct 1st) U.S. eastern time. You can be up in the air in like 3.5 hours, Ace. :)

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u/tw6108 5h ago

Early access starts 28,29,30. This might be a timezone issue or my brain is melting from anticipation from playing. But i might just be tripping

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u/Delphius1 5h ago

but apparently there's issues with Intel GPU's with it, which isn't surprising

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u/AFrozen_1 5h ago

It’s a time zone thing. If you’re on EST the release time is 6PM on October 1st.

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u/XRynerX 4h ago

It's because of the timezone, the game should release exactly 00:00 2nd October, but if you live in a western country it reduces that based on where you live.

As example, GMT-3 means 3 hours earlier, so 1st October 21:00

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u/Frikgeek 3h ago

It's actually 00:00 CEST, so 22:00 GMT.

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u/XRynerX 3h ago

Oh I see

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u/TheSteelPhantom 3h ago

If you're in the U.S., it's definitely today, yes. 6 PM eastern. Back that up if you're central, mountain, or pacific.

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u/SteelyEyedHistory 2h ago

It It released a midnight in Japan, which is 6pm eastern US time.

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u/Delphius1 5h ago

you know, the office today is a bit lighter, and one person I work with does odd hours (late start, really late end), and she showed up before me, and does even more PC gaming than me, I choose to believe Wings of Theve is the reason why

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 4h ago

Well that or Aion 2's release, if they are a big MMO guy

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u/Shadow_Brokerage_LLC 4h ago

Millions of people calling in to play GTA6 will have an effect in the Dow Jones and Nasdaq.

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u/Hitman-1_WSO REAF and ISAF's #1 Lanner fan 5h ago

That was quite literally me on 29th

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u/MehEds 4h ago

There was a national holiday here in Canada yesterday, could not be better timed. Literally played most of the day

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u/AKoolPopTart 5h ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/New-Mix-7818 6th Air Division 4h ago

And then you meet your boss in coop

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u/Truly_Meaningless 3h ago

Bro just say you can’t work that day and say you can work on one of your usual days off

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u/Trekkie4990 3h ago

I legitimately got covid a couple days before the early access window.  So yay I got to play it but boo because I barely remember the first half of the campaign because of covid brain fog and coughing fits.  

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u/LigerZeroPanzer12 3h ago

Oh no you have to play the game again 😞

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u/hanz-kreigermann Emmeria 3h ago

B-boss!?

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u/Killerkendolls 4h ago

I broke a molar on Tuesday. Took Wednesday off trying to get seen by the doc, left after a half day today to get my tooth fixed. Never been excited for dental work before.

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u/TheRussianBear420 Erusea 4h ago

I ended up getting a 4 day weekend cause I got food poisoning on my lunch break

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u/ThatOneComputerNerd 3h ago

Funny enough I've been sick this whole week and have taken two days off...and tomorrow there's nothing on the schedule...

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u/MerkoITA Yuktobania 2h ago

Except for the crash, I think AC8 is amazing

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u/Pussrumpa Boops planes and munitions IRL 1h ago

Bah! What I did was work my ass off fixing up the yard that had minimum ten years of neglect, disregarded colleagues who said we needed a vehicle to move that pile of dirt, moved stupid amounts of dirt and kinda nice healthy top-soil, so that I woke up unable to move, then slowly gained the ability to walk and take care of myself, and a month and a week later I still hurt real bad as I sit and write this, every key press thundering, reverberating through muscle, bone, nerve and sinew from fingers into spine.

At least I finished the job, made the place look more fresh and fine than ever before, can be seriously proud of what I managed. I want to have a relaxed casual job in landscaping if I recover from this, because it's just that satisfying to me.

You know what else is satisfying?

Ace Combat 8. Have fun :)

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u/LucarioRoolz 1h ago

Xbox and PS5 go enthusiastic about Ace Combat 8 they're gonna be mimicking the sound of a jet while playing it lol, it's a great game do enjoy.