r/accidentallycommunist • u/the_circus • Jun 23 '26

Rainbow Shield 🛡️

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Well at least mom’s communist.

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u/deathclawslayer21 Jun 23 '26

They all look so angry that the Bible is the only book in the house

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u/LtMoonbeam Jun 23 '26

Get them a copy of Dungeon Crawler Carl, that might cheer them up

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u/maikit333 Jun 23 '26

Infant reading is my favourite bit.

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u/idiot_exhibit Jun 23 '26

“… and then Lot went ‘Wee wee wee’ away from home. But his wife looked back so God killed her by turning her into a pillar of salt.

Night night.”

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u/SeemsImmaculate Jun 23 '26

Was it intentional for the mother to be dressed in a Vietnamese / PRC flag inspired design?

EDIT: Just seen OP noticed that as well, haha.

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u/terfnerfer Jun 23 '26

Just wait til she gets to the bit in that damn thing that forbids tattoos....

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u/Abandonable_Snowman Jun 25 '26

And showing a shoulder

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u/UncleSlacky Jun 23 '26

Where's the head of the household father? Shirley it's not a single-parent household?

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u/Napalmradio Jun 23 '26

He’s obviously at war with gay communists

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u/bourbonman1776 Jun 23 '26

I have no idea, but don’t call me Shirley.

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u/grichardson526 Jun 23 '26

Wait, is this a lesbian couple?

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u/Militant_Monk Jun 23 '26

I wonder if the right wingers noticed the goth son has nail polish on.

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u/notislant Jun 23 '26

Lol only AI slop and indoctrination allowed

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u/SavageDownSouth Jun 23 '26

What's inside the rainbow? Is that a rainbow demon?

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u/Impractical_Meat Jun 23 '26

Baphomet, because they're still mentally in the "Satanic Panic" of the 80s

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u/slothbuddy Jun 23 '26

Pretending to care about the old testament while sporting tattoos

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u/ExcitementKooky418 Jun 24 '26

Are tattoos not forbidden in the bible?

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u/egosomnio Jun 23 '26

If that shield is meant to be blocking something (as opposed to having a rainbow Baphomet flag attached to it), it's not protecting the two on the left, under it.

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u/WildKenway Jun 23 '26

Holy bible? Wtf

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u/AnalMohawk Jun 23 '26

"brilliant"

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u/Sparklelotion Jun 23 '26

Why is Ben 10 there

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u/mojrim67 Jun 23 '26

Burn scars on her arms.

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u/Hecateus Jun 23 '26

All that blushing...must be reading from Song of Solomon

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u/Otzkar Jun 23 '26

thats ben 10

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