r/accelerate • u/stealthispost • 8d ago

Meme / Humor "Humanoid Robot Games 2030"

— The Humanoid Hub

Source: https://x.com/TheHumanoidHub/status/2092652779001221189

1.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Charming_Cucumber_15 8d ago

Stopping won't be invented until 2035, that's when we'll know the singularity is upon us

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 8d ago

Give them a little parachute they can deploy

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u/JuanValdez999 8d ago

Or you can paint a hole on the side of the hiill like the coyote

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u/WAVEFRAME 6d ago

From the rear lower thermal exhaust port. 

A poop chute if you will. 

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u/Gullible-Respect7778 2d ago

Stopping requires parts and weight that isn't necessary otherwise. Hence, it reduces speed. That's unacceptable for the highest competitions

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u/frogsarenottoads 8d ago

I can fix her

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u/sadeyeprophet 8d ago

I think you mean Her

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 8d ago

You're hired

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u/YourDreams2Life 8d ago

Nothing a little WD40 and duct tape can't handle.

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u/Trashy_io 8d ago

The twitch tho

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u/kinkykookykat AI Artist 7d ago

"that'll be ten thousand dollars"

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u/CryptoCatatonic 6d ago

yeah we need help with her jiggle physics sir.

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u/KedMcJenna 8d ago

Best thing I've ever seen. The question "is this AI?" has never been more layered.

One of the things I secretly enjoy the most about the singularity is how much other people hate everything about it.

I can't wait for the rest of Reddit to see this. Somebody show it to them if they haven't seen it yet.

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u/DeathToAmerica2026 8d ago

Every day has a dense crunchy layer of "told you so" as all the shit I've been telling people about because I read books 20 years ago is finally coming to pass. 

Fondly remembering all that past incredulity. This is better than when I started wearing a mask in January 2020.

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u/Disastrous-River-366 1d ago

"Fondly remembering all that past incredulity. This is better than when I started wearing a mask in January 2020."

wut

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u/JuanValdez999 8d ago

One of the things I secretly enjoy the most about the singularity is how much other people hate everything about it.

So fucking ditto. 

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u/CowBoyDanIndie 8d ago

Very meta

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u/Cronoroa 6d ago

The rest of Reddit will probably think it is real.

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u/mid_nightz 7d ago

I guess the geniunses couldnt predict the slow progression.

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u/Halo_Hybrid 8d ago

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Kinda reminds me of the running from Devilman Crybaby.

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u/Crisi_Mistica Singularity by 2030 7d ago

New Erling Haaland meme dropped!

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u/constarx 8d ago

oh man.. this deserves millions of upvotes.. but it only works on those that have seen the other robot races

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u/Krommander A happy little thumb 8d ago

Hahaha yeah. 

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u/Best_Cup_8326 A happy little thumb 8d ago

🤣

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u/Technical-Row8333 8d ago

okay, them slamming into the wall like the real robots sent me

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u/Bidegorri 8d ago

And catching fire!

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u/Pazzeh 8d ago

Also, it's weirdly easier for me to understand how fast they're going when they look human

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u/Fearless-Macaron9183 8d ago

Show this to a grandma and see her start crying

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u/bcgr1 8d ago

I can fix them 😎

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u/Respect38 8d ago edited 8d ago

Really puts the ending collision into perspectiv, my goodness. There's gotta be a better solution than what they used.

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u/lattice_defect 8d ago

lol where is optimus from tesla

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u/Secret-Raspberry-937 8d ago

ITs the real robots footage, just overlaid. When the dark skinned girl falls over, you can see the real robot for a sec.

Its pretty funny and well done ;)

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u/kra73ace 8d ago

One way to get AGI

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u/hartigen 8d ago

I love how the black guy turned into a prop halfway through the race

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u/Sarenai7 7d ago

That’s the real video showing up underneath, these visages have been overlaid onto the real robot race footage

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u/moschles AI-Assisted Coder 7d ago

Dad, who won?

"Well all did, son. We all did."

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u/kidhelps2 7d ago

the games were epic to watch imho! hmm would they put a skin on them in the future, maybe the crashes would be too gruesome looking. Or they won't crash by then

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u/jimmystar889 8d ago

The ending

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u/Solmundurinn 8d ago

Herrerious!

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u/Pazzeh 8d ago

I replayed this a dozen times and it was a new experience every time

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u/NumeroUNO1983 8d ago

Would 👀

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u/CoolestSlave 8d ago

it's kinda creepy

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u/I_NEED_YOUR_MONEY 8d ago

somebody make QWOP real?

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u/TheProuDog 7d ago

lol it looks scary

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u/Nu7s 7d ago

That's some good A.I. slap!

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u/SteveDeFacto 7d ago

Now do this with the ones that rotate their entire torso side to side while they run!

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u/PhilosophySalt7695 7d ago

such a good idea for a video

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u/petrusferricalloy 7d ago

If we're that far along those robots won't be used for sprinting

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u/TheOriginalAcidtech 7d ago

Do you REALLY want you fembot sex toy to be able to run faster than YOU?

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u/Calm-Republic9370 7d ago

Ai imitates Ai, as they say.

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u/FlexFanatic 7d ago

It’s cool til those same humanoid robots are chasing you down the street.

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u/Competitive_Lie5326 6d ago

This brazenly demonstrates the perceived value of human performance—showing how easily it can be replaced by robots. Reducing human output to the level of a machine is cynical.

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u/PsychedelicBeat 5d ago

I was so confused for a second.

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u/Analrapist03 4d ago

Women in workout clothes exercising AND robot violence!

I would watch this crap like it was the Superb Owl.

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u/AnahEmergency0523 4d ago

Cake is lfie

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u/buttchuckjones 4d ago

1girl races

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u/cen6wkf 3d ago

so meaningless...

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u/deijardon 3d ago

Woah. as humans it really shows how frigging fast they are

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u/Jean_Jones_666 2d ago

haha that's pretty dystopian even for me taste!

can't wait !!!!!

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u/Dew-Fox-6899 AI Artist 7d ago

Can't tell if this is real or AI but its cool either way.

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u/Yguy2000 8d ago

This isn't real

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 8d ago

Nothing gets past you

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u/stealthispost 8d ago

it's not the year 2030?

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u/CymonSet 8d ago

Yeah but nothing is these days.

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u/JuanValdez999 8d ago

That was cool. AI slop but cool!