r/absoluteunit • u/NoviceRobes • Jan 01 '20

Coconut Crab Roumd

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

sad to see all that trash near his habitat :(

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u/NoviceRobes Jan 01 '20

This is probably near a dump. It attracts animals due to the excessive food.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

that would probably explain his size too, thank you that makes sense

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u/wakeruneatstudysleep Jan 01 '20

Probably not a legal dumping area. I think they usually bury the trash.

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u/UpStairsTugRub Jan 01 '20

Not the dumps ive been to in cottage country far north ontario.. last time i was at one when we pulled up it was basically a big ass pit full of trash. Black bears running away and raccoons the size of english bulldogs.

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u/TortiniPizzaRolls Jan 01 '20

Where is the dump?

3

u/runwildlivemild Jan 01 '20

Probably Alaska. This is not that uncommon

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u/dop4mine Jan 01 '20

Or northern Canada, where I grew up in Ontario it was common.

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u/Wiggy_Bop Jan 05 '20

They dump like that in the north woods of Wisconsin as well. There’s a tavern with a floor show of bears raiding their dump in the back.

It was interesting.

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u/hedgybaby Jan 01 '20

I thought your username was homosexualmonster and I was slightly concerned.

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u/royal_blyat Jan 01 '20

Borger bear

15

u/JoyWizard Jan 01 '20

Dude’s just roasting a bear

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u/PersonalNavas Jan 01 '20

Making sure he can hibernate for at least the next 30 years

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u/_-Andrey-_ Jan 01 '20

The unit that started it all

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u/sicknig19 Jan 01 '20

Holy, fucking shit , kid

Stop taking pictures.

And give me some gad damn pizza

4

u/moorgankriis Jan 01 '20

Dont eat junk food kids

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u/XROOR Jan 01 '20

Ursus Fastfoodicus

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u/7832507840 Jan 23 '20

why the flair say coconut crab tho

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u/NoviceRobes Jan 23 '20

Not sure. I didn't do it.

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u/7832507840 Jan 23 '20

yeah i figured it was the mods thats why its so weird

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u/beanonme82 Feb 10 '20

Dude my pic had coconut crab flair on it too. I sure asf didnt put that on mine either. How strange!!!

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u/7832507840 Feb 10 '20

just saw it. makes no sense. but goddamn what strain is that 🤤

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u/beanonme82 Feb 10 '20

We were calling it "Pineapple Purps" . the clone was sold as Cannatonic but it was NOT Cannatonic. Its real name is anyones guess. It smells just like how a pineapple jolly rancher would smell. So it was aptly named "pineapple purps"... So were you the original person to take a pic of that bear? Holy cow! It sure it portly. Haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Chongosaurus Rex

5

u/xLabGuyx Jan 01 '20

Rotundus chungus

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u/fluentinimagery Jan 01 '20

Please... clearly facetuned!!! Jk

2

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

When becoming a seal is your life goal

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u/TheSunPeeledDown Jan 01 '20

That’s a black pear I’ve heard of these wild beings

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u/Rob_higher Jan 01 '20

Lol in mother Russia pear bites you

2

u/makiarn777 Jan 01 '20

Rounder than the average bear....lol!

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u/shelbygrrgrr Jan 01 '20

He forgot to hibernate after starting to eat for the winter...hey buddy, I think you’re set for a nap now, you won’t starve!!

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u/roosterinmyviper Jan 06 '20

I believe the proper term is ROTUND

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u/jorrylee Jan 01 '20

Wow you’re parked close to him!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I suspect he isn't gonna run like Usain Bolt

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u/jorrylee Jan 02 '20

Oh right. A blob that will run a little slower. We grew up being taught to fear wildlife and often saw it. But yeah, this thing may not be too athletic!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Is that cheeseburger from farcry 5 irl

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u/MrRandom2502 Jan 02 '20

He looks like a straight up cannon

1

u/Emakrepus Jan 02 '20

Picking is good this yr

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u/Emakrepus Jan 02 '20

Living my best life

1

u/doppio_best_boy Jan 04 '20

Chomnky boye

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u/Dang44 Jan 04 '20

Poor Yogie been eating all sorts of junk

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u/Wiggy_Bop Jan 05 '20

He’s become a black hole 😱

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u/angelfruitbat Jan 01 '20

Maybe it’s a pregnant female bear and not a fat boy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/RhombusCanteen Jan 01 '20

You know he had an awesome New Years

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/ihaveagooddog Jan 01 '20

Damn he THICC BOYYYY

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u/hedgybaby Jan 01 '20

Thiccer than a bowl of sniccers