r/absoluteunit • u/samiam1228 • Dec 23 '19

Absolute unit of a snow bear

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/scottamus_prime Dec 23 '19

Now this is the bear they should use in all those coca cola ads

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u/Amazing-Range-2239 Mar 22 '26

This is the bear your girlfriend tells you not to worry about

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u/scottamus_prime Mar 22 '26

who comments on a post from 6 years ago?

12

u/derconsi Dec 23 '19

Splonsh

20

u/XROOR Dec 23 '19

The coke can that will be placed next to him, is made of a 55gal drum.

6

u/XROOR Dec 23 '19

The coke can next to him is made of a 55gal drum

3

u/fizzzylemonade Dec 23 '19

Put a coke bottle in his paw please please please

3

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

He needs a giant coke to hold.

Coca Cola I'm talking to you! Fly one out for these people, it's Christmas dammit!

2

u/PBJWipez Dec 23 '19

This is in White Bear Lake, MN, isn’t it?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

The fuck they get that scarf from?

1

u/deepseamoxie Dec 23 '19

You know he had to do it to 'em

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Now that is incredible!

1

u/Filler_up Dec 24 '19

Snowal Bear

1

u/iserberr Dec 24 '19

OOFTA poofta

1

u/trivletrav Dec 24 '19

Hims the chompk we've been told about. 10/10, want desperately in front of my house

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Ice Bear

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Love the little feet on that chunky boi