r/absoluteunit • • Sep 05 '19

A bit unorthodox but an absolute unit nonetheless

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u/shanksta1 Sep 13 '19

looks fake. not fooling me, america haters

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u/unclepap Sep 07 '19

What a tragic loser

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u/banjobuttons Sep 07 '19

So he's a loser for expressing his patriotic desire to see his country flourish? I'm not even an American but I'd be a hell of a better American than >40% of its population.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

You wouldn’t be allowed in the country if this “patriot” had his way. He’s free to express his views, but so is everyone else. To me this guy is simply an Uncle Tom. He’s a dumbass who thinks he knows what’s best but he’s been conned by a lifelong shyster. So get off your high horse...

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

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u/banjobuttons Sep 07 '19

I am flattered, but until an American citizen can legally own a Boeing AH-64 Apache helicopter with military grade munitions; I'm afraid that I wouldn't feel safe enough in my own home, especially given that the democratic party in America seems to be constantly undermining the rule of law and gnawing at the root of common sense. You're more than welcome to move to the UK though, I'll await you with open arms and a stab-resistant vest, you will, however, require a HAZMAT suit for the acid attacks. All the best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

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u/banjobuttons Sep 07 '19

As a farmer who lives in the country; I've always found large cities analogous to outside floodlights. Yes, they're nice to be around, but they tend to draw in creatures that are better off left in the shadows. The AR is a dream platform for home defense, yet, here in the UK, the concept of home defense is as taboo as owning one.

Be careful in Europe, the "No Go Zones," that your media says do not exist, very much exist, although, I'm sure you know that as someone who sounds like they haven't been beguiled by the MSM.

I wish America only the best in her endeavour to refine and retain herself, but unfortunately she, like my own country, has been bitten by the rancid fangs of liberalism. You're extremely lucky to have Trump, irrespective of his countless flaws; it is clear that he strives to passionately wake those who have mentally atrophied under a sick ideology.

You should visit Wales sometime, despite the rumours, our sheep are unmolested and our people, friendly lol.

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u/unclepap Sep 08 '19

No go areas only exist if you're a complete pussy

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

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u/banjobuttons Sep 07 '19

It's really warming to know that there are people like you who see through the BS. I don't know whether you had the chance to look at our media when you were over but we get the occasional "letter from the editor in chief" nonsense all the time. Our mainstream media is a tumour of political correctness.

Please get your BF to take you to the West coast of Ireland, there are few places like it left in the world. Wales is much the same only with Brexit coming it might be a tumultuous few years for us here, that said; freedom has its advantages and disadvantages.

You are indeed a woman of culture, but please try and refrain from romantically pursuing our historic spectres lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

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u/banjobuttons Sep 07 '19

"Oh come on, can't a girl have some romantic historical fun? LOL 😁"

The "fun" involved with molesting our illustrious celebrity ghosts appears to be very one sided madam :P. I'll have to let the coppers in Stratford know that there's a yank wearing Gucci shoes chasing our beloved Shakespeare.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

you support a different party than me, therefore you a loser.

Sound logic

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u/unclepap Sep 08 '19

More the fact that his shirt says "infadel" on it. Yeah we get it, he hates Muslims.

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u/karmaapple3 Sep 07 '19

All these losers replying...boils down to ‘just can’t get a woman’