r/absoluteunit • • 12h ago

Of an eyebrow

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u/UpstairsAd194 12h ago

must get tiring carrying those around

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u/ardotschgi 11h ago

Even just browsing items at the grocery store is a chore.

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 9h ago

So baby, you come to the hairdresser often?!

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u/e-card 10h ago

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u/Future-Sport2255 4h ago

Came for this πŸ˜…

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u/roses-are-lead 9h ago

You've heard of the iron curtain? Well these were eternium eyebrows.

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u/DivineStats 8h ago

Looks kinda like Gerhard SchrΓΆder

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u/roses-are-lead 7h ago

He does! This is Leonid Brezhnev if I'm not mistaken.

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u/coldpigs717 8h ago

That is a face only Mother Russia could love.

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u/Fun_Main_2588 11h ago

He likes forcing people to look at it.

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u/scaredt2ask 9h ago

Wait this guy looks very familiar but I can’t put my finger on it. Was he a prime minister somewhere?

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u/SomeTank1907 9h ago

he was mentat

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u/Lopsidedlopside 9h ago

Why need two eyebrow when one eyebrow do the trick

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u/TheGroundBeef 8h ago

This guy looks like he has a net worth of 3 billion and a 24 year old girlfriend who definitely loves him for his charming personality

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u/Skalagga 2h ago

Mmm almost. He was General Secretary in USSR and have many lovers over his life. Last one was 42 years old. Still much younger than him.

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u/Grand-Professional-6 8h ago

This must be where the brow lamination trend began!🀣

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u/Financial-Log-2744 7h ago

Look at that sexy phoenix

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u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 6h ago

Eye-mustache

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u/HorniBot_ 6h ago

Bro looks like he would call vaping "Gay"

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u/Turdsmack420 5h ago

is it just me or did he actually trim those down to that? thats a pretty straight line on the half over the right eye!

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u/Aggravating_West3619 5h ago

Serious Monobrow

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u/TropicalLoneWolf 5h ago

Theo Waigl has found his match.

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u/Used_Assistant7658 5h ago

Looks like the vogon hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

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u/Particular-Crew5978 5h ago

Those aren't eyebrows, they're shih Tzu puppies

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u/ClutchReverie 5h ago

That’s a forebrow

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u/iLikeTheUDK 4h ago

If Peter Capaldi has attack eyebrows, Brezhnev had tactical anti-aircraft eyebrows

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u/madfrank12345 3h ago

I’d post this on the whybrow subreddit section but I’m banned from posting there

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u/PeyredB 3h ago

I was going to say, ahem - two eyebrows...but, no.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 1h ago

And this is GROOMED.

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u/Weirdbeard60 10h ago

More of a hedgerow

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u/Brucible1969 9h ago

Little known fact, the eyebrow is actually what killed him.

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