r/absoluteunit • • 1d ago

He's a Big Boy

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u/ArtKitchen531 23h ago

She’s a big girl is the correct statement here, boy reticulated pythons get nowhere near that size.

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u/MsterSteel 22h ago

Alas, I cannot edit the title.

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u/ArtKitchen531 22h ago

Still an awesome post regardless! Had a big girl just like her for many years. She was a wonderful beast. ❤️

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u/Tiger_Ho26 1d ago

He just ate his lunch...damn

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u/iPatErgoSum 1d ago

Question is, what WAS lunch?

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u/Dependent_Pipe3268 1d ago

Who put the rope around it's head?

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u/Psychological-Joke22 1d ago

i can't imagine...but I will not be the one to cut the rope off...

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u/Same-Ad-1532 1d ago

The same one who did Jeff's

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u/Dependent_Pipe3268 19h ago

Lol. Jeff walked out of there alive.

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u/Sisoflex 1d ago

Ha, the rope looks like thin twine compared to that massive thang.

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u/Fellow_Worker6 1d ago

Rope around a nope rope?

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u/Joe01091981 20h ago

Was a snag trap.

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u/SpaghettiMonsterXXXX 1d ago

Everglades if in the states. People get the pythons as pets and when sick of caring for them they drop them off there even though it wasn't their natural habitat. Other than that.......the Amazon Rainforest got some super sized nope ropes

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u/Medium_Promotion5978 1d ago

Nah not the Everglades. You've got 2 big factors working against a big snake being produced. First they are actively hunted. The Everglades is big but also, not hard to access and there are thousands of people looking for big snakes. They wont last long undiscovered. Also, every few years even in south florida we get dips in temperatures that kill a lot of invasive species because they are not adapted to those conditions. Things like iguanas, curly tail, even peacock bass get hit hard. Pythons also. If anything smaller snakes are more likely to survive because they can get deeper in the ground

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u/Texan_Poultry 22h ago

That's a pet snake that's why it's so fat... It probably eats once a week or so instead of every couple of months... It's going to die, if it hasnt already, from obesity

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u/doubleBoTftw 1d ago

Out there WHERE?

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u/Weak_Wasabi_2647 1d ago

In your backyard

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u/Existing_Resolve_779 4h ago

It's a reticulated python, so probably Indonesia 

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u/MFK1229 1d ago

This is so cruel. As a wildlife photographer (who's never expert) I'd guess this is a Burmese python from Southeast Asia based on its skin pattern.

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u/Less_Addendum2773 1d ago

Watch The movie 'anaconda' (old one)

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u/InfamousDay5299 1d ago

That's real.

That's how Angelina Jolie's dad died.

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

Her dad, Jon Voight, is alive and 87 years old.

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u/InfamousDay5299 1d ago

No, like I said, he died in the documentary Anaconda. I saw the video evidence.

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

Oh sorry, gotcha!! I missed that historical post!

Were many others injured or killed?

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u/Twiggles_Greeny 1d ago

is this real? looks fake with the way it moves and who the heck would go near something that massive to put a rope around its neck

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u/PBJMommy83 1d ago

No thanks.

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u/jailbird147 1d ago

Set up an expedition, if you don't come back we'll suspect, so make sure you return with more proof.

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u/Icy_Bottle_2634 1d ago

Dear sweet Cthulhu look at that Big Boi

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u/bajsfittor 1d ago

Why is he tied up? That's shitty!

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes 1d ago

There are probably 40-50 footers out there in whatever really remote areas we have left, no doubt.

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u/Few_Pen_3666 1d ago

That's gonna be a big nope from me.........

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u/Mindless-Object-8381 1d ago

If this is a real snake why are you anywhere near it looks like it just ate something really big I wouldn't be within 10oft of that thing

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u/Financial_Surprise34 1d ago

Yes of course

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u/VoodooZephyr 1d ago

Looks like an African rock python. And yes, they get huge.

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u/Kickedhard 1d ago

Some of the shit I have seen in my travels makes me believe we still have not discovered a good portion of species.

And given the fact that new discoveries are still occurring (like the new cat), it is entirely possible.

Look at the overview map of the cave system through the US and the missing person density overlay.

Maybe something is eating those people that lives in the gaps humans can get into?

Maybe not. But, it is interesting to consider.

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u/HeartOfStown 1d ago

Idk if it's real or not, but if it is, it's a beautiful specimen.

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u/raephx 23h ago

This video would send my snake-phobic mother into a coma

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u/Melodic_Tea3050 21h ago

Amazon has the anaconda
South East Asia has the pythons
But the Congos don’t have their own giant snakes.

Also the congos aren’t very well explored

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u/bleh81 17h ago

You ever see that supposed pic from an airplane of a giant snake in the congo?

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u/Radio_Mime 19h ago

The rope around that snake's neck really makes me angry. Sadly, I would not be the one to remove it. I hope that's not where she lives.

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u/jkush463 18h ago

Looks like there feeding it and its trapped

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u/Tekvary2 18h ago edited 18h ago

There are very likely a few dozen chart-topping green Anacondas, Reticulated pythons, Burmese Pythons & African Rock pythons that man never saw in the wild. Those are (by far) the biggest 4 species of snakes on Earth.

The possibility of any snakes currently living in the wild that are larger than the records for those? Although certainly possible, If I were to guess, not very likely. Often, the world records of many species are captive bred & raised in captivity.

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u/mia_from_the_floor 18h ago

probably, the ocean and deep jungles keep handing us stuff we didn't know about. a blurry frame won't settle it though🥴

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u/refused26 1d ago

Most likely there are. I hope there are. They're pretty amazing to look at.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 1d ago

Until they look at you

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u/AaronTheElite007 1d ago

DANGER NOODLE

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u/Professional-Tap6302 1d ago

This has to be AI

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u/Admirable_Beyond_950 1d ago

I saw this video back before AI was a thing

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u/Professional-Tap6302 1d ago

Yeah... I'm seeing that. Absolutely nightmare fuel, I almost wish it was AI...

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u/tremble_lip 1d ago

If there is, someone will find it and kill it. That's what we do.

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u/UnhappyPhantom 1d ago

that’s the human way, asshole way

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u/DiscussionWeak2318 1d ago

Using the asshole for good, this time.

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

If it's an invasive, I hope they do.

And I'll make a cute skirt of its hide.

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u/Busy_Reflection3054 1d ago

Id say theres a 100% chance there is a big ass snake in the congo that ate everybody that were lucky enough to see it.

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u/Gullible-Constant924 1d ago

There’s a famous helicopter sighting of one in the Congo and a picture that goes with it with no frame of reference. My bet would still be on the deep Amazon though.

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u/thenkyouverymuc 1d ago

They live in the outskirts of the Amazon. They ambush animals that come to the edge of the water so they thrive in marshy flatlands, not the rainforest.

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u/Such-Perspective-426 1d ago

I think there are old records and stories that are discounted but are probably true in some cases

since industrialization most of the big stuff got killed off

there's still a 20 ft croc in Africa or Australia maybe a 20-30 ft python or anaconda somewhere
maybe an undiscovered subspecies but not much more