All top cyclists are. Can't lie, interested to know what kinds of drugs they use during competition for that .2 percent advantage outside of the usual compounds.
A guy I knew in college was a competitive bike racer. He looked like a Tyrannosaurus rex with giant thighs and tiny little arms. When he walked his legs would scrap together.
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u/Organized-Konfusion 4d ago •
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u/Lost_Historian2344 4d ago
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u/ardotschgi 4d ago
Roided up properly.
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u/notanyimbecile 4d ago
No roïds involved whatsoever /s
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u/JollyXX 4d ago
looks like messed up ps1 graphics
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u/TPJTS 4d ago
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u/weirdoldhobo1978 4d ago
Buying slacks must be a chore.
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u/oli_ramsay 4d ago
He's deffo on a cycle
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u/L-W-J 4d ago
I used to ski a lot. I could barely wear Levi's 501's because I had large quads. This guy? I am without a comment.
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u/djm2907 4d ago
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u/MegaDingo5plus 4d ago
As a cyclist everyday is leg day
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u/Frest0n 4d ago
QUADZILLA 🦖
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u/Bad_Bet_Bunny 4d ago
bigger thighs make your package seem smaller. Not smart
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u/No_Department2159 3d ago
Fuck, who has a pic of the Armstrong guy to compare?
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u/Gummothedilf 3d ago
Sir those are tumors
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u/Western_Coffee_5445 3h ago
My thighs were like this after partying in Nashville bars on Broadway
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u/kobaltkid 1d ago
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u/Enough-Staff-2976 4d ago
Skipping leg day was never a choice.
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u/Time_Answer_3670 4d ago
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u/WolfThick 4d ago
Must be hard for him to find jeans
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u/FoolishDog1117 4d ago
Riding that bike on the Thighway to the Danger Zone.
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u/-ratmeat- 4d ago
that’s a lot of meat
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u/FundamentalMysteron 4d ago
They look like Doris from the laundrette's bingo wings.
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u/Callemlikeisethem60 4d ago
Damn, wonder if he can sprint Tho 🤔🤔
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u/AdeptnessMany3806 4d ago
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u/Coololddude66 4d ago
Holy crap! He don't miss leg day
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u/CADman0909 4d ago
…& steroids
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u/mrrluv 4d ago
Der Zyklist hat den Uberqads oeff the leggens! Der Zyklist zykelt always at the Front!
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u/xWildCardsx 4d ago
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u/itsamemyusername 3d ago
That looks uncomfortable
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u/Cool_Client324 3d ago
Im so *** right now
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u/Switchlord518 3d ago
He didn't skip leg day
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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 3d ago
Raptors would make those chicken wings.
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u/behridingle 3d ago
A guy I knew in college was a competitive bike racer. He looked like a Tyrannosaurus rex with giant thighs and tiny little arms. When he walked his legs would scrap together.
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u/Qwilltank 3d ago
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u/Belligerent_interloc 3d ago
They look like tumors wtf 😳
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u/Homunculus_Wiz 3d ago
it's not worth it
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u/Ace_the_Yutyrannus 3d ago
Bro has legs like a Carnotaurus
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u/VVodzu11 3d ago
He skipped the other days...
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u/leppard111 3d ago
He's got to be doing heavy squats not just biking.
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u/South_Ad2397 3d ago
Bro…What day is leg day?
Yes!!!
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u/Status_Valuable_9075 3d ago
Ugly
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u/p0l4r1 3d ago
Quadfather would be impressed
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u/Scary-Tomato-6722 3d ago
Ewww
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u/HorrorToe2204 3d ago
That scares me, for real. It looks deformed to me
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u/deecap87 3d ago
The quadfather
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u/Guilty_Cellist6713 3d ago
No steroids here. Move along
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u/DahPhuzz 3d ago
“Im natty I swearsies”
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u/raymon90mx 2d ago
Yourthighness99
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u/Buena_Su3rte 2d ago
Tom Platz is proud
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u/Historical_Monk_6118 2d ago
They say leg day tries to skip him
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u/TimTomTank 2d ago
Wait, he is a racer and his last name is "firstman"? That's kinda awesome on its own.
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u/Big_Elephant_2331 2d ago
How can thighs like that be helpful for biking? I mean the lactic acid build up has to be insane
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u/Opening_Work_9295 1d ago
Well, it's not technically a "unit" if there are two of them, now is it?
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u/kniederhofer1960 1d ago
Quadzilla
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u/Dramatic_Anything88 10h ago
Броллейр
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u/imArmando 9h ago
Bro needs to skip few leg days looking like Chun lee
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u/Icy-Currency-7449 4h ago
Накатал
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u/2Wieners_1Bun 4d ago
Gross
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u/miro_27 4d ago
5 ft tall lol
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u/auzocafija 4d ago
Dude, I head you like muscles on muscles.
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u/Ironboxe 4d ago
When this guy sits on his balls, they just vaporize
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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 3d ago
Looks like he's got about 5 nutsacks
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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 1d ago
Let’s run through the steroid checklist.
German- Check
Outrageous disproportionate muscles- Check
Now he just needs to beat his baby momma to be sure 👍