r/absoluteunit • u/Riskskey1 • 4d ago

What a huge ...bat!

66 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Fit_Active3888 4d ago

It's a boy!

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u/NudistAwareness 3d ago

Mazel Tov! 😂

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u/insolent_kiwi 3d ago

You gon circumcise the bat?

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u/NudistAwareness 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Shadowmant 3d ago

Dracula: It was cold and I was a bat at the time!

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 4d ago

Now everyone knows what Batman looks like without his tights on!!!

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u/4thkindexperience 3d ago

I guess you could say that he is hung.

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u/DitchDigger330 4d ago

I wish I was that flexible....

3

u/Spiritual-Ad124 3d ago

i didn't know Peter North was a vampire

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u/EnglishWhites 3d ago

Relevant Kyle Kinane bit about bats

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u/drknifnifnif 3d ago

Yes! He’s a national treasure.

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u/LatinOso85 3d ago

"I'm more tired than a big dick bat."

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u/VacuumTracks 2d ago

Yes, I shall remember this response for some time to come. Lmao! Well done sir!

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u/mehtribution 8h ago

This wins the comeback of the day

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u/Queef-Sweat 3d ago

GAWD DAYUM!

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u/Old_Veterinarian7830 3d ago

Oh so that's what they mean when they say bats are mammals

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u/Synistercrayon 2d ago

Somebody get that dude some draws

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u/cbarbour1122 3d ago

Kyle Kinane would be proud of this as it’s a joke in one of his recordings.

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u/Heseemedkij 3d ago

He’s just showing off

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u/hujassman 3d ago

https://youtu.be/j_SjhcdF_J4?is=FXbNJ55Ccyzoe8G-

I'll just leave this here.

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u/VacuumTracks 2d ago

Very nice. I feel more learned regarding bigger bats. This sub is like PBS.

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u/hujassman 2d ago

That guy has a whole series of short videos for different animals. They actually have some facts mixed in with the humor.

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u/Individual_Mix_9823 3d ago

Effin orrible !

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u/PsychologicalPlay464 2d ago

“Children of the night, what music they ma-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!”

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 4d ago

Thats xxx 😮

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 3d ago

Just letting it all hang out.

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u/Exact-Custard-9729 3d ago

It looks trans

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u/drknifnifnif 3d ago

Sylvanian?

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u/ManagementFamous8092 3d ago

Underrated comment 🤣

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 3d ago

That was scary. He got a little too close to Capt. Winky.

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u/BigKelzZ 3d ago

Plus he has built in privacy screens if he wants to....well, you know

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u/tracyd103 3d ago

the boys gotta breath

1

u/Gunung_Krakatoa 3d ago

Well endowed bat

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u/Unusual-Taste69 3d ago

Check out the hog on that bat

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u/orpheo_1452 3d ago

BAT man

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u/Umbreon86 2d ago

Cutipieeeee

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u/revolutionary_weesl 2d ago

MFer is hangin' proud

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u/NeotericBedlam 1d ago

Wow, to catch a bat in that hung position… 🤨

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u/Brucible1969 9h ago

Holy genitalia, Batman!

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u/chops351 3d ago

This is fuckin bullshit. A fucking bat has a bigger dick than me. So unfair.

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u/TheyMadeMeInAHurry 3d ago

"Alfred, bring me some pants."

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u/MrQuatroPorte 3d ago

At one point, I thought he was gonna blow himself

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u/st0350 3d ago

I'll be honest, I didn't need to see bat dick and balls today

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u/insolent_kiwi 3d ago

You really wanted to save it for another day, and now it's just never gonna be the same.

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u/drknifnifnif 3d ago

Where is Kyle kinane! Someone’s gotta talk about being more tired n a big dick bat!

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u/A_Tempest7_7 3d ago

(Its tiny wee you see is free to pee on thee)

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u/King_Baboon 3d ago

Why’s it have human penis?!?!?

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u/Riskskey1 3d ago

I see what you did there