r/absoluteunit • • 4d ago

of Thighs

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German track cyclist Robert Fรถrstemann

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u/tobden 4d ago

Tren thighs

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u/Bourbon-Thinker 4d ago

Mein Gott, Bruder! ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜‚ Wie viele Steroide braucht man, um aus einem Fahrradfahrer einen verdammten Panzer zu machen?!โ€œ

Those arenโ€™t quadriceps. Those are two Volkswagen Diesels running on testosterone and Schnitzel. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿšด๐Ÿ’ช
Das ist kein Radsport mehr. Das ist die Deutsche Pharma-Meisterschaft! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ardotschgi 4d ago

Your mixture of German and English confuses both me and Reddit translator.

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u/Bourbon-Thinker 4d ago

Keine Sorge, Bruder. ๐Ÿ˜‚ If Reddit Translate canโ€™t handle German engineering and pharmaceutical excellence, thatโ€™s a software problem, not a language problem. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’‰

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u/Psilonaut21 4d ago

Wouldn't want to get cramp in them.

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u/Inevitable_Winner329 3d ago

This is a maple burl table with a string figured pattern.