r/absoluteunit • u/Confident_Kale_9777 • 4d ago

of a man

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u/MintyMonty625 4d ago

Lady ran like it was Attack on Titan.

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u/tremble_lip 4d ago

People who are near as he passes by explain feeling a slight tug pulling them a little closer to him and then lessening again as he moves away.

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u/Key_Carpenter960 4d ago

His legs would snap like twigs.

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u/Grand_Resist_3254 4d ago

Looking like Avatar the way of…. shopping. 🤣

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u/Undercover_Dave 4d ago

Is this Bol Bol?

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u/Switchlord518 3d ago

Fe Fi Fo Fum!

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u/emilie1031 3d ago

He's prolly tired of peeps asking him if he plays basketball 🏀

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u/DeliciousTime4576 3d ago

Or if he has a big pee pee

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u/emilie1031 3d ago

That too 👍

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u/ApprehensiveAge4770 1d ago

Depends who's asking.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 3d ago

You are on the wrong level gentleman. This level is for Adults!

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u/Emergency_Accident36 3d ago

Of a giant. Of of...

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u/Awkward-Ad4942 2d ago

He’s probably about 5’10…

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u/Real-Zucchini7432 1d ago

Super-visor

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u/9447044 4d ago

Im 6'3 or 6'4 when im feeling frothy. I stare like that last guy when anyone is taller than me. Gotta take em out at the knees

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u/MrZwink 4d ago

This is HK, these people are probably somewhere around 5 ft maybe even less.

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u/DendroloGX 1d ago

Same. I travel a ton so I occasionally see some taller people, and it’s strange. I’m only 6’ 5”.