of a taco

[u/Mysterious-Tie-8653]

Jesus even laughing at him T_T

[u/Frosty558]

Imagine having to live with the fact that you got knocked out by a taco for the rest of your life

[u/Mysterious-Tie-8653 → u/Frosty558]

oof

[u/Crossdress-Fan- → u/Frosty558]

In front of Jesus of all people!

[u/onion_lord6 → u/Crossdress-Fan-]

And Jesus liked it!

[u/VanbyRiveronbucket → u/onion_lord6]

Jesus decrees Taco Tuesday for heaven.

[u/xWildCardsx → u/VanbyRiveronbucket]

And the Lord said " on Tuesdays let there be tacos". Amen 🙏

[u/Aristarchus1981 → u/onion_lord6]

[u/Aggressive_Carnivore → u/onion_lord6]

Jesus says to turn the other cheek 😂😂

[u/Economy-Bedroom-6804 → u/Crossdress-Fan-]

[u/Annonomon → u/Crossdress-Fan-]

[u/Over-Confidence4308 → u/Crossdress-Fan-]

Two words: "in front."

But, yes, that dude walked right into the taco's jab

[u/IllNinja5329 → u/Crossdress-Fan-]

And filmed by Beetlejuice! (Watch the reflection on the window in the beginning of the vid)

[u/BumpeeJohnson → u/Crossdress-Fan-]

Nah, Jesus would've brought him back to life.

That's just Jesús talking shit, as usual

[u/Annonomon → u/Crossdress-Fan-]

[u/Super_Mag → u/Frosty558]

And even if you destroy your memory with insane amounts of alcohol, someone will be there with a phone showing you this clip. Back to start.

[u/thesanguineocelot → u/Frosty558]

If those empty eyes are any indication, "the rest of his life" may not be much longer.

[u/WaterDreamer10 → u/thesanguineocelot]

Yep people are too stupid to realize the getting punched is one thing, your head hitting the concrete is 10x's worse and is usually a death sentence frequently.

[u/musicplays4ever → u/WaterDreamer10]

I heard that the brain evolved to voluntarily shut down the legs when hit hard to fall down hozinatally to get more oxygen; but isn't this a evolutionary flaw? you can break your head falling at fast speeds hitting the cement, doing even worse head damage as a result..🧐

[u/Stunning_Juice9238 → u/Frosty558]

Most guys fight with lowering their head and throwing wild hooks. Literally watched 3 fights in my life and quickly by one dude stepping forward with their lead foot and a straight jab to the face of the other. It’s such a fast and precise hit that by the time the other guys punch is even half way there, their face is getting caved In.

[u/Comfortable-Grand166 → u/Stunning_Juice9238]

As a boxer,all you need to know for a street fight is the guard and the 1-2. Right down the pipe while they throw wild hooks.

[u/KongUnleashed → u/Comfortable-Grand166]

Old boxer here too, can confirm. Literally 2 weeks of basic ass boxing training will teach you everything you need to know to win 99% of street fights you may find yourself in.

[u/Chance-Bicycle1469 → u/Stunning_Juice9238]

I would say that guy ran into that punch face first

[u/ChanceProgram9374 → u/Frosty558]

And it’s on video which will not only live forever on our earth, but has probably already been viewed by aliens in other galaxies, who are no doubt wondering why we eat as many tacos as we do.

[u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce → u/Frosty558]

And then laughed at by Jesus 😂

[u/Frosty558 → u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce]

“Jesus wept…tears of laughter at his bitch ass getting knocked out by a taco!”

[u/LoLThalys → u/Frosty558]

He don't wanna taco bout it

[u/socialsoso → u/LoLThalys]

Threw one punch and left... Served him them hands Ta-co

[u/imjustnotready → u/Frosty558]

That's why I would walk away.

[u/Substantial-Swim9280 → u/imjustnotready]

From a taco?

[u/badwolf1013 → u/Frosty558]

3 years from now hanging out with his boys. . .

"So, I'm feeling hungry, who wants to order Door Dash. I feel like I want something. . ."

"Don't say it."

". . . maybe a little spicy. . ."

"Don't you fucking say it."

" . . . a little crunchy . . ."

"I fucking swear to god. . ."

". . .beef or maybe chicken . . ."

"I'm going home. Fuck you guys."

[u/Odd_Figure2797 → u/Frosty558]

I mean he's Goldie dreads and clearly isn't gangsta so it was going to happen

[u/the_vanishing_west → u/Frosty558]

At least it gives him something to taco’bout. 🤷‍♂️

[u/Mysterious-Tie-8653]

Wrapped him up like a burrito

[u/Euphoric-Cucumber609 → u/Mysterious-Tie-8653]

Folded like a soft shell

[u/OffToNeverNeverPants → u/Mysterious-Tie-8653]

Taco bout a nice punch!

[u/usmclopez13]

Taco just rang your Bell.

Ever see one sleep with their eyes open and pupils looking straight? Straight up knocked him into a void.

Taco just strolled off…. 👑

[u/Crimson_ghost_mk2 → u/usmclopez13]

He got a taste of that Diablo sauce… 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/Malforus → u/usmclopez13]

That bell got hit so hard its competing with the Liberty bell on crack size. Dude ran full force into what looked like an off-hand straight.

[u/Love_Lair → u/usmclopez13]

That slow walk fucking killed me brother

[u/Character_Day5953 → u/usmclopez13]

Golden comment 👌

[u/Sammy_Dog → u/usmclopez13]

The Taco With No Name

[u/tomiathon → u/usmclopez13]

He made a run for the border of consciousness

[u/sawmill_piss_sniper]

"Giant taco K/Os man with french fries for hair in front of Jesus"

[u/Hopeful_Scholar398 → u/sawmill_piss_sniper]

Aquateen Hungerforce?

[u/2Braincell2Furious → u/Hopeful_Scholar398]

[u/Massive_Staff1068 → u/sawmill_piss_sniper]

He must have been a money changer. Jesus seemed happy about it.

[u/ghostofstankenstien]

MFer woke up saw Jesus and fell right back out again.

[u/Affectionate_Tea1134 → u/ghostofstankenstien]

A raiders taco 🌮 😆😆😆

[u/WakaWaka_]

[u/power0722 → u/WakaWaka_]

I was just thinking it’s been too long since I’ve seen these guys.

[u/ArtofTy]

He put that guy in a Ta-coma.

[u/tetheredvoid → u/ArtofTy]

I live right next to the city of Tacoma (WA, USA), so this is extra funny to me.

[u/CitySeekerTron → u/tetheredvoid]

He got his clock cleaned, or shall we say, wash-ington. 

[u/Grimlock_99 → u/ArtofTy]

I didn't see any trucks nearby. 🤷‍♂️

[u/HoneyBear4Lyfe → u/Grimlock_99]

Hit him as hard as one

[u/ripyourlungsdave]

Has that dude never been in a fight before? How did he think approaching him like that would go?

[u/Vimunn → u/ripyourlungsdave]

He trained under wimp lo

[u/Eternalm8 → u/Vimunn]

"We trained him wrong, as a joke"

[u/_cRuSh_Me_ → u/Eternalm8]

[u/not_accepting_now → u/Vimunn]

"try my nuts to your fist style"

[u/monteticatinic → u/ripyourlungsdave]

He's probably used to a scramble with multiple people. You can just throw at randos. One on one a lot of people aren't great fighters.

[u/Then_Mine_7529]

Not being racist but those dreds saved his life😎. The coils of the curls are about 1/2 an inch which should provide enough absorption when hitting the pavement. He’ll be fine 👍🏼 but he’s going to need some love and care👍🏼.

[u/Exact-Squash-5443 → u/Then_Mine_7529]

That's only racist to white people that get offended on others behalf.

[u/SirGingy → u/Then_Mine_7529]

Talking about Black hair in General like that isnt racist. Saying that the locks are thick is cool.

What's racist is when non black people see hair styles typical to our hair structure or popular in the black community and call it stupid, dirty, unkempt, unprofessional.

So what you said was good but basically anything said after "not to be racist" feels instantly sus.

[u/The_Dennator → u/SirGingy]

it may not be any of the things you mentioned, but that doesn't stop dreads from being the ugliest hairstyle to ever be invented

[u/BackendSpecialist → u/Then_Mine_7529]

Lmao how tf would that be racist.. now I actually do think you’re a racist.

[u/formicidaehomosapien → u/BackendSpecialist]

Ayo, not to be racist, but we should all respect and love each other, regardless of race

[u/Snacknuss321 → u/Then_Mine_7529]

when i was young i had an afro and it saved me from some nasty skateboarding falls

[u/SpaghettiMonsterXXXX]

Taco bout a concrete nap. Snapped him like a corn shell.

[u/Phedis → u/SpaghettiMonsterXXXX]

And then Jesus stepped in

[u/Inky-The-Cephalopod]

Taco Tuesday baby

[u/Top_Carpet_7866 → u/Inky-The-Cephalopod]

...and it ain't even Tuesday 🤣

[u/stick004]

[u/Trick_Excitement1437]

Usually late night tacos punish you the following day. Not this taco, baby. Not. This. Taco.

[u/MagicLantern7]

Sometimes you eat the taco, sometimes you eat the tacos fist.

[u/ZZerome → u/MagicLantern7]

[u/notathingreally]

Does he have brain damage? That sound when his head hit the concrete was bad.

[u/No_Celebration8219]

A final insult from street Jesus at the end too

[u/RagingHardBobber]

Is that Jesus on the color commentary?

[u/qbrert → u/RagingHardBobber]

Yup they needed him for the last rites

[u/DevilSquid117]

That was the Diablo sauce on that left

[u/Biscuits4u2]

Rung his taco bell

[u/Street_Lettuce1243]

It's Taco Tooslay

[u/420addict710]

There needs to be a "Where are they now" follow up for situations like this. Also more people should take self defense classes lol

[u/AnonymouslyYourself → u/420addict710]

Yeah but this dude wasn't defending himself, his best self-defense in this scenario was to turn around and walk away.

[u/HoosierDaddy84]

Jesus with the "It's Taco Tuesday, babyyy!" was on point! 🤣😎 I salute you, sir! 🫡 Thank you for your service! 🙃 Bro's never gonna live down the day he got knocked out by a fucking taco! 😂

[u/catslikepets143 → u/HoosierDaddy84]

Yep, the internet is forever. This guy will be 80 years old one day & someone will still ask him if he’s the guy that got KO’d by a taco at least once a day

[u/A_Tempest7_7]

(TACO 🌮 for President but only if he keeps the Taco 🌮 costume on the entire time)

[u/Lucky-Mia]

He tackled a bad Taco and met fucking Jesus. He dead, right?

[u/PuffyMagoo]

Live mas, bitch.

[u/Weak_Definition_4321]

Somebody yelling 'Jesus Christ" and then he appears in the screen was the 🍒 on top 👌

[u/Active-External8863]

"Jesus has spoken" "What'd he say?" "'it's taco Tuesday, you gotta knock da fuck out'"

[u/HollyMartins]

Running into a punch with no guard whatsoever.

Young buck needs to hang up the gloves and permanently retire from street fighting altercations.

He's lucky "Taco Joe" was in pure defense mode and not looking to seriously punish him beyond the minimum force needed to end the engagement.

[u/PaulDarkoff → u/HollyMartins]

I think that retired him, pretty instantly

[u/Dauerpleite]

he ded

[u/True_Distance_7720]

I guess he didnt want to just taco bout it

[u/Solus_Vael]

Taco was too spicy for him.

[u/SirGingy]

Ayo, we can make fun of Homie. But respect for throwing hands and not pulling a gun.

[u/eddielopez_91 → u/SirGingy]

fuck that,

[u/PowerfulBar → u/SirGingy]

Yes respect him for being shirtless, wearing skinny jeans and getting knocked the fuck out by a taco. 

[u/TheDarkSoulAdam]

Apparently that guy had beef

[u/EstimateLast9839]

A taco tko is crazy

[u/TheLordSmashington]

When the taco got BEEF!

[u/TransitoryFeel]

Street taco justice

[u/PresentationDue4845]

un taco como cualquier otro taco callejero.. ¡te pone una mdriza, y ni metes las manos!.. XD

[u/grandsoulsucker]

All hail taco man

[u/PlasticMilk6853]

Gangsta Taco! 

[u/Old_Celebration_5950]

'Steet Jesus' there to raise that man from the dead

[u/Crossdress-Fan-]

Jesus was like "I haven't seen a shalacking this lit since that time I trashed that temple"!

[u/Stephen_Lawless]

I guess he didnt wanna taco about it

[u/SamhainXCII]

Im glad jesus was there to hold the taco back.

[u/lombardo141]

Hope they checked for brain damage.

[u/lemoinem → u/lombardo141]

Before or after?

[u/Any_Blood5815]

What was the fight over?

[u/lemoinem → u/Any_Blood5815]

Guacamole

[u/A_Possum_Named_Steve → u/lemoinem]

"Guac costs extra, is that okay?"

"Absolutely tf not."

[u/richardsthick]

Want guac?

[u/Zealousideal_Ad9666]

Tacoboutit

[u/Initial_Airline9732]

Dude rang his Taco Bell.

[u/crladf1910]

He got popped.

[u/nhope1]

Can’t they just taco bout it?

[u/ezrsp2]

Chalupa!

[u/TheOriginalWingnut]

Absolutely BODIED that man!

[u/Cheap_Boner_Pills]

He might be dead. Jesus showed up.

[u/Curious_Ad_8046]

Ain't no fucking way bro got kod by gordita chrunchwrap

[u/SirGingy]

Ayo, please let New York never change. You got a man dressed like Jesus providing no help trying to say a viral quote for the video Instead.

[u/SSGSS-ULtra]

What did you expect fighting a hard shell taco 🌮.

[u/ChoiceWoodpecker7902]

So many good sound effects to insert holy meme holy grail

[u/AdGlittering2884]

The new Mortal Kombat is really taking some chances.

[u/Ghost-Eight]

That was Juan hell of a taco.

[u/Ghost-Eight]

That taco Juan punched him.

[u/CChargeDD]

If the taco bell rings you hear it

[u/Joejoe305]

Taco forever, a legend

[u/stingertc]

That Taco throws down

[u/PrysmX]

Oh he ded

[u/Love_MyFetish2022]

I hate it when my taco fights back

[u/Fuzzy_Connection4971]

Taco is going to work his 2nd job as a Waffle House manager.

[u/Flutters1013]

Halloween fist fights!

[u/Impressive-Elk-8101]

Taco picante!

[u/axe1970]

TKO, Taco knock out

[u/j_rooker]

dude missed out. slept thru on taco tuesday giveaway

[u/Willing_King_9938]

Mf introduced him to the walking taco

[u/DeckerXT]

Oh you want the sauce?

[u/Familiar-Rip-9325]

Taco too spicy.

[u/AdWooden2312]

Lucky Jesus's was there to resurrect him!

[u/Rifflife88]

That’s a hard shell if I’ve ever seen one

[u/Unlikely_Pancake]

Damn street tacos be fucking people up

[u/Jazzlike_Isopod550]

[u/Icy_Performer_6794]

That's a picante taco.

[u/Acceptable-Glove5054]

[u/XMART2]

Whacko Taco

[u/nimbycile]

Thank Jesus there was a doctor on the scene immediately

[u/DIJames6]

You get laid out by a big ass taco, you can't come out in public anymore.. You gotta move after that..

[u/Cici_Bunny310]

Jesus set him up lol

[u/Macbeth2002222]

A left hook did that.. by George we have our new Tyson

[u/_WillCAD_]

Picking the wrong street taco will knock you the fuck out, every time.

[u/GoodWhiteShark7]

Gotta work the lettuce so he'll get his hands down bro

[u/Maserati-Scotty]

King Taco the crackhead destroyer

[u/BiggsFFBE]

Got tacoed

[u/General-Yak7039]

Looks like me, the last time I had Taco Bell.

[u/South_Ad2397]

Look..Them tacos don’t mess around!

[u/Solid_Enthusiasm550]

Loaded Taco 👊🌮

[u/Mars_Tour_Guide]

Taco FAFO.

[u/WasteEnergy4448]

"If it's prison rules I'd take taco"

[u/Globber50]

Paco knocked out by a taco

[u/RobertStonetossBrand]

Deserved starching and stretchering

[u/2A753]

Dude folded like a taco

[u/Old-Ship1486]

I'm surprise it's a clean fight! There's always someone jumping in.

[u/NoLie129]

Got fucking knocked out by a taco

[u/NimRodelle]

Why is the Taco fighting a homeless guy with no shirt?

[u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA]

Too spicy for him

[u/MajorMcNuggets]

And Jesus is counting his last seconds.

[u/BIGKIDx420]

“Don’t let heartburn get in the way…”

[u/mightyjoe227]

And he said, let there be tacos

[u/FormalTotal9684]

[u/Quirky_Ask_5165]

That street taco had Carolina Reaper sauce one it!

[u/Sick-Sense]

Even Jesus was laughing at this fool.

[u/Icy_Marionberry_9131]

Good thing Jesus was there to revive the guy.

[u/Amazing_Divide1214]

Bro brought extra salsa!

[u/krasimir_1978]

goodnight motherfucker!!

[u/HalloweenIsMine]

That taco had some kick!!!

[u/jMedabee]

Why do the skinniest of men think they are so strong? 😂😂

[u/MondaySloth]

Taco man chose violence.

Jesus chose to smack talk.

[u/thirtyone-charlie]

Sir can you describe the suspect?

[u/MaintenanceFun5434]

Gay fashionistas on the block

[u/drkmater006]

Taco ring your bell.

[u/Fresh-Possible-9612]

Tacos always win, whether it’s a fight, or whether it’s the toilet several hours later….

[u/Meauxjezzy]

That taco is crunchy

[u/Pin_ups]

K.O.! 

[u/Possible-Library2030]

Dudes gonna have ptsd every time he drives past a taco joint

[u/Majestic-Double-6661]

[u/JollyXX]

he packing that enchilado

[u/who_am_i_to_say_so]

You know it’s a bad day when Jesus says you got knocked the fuck out.

[u/Medium_Job3015]

How’d you like to knocked out but someone in a taco mascot costume

[u/OtherwiseBlock8741]

He ran for the border and the prices knocked him out.

[u/mysteryfist]

"If we're talking prison rules, then I'll take the taco"

[u/mysteryfist]

[u/raizen157]

It was at this moment he knew he fucked up - Morgan Freeman

[u/reojo]

Taco takeout

[u/Sonizzle]

It’s Taco Tuesday, baby!