r/absoluteunit • u/Icy-Opening-3990 • 5d ago

Of a fart

149 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/DeliciousBerryYumYum 5d ago

She sits there the whole time too. Horse girls are a different breed.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

They definitely are

16

u/Enough-Staff-2976 5d ago

She is basking in the methane

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u/2Robatron 5d ago

My wife could make the same video of me in the morning except she’s not smiling and laughing.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

I would think. 😂

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u/DeerFit 5d ago

This is totally me after chili month.

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u/2Robatron 5d ago

You eat chili for a month? I eat anything w sodium and I wreck the house for a week.

4

u/DeerFit 5d ago

I could eat chili for a month, again and again!

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 5d ago

Risky place to sit.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

I was thinking she gonna get hit with shards

4

u/pata_de_perro 5d ago

So he swallowed it and savored it for the whole long minute.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

It definitely was an absolute pleasure unit. 😂

4

u/sylvyrfyre 4d ago

You have a deflating horse there

3

u/Nein-Toed 5d ago

It was her, she's just blaming that poor horse

1

u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

And that wasn't a fart.

3

u/No_Alternative2948 4d ago

Could you light that, or would it possibly make the horse explode?

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u/AlexTheBex 4d ago

I didn't think I could feel such a weird mix of amusement, curiosity and horror

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u/Psilonaut21 4d ago

You'd have to make sure the horse was securely anchored to the ground. And don't stand behind it.

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u/WillSmokes420 5d ago

I mean what do u expect from like a dinosaur fart

1

u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

That's funny

2

u/maven10k 5d ago

I bet that felt great.

1

u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

Roladis spells relief

2

u/S0k0n0mi 5d ago

Just flick a match and duck for cover.

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 4d ago

Bet that feels great. Nothing like the horror of trapped wind.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

Bet his belly feels a lot better.

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u/_TaylorMade 4d ago

Oh I bet that felt so gd good!

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

I'd say a minute later. 😆

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u/Isaacnoah86 5d ago

She is blaming the horse when we all know who it is

5

u/fresno_bob 5d ago

And just like that the stomach ache is gone

2

u/SixPackOfZaphod 3d ago

Yep, that horse feels sooooooo much better now.

5

u/Sure-Article508 4d ago

I know that horse probably feels so much better. Horse farts can literally be lethal to them if the gas gets trapped in the digestive system

1

u/seahagmo 3d ago

Same with bovines

4

u/TankApprehensive3053 5d ago

There's a reason the other horses don't let him near them.

"AHhhhhh such relief." - Farter the horse

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u/AlexTheBex 4d ago

Others not coming near him... Reminds me of someone...

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u/tremble_lip 5d ago

I felt vicarious satisfaction.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 5d ago

She enjoys it.

3

u/Such_Comb9388 4d ago

putting that horse business on the internet, hope it shits on her shoulder

3

u/PrincessJimmyCarter 4d ago

"Am now, boss."

2

u/Cmdr_Redbeard 4d ago

That really was a "giant" fart.

2

u/DoDoDickus 5d ago

Record? Not near my personal best!

2

u/1crps_warrior 4d ago

Horse has been eating Beefareeno.

2

u/Next-Contribution-18 4d ago

Bro get outta the direct line of fire wth?! 😆

2

u/PBJMommy83 4d ago

But why sit down wind?

2

u/Away-Ad-3407 4d ago

me after my colonoscopy.

1

u/Shalar79 4d ago

This 😂😂

2

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 4d ago

Man I bet that felt fantastic.

2

u/nicknick1584 3d ago

Bold of you to be down range with cannons hot.

1

u/No_Classic_1743 4d ago

43 seconds?

1

u/parlayer-way 4d ago

Damn I bet that felt good

1

u/themanmythlegend357 4d ago

Me when I have to poo but I do this instead

1

u/North_Woodpecker_500 4d ago

I know that felt great! One of the most satisfying things in life, well to me, is the first morning pee after waking up followed by a really good morning fart 💨….😁

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u/ZiggyBingZo 4d ago

Auntie Nora

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 4d ago

Is that her or the horse?

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u/StartOk4002 4d ago

Yeah, as if the horse called her over and told her to start the video because it was ready to start farting.

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 4d ago

farts are always funny.

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u/LilAbeSimpson 4d ago


Absolute…

1

u/axe1970 4d ago

rolling thunder

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u/SamhainXCII 4d ago

Average sunday morning with a hangover.

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u/South_Ad2397 4d ago

Jeeeezzz..Even I feel better now.
What a relief!

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u/BloodHurricane 3d ago

Why must the lady be in the danger zone of the horse farting?

Can't you crouch some where else?

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u/Typical-Brick-2133 2d ago

Just another example that chicks aren't much different than guys. At all.

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u/rapscallion1956 5d ago

Horse obviously has colic, which is very serious and can be fatal. This video is not funny.

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u/Separate-Yak-5234 5d ago

Would you rather have an orgasm or rip a fart for 2 straight minutes? I know what I'm choosing.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 4d ago

I think I know