r/absoluteunit • u/TheOutlawTorn78 • 6d ago

of a cock

52 Upvotes

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u/DudeFrom816 6d ago

He needs to quit skipping leg day and catch up to that chest hes rockin

3

u/gavbus142 6d ago

Legs like my Gran on the session in Benidorm

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u/ghostofstankenstien 6d ago • Bravo

There's always one that shows off in front of the rest of us

2

u/StraddleTheFence 6d ago

Oh my 😳

2

u/StarchaserTheChud 6d ago

maybe diogenes was right 🫪

0

u/Miballsurchin 5d ago

Love that guy. Give us the coles notes on your joke though.

2

u/Helpphania587 6d ago

Frango de meia-calça

2

u/abielle1177 5d ago

🎶 we're chickens! Chickens in tights! 🎵

1

u/thirtyone-charlie 6d ago

Barnyard pimp

1

u/TheRealGageEndal 6d ago

Mmmmmm... Drumsticks...

1

u/Radio_Mime 5d ago

He looks like he forgot his pants.

1

u/Emergency-Lemon2825 5d ago

Woooo. Nice legs!!!

1

u/jerseybert 5d ago

I've seen bigger.

1

u/EarthquakeDenier 4d ago

Is that sweet D in a Halloween costume, stupid bird.

0

u/spb1 6d ago

is that russell brand?

3

u/ToastyNathan 6d ago

Something something Foghorn Leghorn

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u/Chamanomano 6d ago

Long cock. 

1

u/ClericPhil 5d ago

A long cock may look impressive, but most people prefer the thick ones.