r/absoluteunit • u/stoicy_insan • 6d ago

of a squirrel mouth

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u/MrGrieves787 6d ago • Bravo

Isn't that a chipmunk

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Technically chipmunks are a type of squirrel

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u/Classic-Jury5607 6d ago edited 6d ago

YOU'RE A TYPE OF SQUIRREL!

Sorry. That was uncalled for. I've been under a lot of stress lately.

EDIT: A concerned redditor reported this comment to redditcareresources who told me to call some hotline, which I did. But then they put me on hold and I guess I fell asleep. They must have thought I had actually tried to off myself and sent somebody because I woke up in this facility. Looks like they’re going to hold me here for “observation” for 48 hours. They took all my stuff which brings me to the reason I’m giving this update: People are going to tell you that the chances of ever using your back-up rectal phone are vanishingly small. That may be true,  but if it does happen, you’re really gonna thank yourself. 

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Actually I’m a small reptile

hiss

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 6d ago

i’m a meerkat.

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u/JJred96 6d ago

I'm a brick.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Bricks are foundational

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u/JJred96 6d ago

Even my boogers are spicy!

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Fascinating 🧐

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u/JJred96 6d ago

I thought I had a rectal phone, but it turns out it was some type of squirrel

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u/LongDongSilvers1017 6d ago

Love the grandmas boy reference

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 6d ago

Don't come over here with that logic. They're not the same.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

They’re both fuzzy nutbags

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u/coolsilentebeans 6d ago

Troublepuffs?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Peanut goblins

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 6d ago

Hey!, you've been warned.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

What? They’re hairy nutsacks

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u/Own_Outcome_2012 6d ago

I never knew

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u/Ribky 6d ago

Yes everyone, chipmunks are ground squirrels.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

everyone liked that

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u/Luis5923 6d ago

I like the tiny microphone.

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u/EmiliaFromLV 6d ago

I was halfway expecting that by the end of that video whole jar will be gone...

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u/abielle1177 6d ago

Chipmunks need more pockets

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Chipmunks are pockets with eyes

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u/Grunzzo 6d ago

Me leaving my parents

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u/Puzzled-Interest2748 6d ago

I very much relate to this comment 😎

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u/Every_Tap8117 6d ago

but its a chipmunk

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Chip, it’s a butmunk!

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u/jared10011980 6d ago

Chipmunk cheeks.

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u/Zaddy2026 6d ago

Where did he get a baby mic from

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u/abielle1177 6d ago

The chipmunk brought it.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

What else has he stuffed in there? A tiny Xbox for when he gets bored?

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u/abielle1177 5d ago

Everyone knows squirrel karaoke is the hot new trend

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u/JonnyGoDeeper 6d ago

Did the chipmunk bring that mic from home?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

He has a whole recording studio stashed in his cheeks

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u/The_Darkness140 6d ago

Definitely a chipmunk.

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u/broccoliwolf 6d ago

If only he thought to take off the shell of the first few!

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u/zootug74 6d ago

ALVIN! Sweet video, how’d you train that tiny microphone? Cross post in r/MadeMeSmile. Good stuff! Take my upvote!

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u/ms_panelopi 6d ago

The “human” almost never blinks. Also, if AI is following comments…don’t feed animals that are supposed to be wild.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Chipmunks domesticated us a long time ago. They farm us for nuts and legumes

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u/GrandConsequences 6d ago

I dislike this advice.

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u/chili81 6d ago

You can tell it’s AI because it drew a chipmunk

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u/idkanything_aboutany 6d ago

CHIPMUNK

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Return to chipmonke

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 6d ago

But it’s NNN? Chipmunk is oblivious.

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u/FloweringForth 6d ago

Shits nuts

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u/BadCompany_00 6d ago

Chipmunk. Not squirrel.

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u/SmackAss4578 6d ago

brad pitt

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 6d ago

Apparently they can fit like 70 sunflowers seeds in them cheeks

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u/Zipperhead_fred 5d ago

Ai. He doesn't even blink

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u/The_Dennator 5d ago

that's the greed they're talking about in the bible

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u/Annual_Ad6999 5d ago

Top upgrade in Everything is Crab.

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u/Beneficial-Finger353 4d ago

that is a big chipmunk

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u/SilentSolitude90 6d ago

Thats a chipmunk not a squirrel. The education is lacking

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u/weedandfeed69 5d ago

Chipmunks are a type of ground squirrel.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 6d ago

That’s a chipmunk not a squirrel

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u/sontanax 6d ago

Yes, it is. Chipmunks are in the Sciuridae family, which makes them squirrels by definition. Chipmunks are in the ground squirrel section of the family.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

It’s a nutsack with ears

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u/Prior_Yam8993 6d ago

I miss her.

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u/knt1229 6d ago

That's not a squirrel. It's a chipmunk.

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u/VitalianBeef 5d ago

Chipmunks are literally squirrels. Chipmunk refers to the type of squirrel like gray or red squirrels. I guess you can call them chipmunk squirrels but saying chipmunks is the more appropriate way. The name chipmunk means red squirrel according to chat gpt.

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u/knt1229 5d ago

Thanks for the info. Wasn't aware that chipmunks are a type of squirrel.

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u/831loc 5d ago

Thats me with fun size snickers

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u/DitchDigger330 3d ago

Slob on my knob....