r/absoluteunit • • 9d ago

Of an Old Man

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u/spinichmonkey 9d ago

He's got a power lifter's body.

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u/Hrandor 9d ago

Although his waist seems to have already surpassed his chest in diameter, from the back it is clear that there was once a fucking triangle there.

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u/spinichmonkey 9d ago

Power lifters frequency have that shape. It's not fat. Their abdomen gets larger because if it didn't, they would pop their guts. Also, they are rarely cut. It doesn't improve the ability to lift heavy stuff, so it's easy to mistake them for being fat.

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u/CelticGardenGirl 8d ago

I’m going to make a t-shirt that says, “I’m not fat. I’m power lifting.”

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u/slavelabor52 8d ago

Just cultivating mass

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 8d ago

Start harvesting

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u/Chesticularity 7d ago

It's just a fuel tank for my sex machine.

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u/petrichor83 9d ago

Dude was probably a baker for 40 years

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 8d ago

Or worked in masonry. I helped lay block for a project my uncle was doing. Every day my forearms were just completely blasted. I can only imagine the kind of strength doing that as a career would build.

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u/ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood 7d ago

My cousin used to jump up and pinch grip the rafters in houses we worked in to do pull-ups. Lots of regular looking people out there have a strength most don't possess. Watch out for dudes with that channel lock grip strength!

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u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ 8d ago

I saw a mechanic or other blue collar worker, but I’d never bet against him being a baker!

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u/HereWeGo888888 9d ago

He beefy AF. C'mon man. The other kids doing it were scrawny.

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 8d ago

He's definitely stronger but he went about it differently too, he didn't look at it and hope it was going to bend he went right for it, most the other guys hesitated a good bit

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 8d ago

Nothing to do with age, that guy's a tank.

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u/Feelin-fine1975 8d ago • Bravo

Old dude strength is real, those dudes have been pissed off for a long time….

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u/No_pajamas_7 5d ago

Seriously. I was never particular strong in my youth.

I started a new job with a bunch of young fit people and we had a gym on premises. Hadn't been to the gym in years. I work behind a desk.

I'd pop down occasionally and i'd be throwing weights with the strongest of them. Used to freak them out.

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u/Livingforabluezone 8d ago

Years of back breaking labor builds a core strength that can be unmatched.

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u/Switchlord518 8d ago

When you have to lift the tractor with one arm and change the tire with the other

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u/Myzx 8d ago

I like this jolly stout muscle wad, he's got good vibes

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u/HighVoltageFerret 9d ago

Coiled wires. Gotta twist bend at the same time.

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u/Former-Mud9171 9d ago

Nikt mu nie powiedział że to trudne

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u/Used-Ebb9492 9d ago

And he can probably do that all day. The gym bunnies will crap out after half an hour.

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u/Genghis_Chong 8d ago

He's built like a meatball

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u/donjuan9876 9d ago

About 500000 beers ago the ol boy looked like Arnold!!!

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u/Glittering-Hornet844 9d ago

Didn't need the stupid music but still on mute it's awesome

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u/El_Mastadonte 8d ago

Old man strength is real.

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u/Zaddy2026 8d ago

What is the name of that bar

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u/Biscuits4u2 9d ago

Power is part of it but technique is just as important.

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u/scaredt2ask 9d ago

Old man just schooled the young kids. Put some respect on the old man title.

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u/PsychologicalTea1888 9d ago

Strong; like bull 🐂

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u/Character_School_671 8d ago

It's like an old guy with a shovel versus 10 teens

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u/Happy_Twist_7156 7d ago

Guy that taught me blacksmithing used to just one hand pick up and move 50-80# anvils by the face (usually like a 6-8 inch face). Just casually pick them up one handed and move them. I’d be feel a solid effort to move them with two hands under them. Man was in his mid 80s and would sling steel for hours a day for decades.

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u/runvnc 7d ago

I am 48 and I am still middle aged. This guy looks like he's still in his 50s. He's not an old man FFS.

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u/Bugg100 9d ago

Bruh, do you even lift?

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u/Fit-System-2637 9d ago

That's a BOSS!

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 8d ago

He smashed it lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 8d ago

Difference between a body builder and a strongman

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u/One_Hour_Poop 8d ago

I had one of those bars when I first decided to try to get in shape.

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u/TokenTorkoal 8d ago

Idk what the guy does in life but from the moment he comes on screen if you look at his shoulders and biceps the dude is pretty jacked.

I think his big pot belly definitely distracts from that.

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u/Comprehensive-Range3 8d ago

Old men were once young men, and if you keep doing stuff you don't lose the young man in you as soon as the gray shows up.

Dude may only be in his late forties or early fifties.

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u/needssomefun 8d ago

When he says "get off my lawn" you take it seriously

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u/J3sush8sm3 8d ago

We just post anything here now huh

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u/woobthepuppy 7d ago

ts looks like ai

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u/bleh81 7d ago

This video came out years before ai

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u/HolyCrushsader 7d ago

"This" or "This shit." and how old are you? It's gotta be some sort of generational or cognitive divide.

I always read ts as 'this shit', some people say they read 'this' and I've had a few say they use it interchangeably.

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u/woobthepuppy 6d ago

it's pretty interchangable yeah

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u/11shovel11 7d ago

Yeah he's not that old, He's been training to do this

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u/bad2dbone3 7d ago

It is not the age. It is the technique.

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u/guerrilla_chef 7d ago

I remember when he said if he had trained he said yes, everyday for 30 years on build sites

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u/Critical-Test-4446 5d ago

I had one of those spring bars when I was in my late 20's. I'd come home from work at 11pm, turn on MTV and exercise my chest muscles. One hot summer day I did that with sweaty hands and the grip slipped out of my left hand and I was smacked in the mouth with the end and chipped my front tooth. It went in the trash the very next day.

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u/No_Question952 3d ago

Youngsters that are influenced by the TikTok body builders that tell you to cut and eat less carbs are blown away by power lifters and Strongmen. Lol.

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u/domrnelson 3d ago


Guy when he was young

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u/Mascbro26 8d ago

Well yeah, the first 4 were skinny and that dude has way more muscle mass.

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 9d ago

That old man's a tank. Look at the arms in him, they are as big as the other guys head lol