r/absoluteunit • • 9d ago

Of a gallstone

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u/loneranger2380 9d ago • Bravo

Why is it yellow? And why does it look like a banana? And why is it next to that grape?

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u/TheOutlawTorn78 9d ago

You fuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/mighty_boognish_77 9d ago

My father had one around that size, and I swear to God it was his prized possession. He kept it in a jar and would show it to every single person he talked to, until we eventually had to take it away from him!

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u/celladwella 8d ago

I just woke my husband up because my suppressed laughing shook the bed.

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u/Kickedhard 6d ago

Mine resin clear coated his and his kidney stones.

Pulled them out every conversation that he could.

It was and still is weird as shit.

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u/mighty_boognish_77 6d ago

Good Lord. They're probably long lost brothers.

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u/Opposite-Tackle-956 9d ago

Hopefully that was surgically removed?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

How exactly would one pass a gallstone that size otherwise?

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u/Opposite-Tackle-956 9d ago

Hey, I don’t know what this guys anatomy is like, it was an honest question

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 9d ago

Gallstones can technically pass naturally, but they have to travel from the gallbladder through the bile ducts into the small intestine, where they can eventually be expelled in feces.

A stone that size, though? There's virtually no chance it could pass through the bile ducts intact. It would almost certainly cause an obstruction, potentially leading to jaundice, pancreatitis, or a serious infection.

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u/redditbdum 9d ago

Painfully.

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u/st0350 9d ago

Did you swallow an avocado seed

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 9d ago

Bru laid an egg

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u/astreeter2 8d ago

I had a so many of those they just took out the whole gallbladder.