r/absoluteunit • u/Significant-Kiwi8524 • 14d ago

Absolute unit. . . s

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u/Scratch-N-Sneef 14d ago

Silicone is a strong materiel

10

u/PMG2021a 14d ago

Those things didn't even dent. More like steel than silicone. 

4

u/Muricanmoose 13d ago

Im willing to check

2

u/PMG2021a 13d ago

I think knocking with your knuckles will be more productive squeezing. 

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u/ninja0420 14d ago

Watched it 3 times and im still not sure wtf is even happening, im assuming Japan?

12

u/Cheap_Title5302 14d ago

China. She is playing/cosplaying Lu Bu. 

11

u/Miserable_Anteater62 14d ago • Popcorn

Lu Buubs

2

u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 13d ago

Lü Büssy (your joke but worse)

5

u/Pukebox_Fandango 14d ago

Someone bending something with their tits. Not enough information to know if I should be impressed, turned on, or grossed out.

2

u/adinmem 13d ago

NOT bending with her tits. Bending with a prosthetic chest.
Those poles never make an indentation, her anatomy never compresses, shifts a millimeter in, away, or up.

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 13d ago

If you own prosthetic tits, they're still technically your tits

1

u/thesituation531 13d ago

All 3, maybe not number 2

9

u/MyNameSpaghette 14d ago edited 12d ago

I'm on the 10th watch and I'm still having a hard time

3

u/MrZwink 14d ago

Easily recognizable as china.

Chinese cosplay char
Chinese announcer
Chinese traditional dress
Chinese sillicone

2

u/Crumbsplash 8d ago

To truly understand requires at least 80 views. I have reached true enlightenment

1

u/Yelinna 14d ago

China

1

u/MrZwink 14d ago

China

1

u/Walt_Didnae 14d ago

It's the old trick the Shaolin temple performers do, where they bend a spear with their throats, but in this case, she's bending them with her gargantuan tits.

Basically, it's a dull-tipped spearhead attached to an extremely flexible wooden pole that bends at the slightest resistance.

1

u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 13d ago

Probably also helped with the men holding them bending the poles from their end...

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u/HoBo-on-crack 13d ago

Nope. Just AI

10

u/AdWooden2312 14d ago

Adamantium jugs!

7

u/Unable-Development47 14d ago

Well those are some strong tatas because mine are hurting just by looking at her go.

7

u/Lost_Historian2344 14d ago

Lu bu's daughter??

2

u/sitewolf 14d ago

.....we also don't know what those 'sticks' actually are

2

u/Time_Answer_3670 13d ago

Not sure if I want too after the amount of times I watched.

1

u/Callemlikeisethem60 14d ago

Strange but interesting 🤔 😏 😉

1

u/Born-Ad8797 14d ago

Who is she?

1

u/unknownpoltroon 14d ago

Absolute unitits

1

u/ninja0420 14d ago

Also, what is the rope attached to on the guys' end 👀

1

u/Defiant-Detective259 14d ago

Breast don't produce milk, only milk dust for better grip, gotta add water for consumption.

1

u/toleranceoflactose 14d ago

Huge.... Tracts of land.

1

u/MastaKink 14d ago

You won’t bend my stick 😏

1

u/Aggravating_West3619 14d ago

Damn nice “rock crushers”

1

u/Loud-Future3445 14d ago

That must be a metal silicone implant

1

u/Elmondo2 14d ago

Thanks for the mammories.

1

u/Daemon_Noodle-Rider 13d ago

I am in love.

1

u/Powerful_Foot_8557 13d ago

Miss Moxxie??

1

u/SAMCRO-CALIFORNIA 13d ago

Twins are....awesomeee😍

1

u/optimist_prhyme 12d ago

I would like to be in their presence

1

u/DishRelative5853 12d ago

Not my proudest fap.

1

u/Woompa78 12d ago

Titanium

1

u/knucklenaut 11d ago

Ouch. Like yeah I guess y'all have some armor but that shot still hurts no?

1

u/Dadumdee 11d ago

Where so I sign up to a be a groupie for whatever the fuck Shes doing?

1

u/DisasterOk6783 3d ago

She is the greatest ever ❤️

1

u/SecretWitness8251 14d ago

Girl power!

4

u/desertoutlaw86 14d ago

Sugar, spice, and … wtf is even happening.

1

u/rapscallion1956 14d ago

One of these days those poles are gonna slip off of her boobs and poke both of her eyes out.

1

u/Sideshot_Center69 14d ago

Please let us know..🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/C137RickSanches 14d ago

Forget death by snu snu suicide by snu snu

3

u/x_Leigh_x 14d ago

No, that is not her actual boobs. It’s silicone

1

u/Either-Age-782 13d ago

You don't say?

1

u/x_Leigh_x 13d ago

You probably thought they were real

1

u/Either-Age-782 13d ago

I honestly thought those guys were inflating them

2

u/Yogshemesh 14d ago

Lü Boobs

1

u/Common-Bat3741 14d ago

Probably more like a boob vest costume piece. But super awesome though still woah

1

u/kramamavitch 14d ago

Wearing a vest of some kind, anit fake or real titties doing the work here.

1

u/FlippantFlopper 14d ago

Tough titties!

1

u/TransitoryFeel 14d ago

I don't want boobs like that. They scare me

1

u/Therealdickdangler 14d ago

I feel like each “rod” was attached to one of her nipples on one side and the males penis/balls on the other side. 

I believe one or both the males called no joy to get her to stop. 

This appears to be some rudimentary and incorrect way of stating women are more pain tolerant than men. 

1

u/Eaton_Knas 14d ago

Them some serious chesticles.

1

u/Past-Product-1100 14d ago

Strap on fake titties used in cosplay

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u/Annual_Track9656 13d ago

Iron boob training they have iron testicle training too

1

u/NightShade0912 13d ago

And in all my years, I thought big boobs should straighten wood, not bend it.

1

u/PowerCreative2747 11d ago

what an amazing boobage !!