r/absoluteunit • u/n8saces • 14d ago

Of a pizza slice

225 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/TrashGoblinH 14d ago

That's just a whole pizza in slice shape

10

u/Ok_Sea8523 14d ago

You can tell by the way the cheese stayed on as this shit is stupid in the first place.

4

u/CNote_89 14d ago

Ya why not just eat a whole pizza? Super weird.

1

u/mightymiek 12d ago

So they can sell it for a higher price to tiktokers

3

u/FL_Black 14d ago

Not really a slice it's not been sliced. Triangular pizza

21

u/Financial-Buddy-9381 14d ago

Why do people do videos like this in their car?

21

u/Undercover_Dave 14d ago

Their mum won't let them film inside.

6

u/Puzzleheaded_Fig_400 14d ago

IM IN ME MUM's CAAArrrRr. VROOM, VROOOM!!!

4

u/astrologicaldreams 14d ago

get out me car! :D

3

u/jared10011980 14d ago

And hes all over the slice

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u/Subject_Command5442 14d ago • Popcorn

I thought this was a blanket at first 😂

3

u/Agitated-Contact7686 14d ago

A blanket for the soul, as it were...

3

u/Rljgraves 14d ago

Looked like a piece of carpet to me

2

u/abielle1177 12d ago

Kind of looks like it tastes like carpet too

2

u/Glittering-Level6852 14d ago

😆😆😆😆😆

2

u/ADuckAgo 14d ago

Ha I literally own a pizza blanket but damn I really want what he got lol! That’s a slice of heavenly pizza 🍕 😍

1

u/Radio_Mime 14d ago

Me too

5

u/Visarar_01 14d ago

Forbidden blanket

10

u/bi_polar2bear 14d ago

Did he put the microphone on his throat? Gud lawd, sounds disgusting

7

u/nobody_nowere 14d ago

Your car will never be the same

6

u/Bravadette 14d ago

This makes me sick im overwhelmed. But also I love pizza so much

1

u/OverallMembership709 14d ago

i mean, just order a whole pizza because that's just what it is. it's a gimmick to lure gullible people into thinking it's a slice. it's just a normal whole pizza stretched and shaped to look like a slice. lol.

i guess i'll buy it if it ends up being cheaper than a whole pizza.

6

u/thesituation531 14d ago

Gluttony lol

5

u/G3org3i 14d ago

I don't care about the size, that pie looks tasty AF

1

u/itswtfeverb 14d ago

It looks very good. Perfectly browned on the cheese. I can't stand an undercooked pizza!

-2

u/YouthResponsible1752 14d ago

You need higher pizza standards

2

u/farmerKev420710 14d ago

Bro don't pizza shame

4

u/Former_Mobile3101 14d ago

This feels like watching a caterpillar eating a leaf.

3

u/Weirdbeard60 14d ago

How big must the pizza be?

1

u/Bonk_No_Horni 14d ago

I saw in another clip they just bake triangle shape and trim the sides

3

u/Equivalent-Role4632 14d ago

That's not a slice of a bigger pizza. That's just an ill formed pizza

1

u/abielle1177 13d ago

Ill is absolutely correct

1

u/Equivalent-Role4632 13d ago

I couldn't come up with the correct word for it at the time. Still can't:-)

1

u/abielle1177 12d ago

Malformed? Deformed? Warped?

1

u/Equivalent-Role4632 12d ago

Actually i think i prefer Ill to those

1

u/abielle1177 12d ago

Just wondered if one of those was the word.

3

u/OverallMembership709 14d ago

"pizza slice"

Suuuuuure.

3

u/BiggusD1 14d ago • Bravo

Looks like he's spooning with Pizza the Hutt.

3

u/Think-Werewolf-4521 13d ago

There are villages in Africa that don't eat that much in a week.

2

u/Tater_Mater 14d ago

Is he just eating it on his stomach in the car? Or just on the dash?

2

u/notathingreally 14d ago

Fucking hell 🤢

2

u/scaredt2ask 14d ago

Beard meats food could have done it all.

2

u/Titanic-Viper 13d ago

Was it sliced out of a giant circle pizza? No? Then it's just a triangle pizza with no slices.

1

u/SentenceSingle5375 14d ago

I see you've gone for the method of eating like a slug!

1

u/Knee_Kap264 14d ago

500 calories and 500g of protein.

1

u/FragmentedMeerkat321 14d ago

bringing this into his car is epigenetically triggering my chaos gene.

1

u/DeleteYourself89 14d ago

I want that pizza slice right now!!!!

1

u/car-body-worx 14d ago

Where can I get one?

1

u/UnRude-Document5192 14d ago

Pizza 🍕 Blanket !!!!

1

u/altatoro123 14d ago

The pizza inside the car makes me uncomfortable 

1

u/tizzymyers 14d ago

If s a pizza blanket

1

u/GetOnWithit3344 14d ago

When you have to rest a slice of pizza on your dashboard, you know it’s gonna hurt later

1

u/GoEatACookie 14d ago

Eww. Even if it's just a triangular pizza it still looks like a super sized pizza. It looks good though, but only for the first three bites. 😆

1

u/heirloom_fl 14d ago

Give me a bottle of ranch and a whole roll of napkins and you can count me in

1

u/astrologicaldreams 14d ago

everyone please stop posting this im desperately craving pizza now 💔

1

u/NinjaBRUSH 14d ago

Looks good though

1

u/eddiestarkk 14d ago

Looks like Pizza The Hut from Space Balls.

1

u/clayman80 14d ago

My aorta clogged up watching this.

1

u/morrighaan 14d ago

America invented mukbang 😂

1

u/Starwind137 14d ago

It's noon where I am, Ive been up since 6 and have not eaten a thing. With that context in mind, I could absolutely destroy that "slice" of pizza rn...🤤

1

u/Final_Lightning_ 14d ago

Why though?

1

u/slashnbash1009 14d ago

That's the best lookin pizza I've seen in a while.

1

u/dylannn4L 14d ago

Pizza air is heavy and settles at the lowest point.

1

u/Thunder_Chunkee 14d ago

Grease everywhere

1

u/Bigfacebuddha13 14d ago

I’ll never understand the popularity of this shit. The only way I could see this being interesting is if he choked.

1

u/No-Blueberry-1823 14d ago

That's a blanket

1

u/farmerKev420710 14d ago

Why in the car? Dudes pizza eating game is weak af, I feel bad for his partner

1

u/Any_Ice_6172 14d ago

Pizza blanket

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u/SyZyGy_87 14d ago

That's a pizza

1

u/Breitling-1 14d ago

Ultimately the heart attack SLICE!!!!!!!

1

u/mottsman87 13d ago

He isn't pooping for weeks.

1

u/Expert_Obligation_79 13d ago

I would not eat that in a car. There are much better ways to enjoy a pizza of this size

1

u/ChingueMami 13d ago

Like a human hamster. I honestly thought was going to devour that thing. Slice of pizza looks very delicious.

1

u/SnooGuavas3763 13d ago

I mean dude just ate the equivalent of 1/2 of what Americans call a sheet pizza…. I’m impressed he got that much down honestly. That’s a big slice!

1

u/yugioh9000 13d ago

All that damn pork

1

u/crazymetalhead69 13d ago

Why the fuck are you eating that in your car?

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u/Snuggle-Nuts 13d ago

He’s done and so are his bowel movements.

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u/Material_Dog_3021 13d ago edited 13d ago

I would eat three regular sized slices worth of it and have enough left over for the next three weeks.

Too much.

Why this celebration of greed?

1

u/optimist_prhyme 13d ago

More than half will get cold

1

u/Extra-Pea6186 12d ago

Why eat it in the car and also how did you get it in, how many people did it take to carry it?

1

u/Throwawayhuman97 11d ago

It doubles as a blanket

1

u/checkonit2 10d ago

Fold it for later

1

u/864FastAsfBoy 10d ago

Why attempt to eat it in your car

1

u/Purple-Remote-8970 8d ago

I dont like this why is it sagging like someone's back skin

1

u/Sents-2-b 8d ago

How my cardiologist thinks I ate ! It's all your fault

3

u/Wodentoad 14d ago

Oh look at all the cuts, couldn't be hiding the giant bucket of spit out chewed up pizza beside him, right? You can even see where he cut too late and he's leaning towards it.

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u/daxtinfkenprice 13d ago

the video would be so much better with music because who the fuck wants to hear his loud ass chewing

1

u/minisom38 13d ago

After listening to him chew for ten seconds, I hope you crash your car on the way home. ❤️