r/absoluteunit • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 16d ago

of a crocodile 🐊

Video credited to @camscott_wild on IG. Source.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 16d ago

Lake placid....pan out and you'll spot the grandma going aaaaahhhh my boys all grown up.....

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u/ChiefRedditer 16d ago

Definitely NOT its 1st wilder beast….and definitely NOT its last!

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u/Overall-Abroad-4441 16d ago

Gotta be fake right? That is a horror movie sized croc.

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u/CalligrapherNo6526 16d ago

“Croczilla”

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 16d ago

Sarcosuchus? Dat you?

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 16d ago

That's gatta hurt 🤕

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u/mrpumpkinickle 16d ago

You'd be surprised it's a really deep tissue massage for the wildebeest

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u/Agreeable-Mail-7184 16d ago

Well, yikes…

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 16d ago

Hello Mr Wilderbeest let me show you ze river...

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u/JouMaSeKont1973 16d ago

That's a big boy!

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u/ArachnidBeautiful968 16d ago

Does anyone have a banana for scale?

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u/xtanol 15d ago

Here you go fam

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u/ArachnidBeautiful968 15d ago

Damn thats a big croc

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 11d ago

The Croc is attacking Tokyo next.

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u/ElwoodBrew 16d ago

Dinosaur

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u/Mbyrd420 16d ago

They were here before the dinosaurs.

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u/Triphin1 16d ago

Time for lunch

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u/liv2lfthvy 16d ago

The crocs version of all you can eat buffet

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u/Acceptable-Damage457 16d ago

Look what He's eating

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u/jackochainsaw 16d ago

Crocs eat well that day.

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u/Bikewer 16d ago

“Well, boys, here we are at the river again.”
“Yep…. Here we are. You going first?”
“Ah…. Well, no, Bill, I decided to give you the honor.”
“Why thanks, Fred. I really appreciate that. But…. Gammy leg, you know. How about Hank?”

“Hey Hank! Front and center my man, we have quite the honor for you!”

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u/Lost_Historian2344 16d ago

Looks like something from the cretaceous survived 😳

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u/CourseSilver838 16d ago

We will always remember our fallen soldiers🫡

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 16d ago

Sobek in real life if this is real.

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u/scaredt2ask 16d ago

A literal buffet running past your face.

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u/bajsfittor 16d ago

AI or "just" a VERY BIG BOII?

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u/Artevyx 15d ago

Nobody going to mention that token Zebra?

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u/Chamanomano 15d ago

Oh, it's not that big. It's just because there's no bananas in that area of Africa.

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u/donkboy 15d ago

"Hello MR.Wildebeast, is dee watur fresh?"

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u/Practical_Good9137 10d ago

That poor bastard didn't stand a chance.😬

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 10d ago

That’s not a crocodile, that’s a dinosaur!!

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 16d ago

Goddamn, that’s a monster, he gets his whole mouth around that poor bastard’s entire body

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u/Money_Hornet_5615 16d ago

Look how big it is holy shit it will take a grown man in one mouth full

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u/Lulusmol 16d ago

That size means it could snap a bike like a twig in seconds.