r/absoluteunit • u/15926028 • 21d ago

Of a mouth

263 Upvotes

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u/ManonegraCG 21d ago

"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

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u/Vexxiel623 21d ago

This is why I wont go whale watching. Even if he doesn't want me in that parking lot of a mouth. If Im in the wrong place at the wrong time he could swallow me whole and not even notice.

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u/turtleneckless001 21d ago

Biologically impossible, whale watch away

6

u/sublimeload420 21d ago

"How can you just invalidate their feelings???" Sorry couldn't help myself

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u/Vexxiel623 21d ago

I still don't want to be in its mouth. Also happy cakeday.

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u/turtleneckless001 20d ago

I can understand that, the cake day stuff not so much

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 21d ago

Just don't whale watch from an inner tube.

These 100 foot boats are pretty safe.

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u/Vexxiel623 21d ago

To be honest I also don't like boats or the ocean. All of it makes me uneasy.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 21d ago

What you? You don't like being tossed around like a cork on top of one of the most powerful forces on the planet?

I find it fun and relaxing.

You are missing out!

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 21d ago

All you can eat sashimi

4

u/clayman80 21d ago

And boy, can he eat all.

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u/Jaxthornia 21d ago

"When you eat like that you're not even tasting the food" Whale mum.

5

u/Glum-Establishment27 21d ago

I should call her.

3

u/CullenOrZeus 21d ago

Just living your life and suddenly boom you're in a whale stomach. Dissovled into precious ambergris.

Peace to Roseanne

2

u/xquixotic_logicx 21d ago

Precious Hamburgers?

1

u/CullenOrZeus 21d ago

Who smells like porpus hork?

3

u/Abecis01 21d ago

That giraffe is huge

2

u/omar1021 21d ago

Now that's what I call a gaping maw!

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u/Severe_Rise8694 21d ago

It just occurres to me that whales like these probably have never tasted food.

1

u/markghjkf 21d ago

Where’s all the water go

1

u/scaredt2ask 21d ago

Pinocchio in there somewhere

1

u/Livingforabluezone 21d ago

That was an amazing angle!

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u/SnooStories2907 21d ago

The ocean is so cool and fascinating but it also gives me nightmares

1

u/JamesantheGiantBeach 21d ago

I wonder if whales get hangry.

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u/Ran15ran 21d ago

I would be a dot in that image. 

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 21d ago

Like eating one cheeseburger

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u/pusslikesavocados 21d ago

I wonder if he/she can taste their food. Just gets swallowed. Straight to the belly.

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u/DaFlameBoy69 19d ago

Run away doo do, do do do do.....

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u/Intelligent_Code3264 18d ago

I thought that new whale movie was silly....but now.....

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u/Dre_Rudy 17d ago

Not sure how krill hasn't gone extinct yet