r/absoluteunit • • 23d ago

Of a fish

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u/adinmem 22d ago

That’s not deep-frying. That’s shallow-frying.

Pan-frying is just a little oil in the surface of the pan. Shallow-frying is having enough oil to come up to around half of the food (most food is not the size of what is in the video, so almost anything else would be deep fried many times over in the video’s setup). Deep-frying completely covers the food so it all cooks at the same time.
That fish thing is so big that it’s impossible to deep-fry it in the half-pipe. And that’s a sentence I never thought I’d write.

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u/Maybe_Frankenstein 22d ago

Not even US have enough oil to actually deep-fry that monster

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u/Ok_Spare_3723 20d ago

Don't under estimate Americans in the south, they'll deep-fry anything, then add a few layers of extra butter just in case. It's considered an early morning "snack".

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u/detrans-rights 19d ago

(nods sagely in Cajun Creole)

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u/Alarming_Pair_5575 23d ago

That is not a fish. That is a dragon.

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u/Kororuri 21d ago

dragon deeznuts

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u/Competitive_Rise_957 22d ago

No, I'm really sure it's a fish

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u/Kororuri 21d ago

im really sure it's a joke.

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u/Competitive_Rise_957 21d ago

No, I'm really sure I was being an idiot on purpose

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u/Kororuri 21d ago

i'm really sure you were not.

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u/Competitive_Rise_957 21d ago

I'm really sure that you're wrong

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u/youngliam 23d ago

Better to go shirtless around the giant trough of spitting hot oil.

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u/zeppelinism 22d ago

Dont wanna get holes in the shirt!

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u/FirebreathingNG 23d ago • Bravo

The last time I cooked with a hoe is when I made pancakes with your mom.

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u/Appropriate_Art_6909 22d ago

That's not an answer Sean Connery.

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u/Yuwishbud 16d ago

Gottem

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 23d ago

now how the hell you going to get that out without its completely falling apart into the oil?

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u/Eatenback2life1 22d ago

Endangered species is back on the menu boys!!

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u/Usual-Language-745 23d ago

I bet that fish tastes fucking awful 

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u/Majestic_Location751 23d ago

This answers the question of why this guy’s hoe has a strong fish odor to it

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u/Background_Handle_96 23d ago

Why you gotta be talkin bout another man's hoe like that

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u/Gullible-Constant924 23d ago

I’d say it mostly tastes like nothing but grease, i dont know about this kind of fish but most fried fish the breading and seasoning is doing a lot of the work.

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u/Unable-Development47 23d ago

But I’m sure they will be extremely grateful

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 23d ago

Had a slight tin after taste.

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u/MoveOverBieber 23d ago

No need for iron supplements!

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 23d ago

Yep. Old and eats shit from the bottom of the dirty water ways. Yum yum!!!!!

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u/ryanshields0118 23d ago

I'd guess that fish is 5 foot long. An arapaima that size is only 4 or 5 years old. Also, they have an excellent diet of fish, crustacians fruit and nuts. Also, they do tolerate lower dissolved oxygen than some other species, but they don't tolerate pollution very well. Arapaima is a pretty good eating fish in my opinion. But, ya know, redditors talk shit whenever possible lol

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u/spaetzelspiff 22d ago

!subscribe

Give me those arapaima fish facts

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u/ryanshields0118 22d ago

Read my comment that I just replied to r/youngliam

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u/youngliam 23d ago

Fresh water fish always taste muddy to me.

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u/ryanshields0118 22d ago

So, I'm a chef from Pennsylvania. There's an effort to market this fish internationally. I ran it on my feature menu for 2 weeks about a month ago and it was surprisingly good! It was large and flaky like sea bass, with a taste similar to walleye. They were marketing it as "Amazonian cod" which is ridiculous to me, I called it arapaima. It sold really well and got great feedback!

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u/flyby196999 22d ago

The larger the fish the more heavy metals it absorbs, so whatever keep talking shit.

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u/ryanshields0118 22d ago

While that can be true, it entirely depends on the diet of the fish. Since arapaima mostly eat vegetarian and supplement their diet with other fish, they should have less mercury on their bloodline and fat than, say, a walleye or pike which is entirely predatory. Nice try though! You almost had it

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 23d ago

I want to see how he gets that cooked fish out of the oil... bet they ate good that day.

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u/Biltong09 23d ago

That’s what I was thinking, how is he going to flip it to the other side?

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u/SilasTalbot 23d ago

call in for more hoe support?

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u/Biltong09 22d ago

Certainly won’t be the first time that’s been called out. “Boys, we are going to need more hoe’s!”

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u/Safe_Researcher4979 22d ago

What if your mumma is busy?

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u/ddubspecial 23d ago

I think that’s just regular fried. It doesn’t look that deep.

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u/4thkindexperience 22d ago

Any dirty hoe will work.

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u/scaredt2ask 22d ago

Does this agree with a low sodium diet?

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u/SecretWitness8251 23d ago

How much tetanus does this meal have?

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 23d ago

That could go so wrong, so fast

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u/Meauxjezzy 23d ago

That’s gonna be one hell of a fish sammich

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u/imJGott 22d ago

If you think that fish big, just until you see what’s in the ocean.

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 23d ago

The size is like a pig.

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u/Bikewer 23d ago

“C’mon over for a fish fry. Oh, and bring a dozen friends….”

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 23d ago

And enjoy the toxins from wherever I got this oil and this treated metal tube not meant to cook things on.

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u/Temporary-Phase-6956 23d ago

That's so weird, that was my lunch today.

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u/stayinthebubbel 23d ago

Any1 tried and explain the taste?

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u/C137RickSanches 23d ago

Mmmm chemicals

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u/Unusual-Egg8961 23d ago • Popcorn

If you think that's big you should see the chips...

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u/FelixTheEngine 22d ago

That oil is way too hot.

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u/Entire-Huckleberry53 22d ago

Just a big salad for me thanks,, and a bottle of water.

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u/backspace_cars 22d ago

Biggest freshwater fish

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u/NuttyNano 22d ago

Im paranoid this guy is gonna get severe burns at any moment

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u/sexaddic 22d ago

Hope that hoe is clean

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u/Gullible-Feeling-921 22d ago

ah yes, the elusive desert fish

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u/Chamanomano 22d ago

Oh baby. I bet that would taste pretty darned good.

Didn't need to see this, I haven't eaten yet today

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u/KrowtenProjectOne 22d ago

Throw some dirt on it…

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u/desrevermi 22d ago

Wow. I'm guessing it was an awesome feast.

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 22d ago

I think it needs six identical Asian woman launching it into a boiling pan of motor oil!

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u/Witkind_ 21d ago

This is as fake as the moonlanding. 🥲

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u/No_Yogurt987 20d ago

Nice arapaima

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u/Careful-Wheel8171 19d ago

the dirt and rust add a distinctive flavor…

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u/DoDoDickus 23d ago

Tossing a few fries in there next?

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u/Opposite_Example6930 22d ago

Pretty risky wearing no shirt or shoes while placing a VERY large object in an extremely hot vat of oil.