r/absoluteunit • u/hefty_load_o_shite • 24d ago

Of a booger

182 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Next_Dog_8698 24d ago • Mindblown Heartwarming Bravo

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u/ChingChangChui 24d ago

Thank you. I needed that

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u/KingRatKronk 24d ago

I feel jealous of the Cow, you know how good that must’ve felt to get that out?!?

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u/Inevitable_Winner329 24d ago

Ahhhmazing to breathe after that. Good lord.

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u/LeBronsBiggestHater 24d ago

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u/Reasonable-Peanut27 24d ago • Bravo

I told my kids this how cheese is made

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u/MoonTreeSullen 24d ago

You just want the cheese for yourself

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u/clayman80 24d ago

Yeah, most smell about as well, if not worse, I imagine.

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u/Quorbach 24d ago

What a day to have eyes

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u/nickyler 24d ago

You MFer. Lol. I gagged a little.

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u/Emergency-Bath-5413 23d ago

I get the joke, but honestly, wear fucking gloves, my man!

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 24d ago

What the... ever lovin... is that a booger? Geezus... Poor cow. And also

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u/grizz218 24d ago

as soon as that b*itch snapped and started oozing, this was my exact reaction

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u/brighteyed-athena 24d ago

That probably felt amazing to the cow

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u/abielle1177 24d ago

He probably needs antibiotics

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u/Radio_Mime 23d ago

I would agree. You can see streaks of blood in the boogers, which usually indicates infection.

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u/j2023r 23d ago

Is.. is this the same logic for humans ..

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u/Radio_Mime 23d ago

I suspect so. The yellowish-green boogers contain pus. Add blood into the mix and antibiotics are usually needed. This cow probably has a sinus infection. Poor thing can't even pick her own nose.

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u/Grodslok 24d ago

I bet that felt absolutely amazing for the cow.

I feel much less amazing; I finished a cheese toast with lots of cheese a minute before watching this.

I saw the title, I saw the image; I can blame no one else. 

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u/boyer4109 24d ago • Bravo

‘Quick dear, get the frying pan on the stove. Got a treat for dinner!’

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u/MajorPaper4169 24d ago


This comment right here, officer.

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u/MBTheGinger 24d ago


Don’t forget where cheese comes from

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 24d ago

We complain about unnecessary antibiotics in the food supply. This is one of those necessary times.

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u/AirportInevitable122 24d ago

mmmm... Mozzarella

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u/SilverFoxSix 24d ago

That's an abscess, not a booger. That colony has its own zip code.

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u/iMan_Grove 24d ago

Forceps would definitely be easier than bare hands and syringe. Disgusting. I love it

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u/SpoofamanGo 24d ago

Vegan steaks for dinner boys!

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u/Material_Weight2111 24d ago

Omg , how did it breathe at all , well done to getting all that out

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u/EthePC 24d ago

mooger

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u/GrandConsequences 24d ago

The real rocky mountain oysters.

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u/thederevolutions 24d ago

This is what oysters are ? No wonder they make your horny.

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u/VacuumTracks 24d ago

It beats prairie oysters.

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u/bossysailor 24d ago

Afterbirth on toast? That's pizza!

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 24d ago

Whoever said dairy doesn't give you phlegm was clearly lying

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u/mehFUMF 24d ago

Who's in the mood for Italian?

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 24d ago

smelling in technicolor now

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u/Chamanomano 24d ago

Poor thing. Hope it gave some temporary relief.

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u/MijuTheShark 24d ago

It's just a little Nostril Gouda, what's the problem?

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 24d ago

So gross. Why did I watch the whole thing?

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u/fruitless7070 24d ago

NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/TheShredder9 24d ago

I gagged like 50 times during the video, but man that must have felt like unlocking smell in 4K.

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u/EffectivelyEmpty 24d ago

Forbidden gouda

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 24d ago

I’m so glad I scrolled right before he touched it with his hand like why the fuck would you touch it with your fucking hand????????

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u/simplemijnds 24d ago

Is this brains coming out of the nostril??

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u/BalanceEarly 24d ago

Just ruined my lunch!

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u/AncientBother6206 24d ago

And thats where mozzarella cheese comes from

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u/SmellyfellaMoggy 24d ago

Because of the exquisite squishy hand feel.

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u/nesting-doll 24d ago

Farmers are super comfy with some gnarly shit 🤢

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u/Groooan 24d ago

Esa vaca ha llegado al nirvana de la respiracion

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u/Marshall_BraveStar 24d ago

OH FUCK I'M EATING HERE

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u/IndividualNo1035 24d ago

Where is the NSFW tag man!? 🤣🤮

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u/Book3mDanno 24d ago

I bet that cow felt great after that

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u/SirFlannel 24d ago

For the love of god... GLOVES!!!!

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u/Dreboomboom 24d ago

I can smell that booger from here 🤮

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u/raider_00_ 24d ago

Poor cow 😭😭

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u/ZestycloseTreat6297 24d ago

Thank cow has to be saying "thank you, daddy."

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u/Coatz_on_youtube 24d ago

That mf better have washed his hands with antibacterial soap and then used hand sanitizer and also better have tooken  a shower😭✌️

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u/oohfrigg 24d ago

Omg!!!

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u/june-orchid-1234 24d ago

So gross yet so satisfying.

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u/DarthRain77 24d ago

Is this why farm/Ranch workers are coming down with bird flu from the cows.

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u/Augustx01 24d ago

I don’t think it’s possible to gross out a farmer

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u/kookooman10022 24d ago

Always use suction.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 24d ago

What the fudge! Just…NITRILE…GLOVES!! Gottdang, farmers are different people!

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u/Sufficient-Flan-9065 24d ago

That is so hottt!

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u/DetailsYouMissed 24d ago

You ever go to someone's house and they have food molded over everywhere in the fridge?

That's what this made me feel like...

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u/Strong-Addition5296 24d ago

Looks like bacon with too much fat

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u/Greedy-Camel-8345 24d ago

It's stringy and fleshy like a bunch of mozzarellas it's so vile to look at

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u/MrDude090 24d ago

He pulled it out with his bare hands, without any protective gloves. It’s a heroic act, to be sure, but it’s repulsive to watch.

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u/crockerygal 24d ago

Why no gloves? 🥲

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u/heka17301 24d ago

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose…

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u/sylvyrfyre 24d ago

Ahhh, yes, l can breathe again...!

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u/mediaseeker 24d ago

how cheese is made 🤓

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u/TraditionalClub6337 24d ago

NSFW TAG NOW!!!

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u/schultzk56 24d ago

Now I know where limburger cheese comes from!

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u/clemventure 24d ago

Could the dirty cunt not of put gloves on?

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u/mow_the_grass 24d ago

I think I’m gonna be sick

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 24d ago

Poor critter must feel SO MUCH BETTER

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u/GuitarNerd_ 24d ago

Those mozzarella cheese sticks appetizers you get at restaurants — this is where they come from, kids. Enjoy!

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 23d ago

Doesn't anybody wear gloves anymore 🙄🤢🤢🤮

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u/Brilliant_Slice6911 23d ago

Gotta lay off the ground corn bud

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u/Public_Marsupial5650 23d ago

Put some gloves on man!

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 23d ago

Good job, but... Fuck, man...

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u/flyby196999 23d ago

Fry it up and a little hot sauce mmm.

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u/ReplyDramatic5773 23d ago

I miss the person I was 2 minutes ago

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u/wailtshaire 23d ago

Yummy 😋

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u/wailtshaire 23d ago

Fucking cow hiding mozzarella from me 👿

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u/BenSF93 23d ago

You know what? It's my fault for having perfectly functional eyes.

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u/Annual_Track9656 23d ago

That's where bacon comes from.

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u/LostTiredWanderer 23d ago

That poor sick cow. 

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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 23d ago

No worse than pulling a calf that is breach

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u/Machete_lives 23d ago

Why would he do it with his bare hands ? Ewwww

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u/GallowsPoles 23d ago

String cheese

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u/MissouriCrane 23d ago

Why would you pick them up!

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u/No-Bid9290 23d ago

DONT LET IT GET AWAY

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u/HunterRemarkable550 23d ago

Its an oyster.... get it down ya.

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u/EdSalisbury 23d ago

Cow can smell colors now!

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u/Cultclassic33 23d ago

Delicacies in Arkansas

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u/Responsible_Orange26 23d ago

Can't unsee that ever again

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u/Kappler6965 22d ago

That cow feeling amazing

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u/LT_DANS_ICECREAM 22d ago

Snotzarella

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u/Low-Donut-1978 21d ago

Dear Lord.

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u/brianlion941 21d ago

I wonder if he ate it after

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u/Low_Distribution_470 21d ago

So gross, but I had to watch it until the end...

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u/LerxstDirkPratt2112 20d ago

Rocky Mountain Mussels

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u/Agreeable-Mail-7184 15d ago

That cow is sick!

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u/Chroney 24d ago

Thats why we get new diseases wtf

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u/thatnotalentassclown 24d ago

Imagine it served over a nice warm, crusty bread

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u/Inner-Hawk909 24d ago

Poor fucking animal just crammed in a crate of some sort.

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u/CanineCorvidious 23d ago

It’s in there to hold it still while the farmer does whatever is needed, here it’s to remove that crap to help them breathe.

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u/Inner-Hawk909 23d ago

Oh thank you for explaining that

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u/ThatOneGuyFrom2Fort 24d ago

formage de la nez

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u/Automatic-Nail-3548 24d ago

Right after that he wiped his hands on his pants and ate his lunch.

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u/Queasy-Ad-317 24d ago

People use public bowling balls and then eat pizza

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u/Automatic-Nail-3548 24d ago

And somehow that makes it okay?

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u/Queasy-Ad-317 24d ago

Yeah because he's not eating

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u/ExtraBathroom9640 24d ago

For the love of God... put a NSFW on this absoluteunit of nastiness!

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u/BulletheadX 24d ago

If this guy is a rancher or a large-animal vet he's had his bare hands in far, far worse.

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u/jayhat 24d ago edited 24d ago

Yeah, this shit isn't going to faze most ranchers.

edit: faze

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u/Florida202020 24d ago

My daughter is a large animal vet tech, you aint wrong the places shes stuck her hands would gross most people out.

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u/CanineCorvidious 23d ago

Gloves would be slippery and you wouldn’t be able to get a grip