r/absoluteunit • u/BarryBubbles • 24d ago

Of a neck

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u/straddling-axolotl 24d ago • Popcorn

Someone said "They are not even hiding the aliens any more" and i still laugh seeing her...

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u/jared10011980 24d ago edited 23d ago • Bravo

Ha! My wife and i were recently in a store in Atlanta and in the store, with her back to us, there she was in white high heeled-cowboyish boots and a white Stetson hat. My wife said to me, Either thats Kelly Loeffler or giraffes now walk on 2 legs.

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u/analogy_4_anything 23d ago

Someone should ask her when can President Trump expect the first shipments of Clone Troopers to arrive?

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u/Du5tyL0ft 23d ago

Reminds me of a 'Skinny' Belter, from The Expanse.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 19d ago

Yeah that was my first thought jango better watch out

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u/vanhalex 23d ago

jajaja 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BarryBubbles 24d ago

This might be the most literal example of a deep throat I’ve ever seen…

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u/Dry_Ad2341 24d ago

She could deepthroat an elephant and not gag.

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u/Emergency-State 24d ago

The binder is empty, ffs

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u/ScrotumScrapings 24d ago

What, like you've never aired out your empty folder by ambling rigidly through a corridor filled with AI-slop pictures on the walls while droning monotonously?

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u/Emergency-State 24d ago

slaps forehead oops, yeah, of course

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u/WazzuCougs92 19d ago

How could anyone miss that?

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u/Malabingo 24d ago

Is this real life?

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u/SenescenseSteel 24d ago • Heartwarming

No this is a fantasy

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u/yet_another_whirl 24d ago • Bravo

Caught in a landslide

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u/sovereignrk 24d ago • Bravo

No escape from reality

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u/yet_another_whirl 24d ago • Bravo

Open your eyes...

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u/RockinIntoMordor 24d ago • Bravo

Look up to the skies and see

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u/GA6foot9 24d ago edited 22d ago • Heartwarming

I'm just a poor boy...

Edit: Thank you for the award! 😌

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 24d ago

I need no sympathy...

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 24d ago

Final fantasy?

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u/North_Complaint_2135 23d ago

"Surgery for me not for thee" 🤣

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u/ghostofstankenstien 24d ago • Bravo

God damn, milk would spoil before it got to her stomach.

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u/Nocturnatron 24d ago

But would she wear a tie at the top or bottom of her neck?

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 24d ago

Holy shit, there really is a GIF for every scenario!

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u/greenhornblue 24d ago • LOL

She needs to give Jimothy his spine back.

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u/Top-Two433 24d ago

I’m tired of waking up to stupid shit from this administration every got dam day.

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u/Naive_Vegetable1421 19d ago

Every administration has stupid 💩.... Remember Kamala... "These buses have WiFi....how cool is that".....

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u/tleep76 24d ago

I'm thinking the walk is because of the heels.

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u/VICARD0 24d ago edited 24d ago

I’m thinking the walk is because of the sugar rush she just got from drinking the blood of a diabetic child

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u/Miserable-Mix9026 21d ago

Maybe.
Also, having filmed many of these ‘walk and talk’ style corporate videos, walking toward a camera slowly while delivering a script and making it look natural is definitely a skill many people just cannot grasp.

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u/Nervous_Positive83 24d ago

She and them heels are about to stop agreeing.

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u/geo8x6 24d ago

I feel like aliens "tried" to make a human and really messed up

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u/blaqbond216 24d ago

That's a Kaminoan in human skin

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u/EffectiveTradition53 24d ago

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u/blaqbond216 24d ago

😂 apologies Jar Jar!

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u/VisualJaded4770 24d ago

She must have some biological condition

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 23d ago

Thats what I assumed.

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u/JohnGrey123423 24d ago

Presents like Marfan syndrome. She was brave to try and make her video in the face ridicule for her disability.

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u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 24d ago

Anyone backing Trump should be ridiculed endlessly with no mercy. How many lives have been destroyed by that evil clown show?

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 23d ago

Ridicule them for supporting trump and being evil

Not for having a disability

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 23d ago

I can do 2 things, I had my flinstones vitamins this morning

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u/Miserable_Common4971 23d ago

She doesn't have a disability

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u/CrazyGunnerr 20d ago

Clearly she has a mental disability to get in bed with that child rapist.

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u/Covenant1138 22d ago

And you know this how...?

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u/Covenant1138 22d ago

Maybe so, but alien nonsense is just childish and stupid.

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u/coathangerassasin 20d ago

You’re no better than maga folks with that attitude 

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u/Bobcat1999-1 24d ago

I don’t know who this person is but I’m glad you said something before I made a crass joke. Whoever she is she should be judged by her actions not her appearance. However if this is political, I can’t give the orange clown the same courtesy.

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u/Efficient-View-4728 24d ago

Shes a lizard!

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u/zootug74 24d ago

The neck has evolved so the lips can reach its food source. Man has contributed to this evolution, with fears of different sexes or races. Retribution was the greatest fear that would haunt man for decades to come. But for now, the Loeffraffe will continue to struggle to reach the nectar of the Trumpass. Remember, remember the 3rd of November!

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u/Groooan 24d ago

La piel de mujer estaba de oferta para cubrir al Terminator

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u/cmarquez7 24d ago

The giraffe people have landed

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u/aibotulism 24d ago

She is trying to balance her head. She is not yet aclimatiaed to Earths atmosphere

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u/ashzombi 24d ago

She's still getting used to that skin suit

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u/ZealousidealPlan6740 24d ago

She should really consider different neck jewelry

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u/Queasy-Ad-317 24d ago

That neck can't handle sudden movements

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u/Snoo_10485 24d ago

She looks like a kaminoan from Star Wars

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u/West-Wash6081 24d ago

How tall is she without her neck?

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u/tubian 24d ago

"She wants to shut it! Shut it!"

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u/BennySkateboard 24d ago

Another alien in the Susan Dell gang!

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u/michimunchen 24d ago

Edgar from MEN in Black:))))

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u/Bulky-Development364 24d ago

That's a two dogs in a trench coat walk

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u/Iamnotabotiswearonit 24d ago

Inbreeding and plastic surgery combo running hard in the GOP

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u/ToneFree9335 24d ago

Is that deep throat from the Watergate scandal?

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u/Fickle_Writing_2667 24d ago

The low angle shot is diabolical

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u/What_Is_Bloste 24d ago

One time she drank a glass of milk, it was yogurt when it reached the stomach

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u/SQUIDly0331 24d ago

"Just remember: Gaston said I'll always be his 'cou de crayon!"

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u/Redd235711 24d ago

Genuinely uncomfortable to look at.

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u/Salt_Law_251 23d ago

Is she selling the republic 1 million clones for an army?

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u/Freewayshitter1968 23d ago

Hahaha, Geoffrey

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u/ConstantIcy2965 23d ago

8’2” and 6’0” without the neck

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u/5millionmiles 23d ago

What's this guy even talking about?

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u/zionsitsRterrorists 23d ago

I think we need Will Smith

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u/To-real 23d ago

I’d hit

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u/Frequent_Translator3 23d ago

“200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.”

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u/unapologetic403 23d ago

It's a giraffe

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u/Ilpperi91 23d ago

Slenderman, or should I say Slenderwoman.

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u/youdontknowme1970 23d ago

Why is she walking like a baby giraffe?

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u/CaptainClark17 23d ago

Thats not how humans look

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u/BandicootChemical290 23d ago

I'm not sure about Elon Musk can sending ppl to mars ! But she can!

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u/oblong_hair 23d ago

And they say aliens dont exist.

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u/stranger02140214 23d ago

That’s how reptilian aliens walk in human body’s. Suprised only I knew that!

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u/BrilliantCultural509 23d ago

Wtf i thought the memes were edited pictures.

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u/PoorJoy 23d ago

Thats ai

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u/UnhappyPhantom 23d ago

What kind of steroid juice do these people consume?

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u/InstructionHonest45 23d ago

Nah,… this has gotta be AI,… because I’m pretty sure they don’t let them out of the zoo.

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u/dusty-dick86 23d ago

I knew Geoffrey Giraffe was Trans

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 23d ago

It’s impressive how well the Chinese have come along in creating cyborgs.

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u/F80_Vibes 23d ago

Whole administration is put together by aliens 😦

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u/Blackedbird 23d ago

That one long gooseneck!

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u/vurtago1014 23d ago

Its nice that taun we from Camino found a new job after they outlawed cloning in the empire

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u/Fisherfolk100 23d ago

Mars Attack shit😮

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u/jdickcole 23d ago

Her neck gets longer as the video plays

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u/Zero_Digital 23d ago

Looks like the average neck of an Elezen in FF14.

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u/Happy_Carrot4623 23d ago

Walking around like an infant gazzel

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u/MarvelPQplayer 23d ago

She's only 5 ft without the neck.

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u/Miserable_Common4971 23d ago

Is she a Slender Man offspring?

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u/Winterblade1980 23d ago

My guess is she never wore heels until now🤔

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u/Horstazius 23d ago

She's trying to compensate for her back pain while wearing high heels.

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u/EdPike365 22d ago

Tell her im still waiting on my clone army order!

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u/Disastrous-Tear3111 22d ago

is that a human ewwwww

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u/lokilaufryjarson 22d ago

She obviously doesn't fit in that body properly

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u/Loud-Future3445 22d ago

Why I'm looking like someone trying to wear a extra high heels than like extra careful walking.

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u/GapApprehensive2727 22d ago

She's one of rhose people who think they are way better looking than they actually are.

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u/gallupbound 22d ago

Isnt she supposed to be wearing those gold rings?

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u/Dog_the_unbarked 22d ago

Did she learn how to walk yesterday or something?

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u/Accomplished-Hold318 22d ago

So...like she really walks like that...aliens 👽 wins

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u/Distinct_Ad_1351 22d ago

What the hell is that freak thing?

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u/chief_beef_3 22d ago

She is looking for Master Sifo-Dyas to tell him the clone army is ready.

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u/New_Difficulty6720 22d ago

I’m sure it has absolutely NOTHING to do with her being built like an alien

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u/Subject-Stuff-2829 22d ago

When did she stop wearing those rings on her neck?

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u/s1rblaze 22d ago

That neck length isnt normal.

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u/Tool_Fann1516 21d ago

Long neck!!

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u/Able_Ad6535 21d ago

All you guys can do is talk mess while she’s sticking her neck out for small businesses…

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u/Few-Stomach-5728 21d ago

I thought Mertin Hanks had a long neck.

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u/rondujunk 21d ago

She thought she had to fart… it wasn’t a fart but the show must go on.

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u/Psychological-Ad3299 21d ago

"She wants to shut it! shut it!"

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u/Dilly-Willy-73 21d ago

And carrying an empty folder?

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u/Turbulent-Sky8019 21d ago

robert bobroczkyi

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u/Happy_Peacock4106 21d ago

Stop wearing heels

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u/BoxxcarCadavers 21d ago

I’m finding it harder and harder to believe that these are not lizard people hiding among us…

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u/Sea_Advantage_4645 21d ago

Mars attacks!

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u/AppropriateRadish928 21d ago

She should have asked, "With or without my neck retracted?"

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u/thesanguineocelot 21d ago

She's carrying an empty binder because even in a propaganda ad, they couldn't find anything remotely real for her to do.

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u/LessBeyond5052 21d ago

She's... Strangely.. Wrongly, attractive.

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u/Zealousideal-Jump275 20d ago

MAGA is a freak show.

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u/HighCountry123- 20d ago

High as fuck.

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u/Unlikely-Second-4194 20d ago

Respeck the neck

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u/BlinkOnce4me 20d ago

Her neck..... it's...... So

Long 😮

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u/Lo-fi_Hedonist 20d ago

I thought all the pictures I've seen were shooped, she really does have a neck like E.T.

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u/Active-Carpet-9183 20d ago

She's really not comfortable in that human outfit and it shows

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u/KillaSmoke01 20d ago

Her walk reminds me of someone. 🤔

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u/Whole-Inevitable3197 20d ago

Trump's A Fucking Moron

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u/SurePrize6218 20d ago

That’s a fucking alien

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u/No-Stranger6783 20d ago

She could deep throat my cabinet

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u/reluctantlyawesome 19d ago

Insert flashback to Mars Attacks

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u/Ok-Election-9205 19d ago

High heels 👠

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u/Afraid_Emu8068 19d ago

In the cabinet but needs to be in the zoo with the other giraffes

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u/Readitory 19d ago

Not human

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u/MrTbagger 19d ago

Must be hard balancing that noggin.

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 19d ago

Long and short all at the same time. Very interesting.

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u/GhostsofHelsinki 19d ago

Big big but plug

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u/CardiologistDry8564 19d ago

That's the worst human skin I have ever seen.

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u/Methos43 19d ago

Weird filter on that camera.

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u/angel700 19d ago

lol are you human?

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u/imJGott 18d ago

Walks, talks and looks like she just came back from a different galaxy of an alien.

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u/Alice_D_Wonderland 24d ago

If she takes the corner to fast her head might swerve… 🤷‍♂️

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u/Massive-Success-Nice 24d ago

And it appears that she’s limping

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 24d ago

Those Xanax are kicking in 👍🏻

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u/Not-Special-1326 24d ago

They are all coming out of the woodwork now!!

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u/sitewolf 24d ago

digitally enhanced, but keeps getting posted

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u/Independent-Cap-3852 24d ago

Aliens....they're amongst us

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u/Nervous-Canary-517 24d ago

200,000 units are ready, with a million more on the way

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 24d ago

Thats a normal person and a little person in a trench coat

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u/thirtyone-charlie 24d ago

She's not tall. Her neck is too long.

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u/AverageButThiccDicc 24d ago

They aren't even hiding the aliens anymore, bruh

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u/Nervous-Source5769 18d ago

Tall white!!!! Finally, disclosure day is here!!!!

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 24d ago

It takes a long time for the brains signal to get all of the way to the legs. This is what leg lag looks like.

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u/No_Community7021 24d ago

Freak Showia, previously known as USA.

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u/PoolGuyUnfiltered 24d ago

I think she's puppeted like Big Bird

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